Tuesday's Funnies

Dear Family and Friends, Are we lucky? Another marvellous day - although tomorrow we shall have rain.

Scotland over the last couple of days had 250mm rain! That is half our annual rainfall. Sorry the English always talk about the weather - now for Funny stuff!

The Group OK Go on Segway unicycles

How to placate a tearful woman...

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M versus W

British understatement (and maybe Canadian)!

Nobody's Big Boned!

Thanks Mags!

Now I'm not pointing the finger, but.......

Who says how big he is?

AaaaaaaaGggggggggH!

Check your car!

Nice Pun!

When is vandalism not vandalism!

Dead squirrel! Ha!

Does my bum look big in this?

The Flash app!

Bill's Joke

Thanks Bill!

Harwich Weather for Wednesday

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Largely cloudy throughout with outbreaks of rain, mostly light and patchy although a few heavier bursts are likely first thing. Noticeably cooler in a Easterly breeze. Maximum temperature 16 degrees Celsius. Precipitation Probability: 99 % | Precipitation Amount: 3-5 mm | Sunrise: 6.46 am Thanks Essexweather.com !

Thanks for calling by!

Cheers!

Richard.

Funnies for Monday

Dear Family and Friends, It was a beautiful day in Old Harwich today, clear blue skies and temperatures of 19c.

Shopping and Bank this morning, fixing a new "Dawn till Dusk" light pm, now staring at the screen, hoping inspiration will soon come for new funny stuff...

It had to happen, Russell Howard is doing Ebola Jokes!

How about The Simpsons in real life?

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Engrish!

Look at Windows 8  Ha ha ha ha ha !!!! 

Yup!

DYB DYB DYB

I think that's digital......

Japanese snow monkey enjoying warm water

Sometimes they like things as they are........!

Double Entendre...

I don't know whether to believe this or not!

Awwwwwwww!

This is history - it's back in fashion again!

Remember the Doctors and Nurses cheering up the children - 

they're doing it in Israel too!

Bill's Jokes

Thanks Bill!

Harwich Weather for Tuesday

A dry and fine day for the most part with spells of sunshine. Cloud will increase from the North-West during the late afternoon with rain arriving overnight into Wednesday. Warm once again with temperatures reaching highs of 18 degrees Celsius. Precipitation Probability: 5 % | Precipitation Amount: 0 mm | Sunrise: 6.44 am

 Thanks Essexweather.com !

Thanks for calling by!

Cheers!

Richard.

Sunday's Funnies

Dear Family and Friends, It was a productive day in Old Harwich today. I at last cleared my "Zone of shame" ie the jungle down the blind side of the garage, followed by wiring up lights on our palm tree. Now having collapsed like a jelly in my computer chair, I will compose a new edition of the blog - just for you!

Did you know that Benedict Cumberbatch is unable to say "Penguins"?

Most probably a stunt, but  a magic moment when a commecial airliner meets the Virgin Galactic Spacecraft

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Selfie of man in suit with jelly..............what?

There are some advantages to being short!

This is the absolute end......................help me out here chaps.........!

Legs with TAN............you have to know maths to get this

Oh dear this poor girl's suspenders have parted company with her stockings

...............guys?

This is perhaps the coolest guy on the entire planet!!!

I often wonder about people who have Chinese charcaters tattooed on them - 

This one allegedly says "Picnic Table!

Oh no! the Cousins are still looking for reds under the beds

I thought that went out in the 60s!

I always do this! It does take me time to get airborne!

This is a glorious one for the Punsters!

Only in Russia do they have very dishy policewomen.......but they do have guns

 and they bring their baby buggies!

I was totally unaware that they made male mannequins "Complete"!

Gloria's Joke

Thanks Gloria!

We've had extreme ironing.....now it's extreme wheelbarrowing!

More Wisdom from the QI Elves

Harwich Weather for Monday

Another breezy and generally dry day with some bright or sunny spells. Cloud amounts should be less than the weekend and it will feel pleasantly warm in any lengthy sunshine. Maximum temperature 18 degrees Celsius. Precipitation Probability: 10 % | Precipitation Amount: 0 mm | Sunrise: 6.42 am

 Thanks Essexweather.com !

Thanks for your continuing support!

Cheers!

Richard.

Weekend Funnies

Dear Family and Friends, Well the weekend is here again, I really hope that yours is a good one. I'm struggling a bit with Funny Fodder tonight, but I will do my best!

I think this is a fix but......

Thanks Klaus

Ten green Bottles sitting on a........

Thanks Mags!

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A bun IS the lowset form of wheat.....

Look out! The tide's coming in!

Nice - but is is really art?

Only in Russia...Orthodox priest blesses - a...

Hang in there girl!

Oh! Lord - nice dress you're almost wearing!

The Cousins and their slogans

Explanation of out Taxation system

Keep it in context!

Oh! Yeah - a likely tale!

Unfortunate product placement

More inappropriate product placement!

Or maybe.......

Ha Ha - reassuring photo message

Ha Ha those cull hunters didn't realise the little buggers run away!

Go Badgers!

Harwich Weather for Saturday

After a locally chilly start, it will be a predominantly dry and bright day, although an isolated shower cannot be ruled out. South-Westerly winds strengthening during the afternoon. Maximum temperature 16 degrees Celsius. Precipitation Probability: 10 % | Precipitation Amount: 0 mm | Sunrise: 7.39 am

 Thanks Essexweather.com !

Thanks for calling by!

Cheers!

Richard.