Monday's Funnies

Dear Family and Friends,  We are being warned that the tail end of hurricane Gonzalo will reach us tomorrow, they forecast winds of 55 mph gusting to 80mph... so we shall have to hold on to our hats! Now for the fun stuff...

Photoshop and be damned!

Keepy upee anyone

Thanks Paul

Gallery

Getting things into proportion

Bert - just put your finger here for a minute........Bert?

Meet my new delivery!

Top of my Bucket List - Iceland

Touche George

I'm a Grandad, but I have my own teeth!

Could be a lot more than that these days!

Drinks anyone?

Look at the beautiful terrazo walling.....er......

Not a lot to say here...

Meet the little fisherman

Harwich Weather for Tuesday

Tomorrow Michael?

Early rain clearing with brighter conditions following as well as a few heavy, thundery showers. Feeling much colder in fresh to strong North-Westerly winds. Maximum temperature 15 degrees Celsius. Precipitation Probability: 75 % | Precipitation Amount: 2-4 mm | Sunrise: 7.32 am

 Thanks Essesxweather.com !

Funnies for Sunday

Dear Family and Friends, It is a minor celebration today, my 750th  Blog post. To mark the occasion, I am using a slightly different format with lots of movie clips. Please bear in mind that if your internet is slow it may take time to load. If it doesn't work for you please let me know - Enjoy!

The new Twitter login page

Only in Russia - submarine surfaces to find a walrus asleep in the deck!

Those Minions are taking over the World.....well Harwich anyway!

Heart attack - not!

Cheap Flights!

Thanks to both Sandra and Neil for this!

The gates of Hell open, New Yorkers are unmoved!

It's only an ad, but with a twist!

Thanks Timo!

Only in Russia 2 - WTF!

I have absolutely no idea what's going on here

but it is original!

Oh! - Merica!

We've seen this before, but now in HD

Will you giggle?

Australian Politician after being called "Pregnant"

Loving the Cousin's Slogans...

Joke

Thanks Both!

Harwich Weather for Monday

It will be a breezy start to the new week, although clouds will break during the morning to bring some sunny spells. It should remain dry across the district throughout daylight hours. Noticeably cooler. Maximum temperature 16 degrees Celsius. Precipitation Probability: 10 % | Precipitation Amount: 0 mm | Sunrise: 7.30 am Thanks Essexweather.com !

Many thanks for continuing to come back here!

Cheers!

Richard.

Weekend Funnies

Dear Family and Friends, Another good day, went to the market this morning and shopped a little. This PM jolly little trip out to the country to reinstall a computer. Now indoors, it's dark the evenings are drawing in, note to self - find some good stuff!

Remember Perfect Day? - BBC have done it again - everyone's in this one!

Thanks Maggie!

They move big things on the roads in the US, sometimes things go a little bit awry!

Thanks Klaus!

Things you don't often see!

Gallery

Cousin's Slogans - score again!

Eliminates Wha ?

Right place right time!

Thanks Michelle!

They didn't give them to me - 40 years ago!

Oh! Yes!

Boys!........Boys???

The Historians might wonder!

Nothing to say here!

Nesquik - Oh! Yes!!!

Mother in Law's been about!

I think that I understand this...

Jokes

Thanks Chaps!

Lithuanian Joke

-Well, Petriuk, want to have a small piece of the cake?
-No, thank you.
-Not sure? Don’t like cake?
-I love, but the only large pieces.

 Thanks Rita!

We are all silly about the Minion Phenomenon

Harwich Weather for Saturday

Bright and breezy with some sunny spells, but also isolated sharp blustery showers. Feeling warm despite the strengthening breeze and temperatures reaching afternoon highs of 22 degrees Celsius. Precipitation Probability: 40 % | Precipitation Amount: 0-1 mm | Sunrise: 7.27 am

 Thanks to Essexweather.com !

Thanks for calling by!

Cheers!

Richard.

Thursday's Funnies

Dear Family and Friends, At last the rain went away, and we had a mild nice day.Had one call out, then a visit from the Returned Holidaymakers, with tales to tell. Now I can sit back and try to compose a new little gem just for you!

How to send a parcel in the stone age....

Thanks Klaus!

Gallery

Peaceful little ride through Russia!

At the Dentist - we've all been here!

Thanks to the many of you that sent me this!

Meanwhile on surveillance Oleg and Boris are becoming just a bit bored!

We call them "Landmines"

My thoughts entirely!

We sometimes have to do this - very reluctantly!

Now I can only think this is some kind of dirigible

or maybe it' a huge A**se

Ring ring........ring ring......

Our cousins and those slogans again!

Top tip!

Ok This is the place where we ask the ladies to look the other way!

Boys...remember the ice bucket challenge which has now petered out?

Well not quite - meet Michaela Schaeffer...

Thanks Bill!

Jokes

Thanks Chaps!

Harwich Weather for Friday

Dry and bright conditions with lengthy spells of sunshine are expected for much of the day. Cloud amounts will increase along with freshening winds late afternoon. Rain arriving overnight. Maximum temperature 19 degrees Celsius. Precipitation Probability: 20 % | Precipitation Amount: 0 mm | Sunrise: 7.25 am

 Thanks to Essexweather.com !

Thanks for calling by!

Cheers!

Richard.