Weekend Funnies

Dear Family and Friends, I was led round the Supermarket today, (I am there to carry stuff), now having dined on Frikadellen, that's German meatballs and my favourites, I guess that Domestic Goddess was content with my carrying prowess! Now to compose another masterpiece....

This guy is in the wrong job!

Thanks Pete!

No it isn't me - but it so easily could be!

Thanks Richard C !

No way I can top this, a Drone in the shape of a De Lorien!

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People from New York are called New Yorkers, what on earth do we call these people!

What Grand Ma and Grand Pa get up to!

Thanks Derek!

Minion fever hits Harwich!

Bought these for the Grandchildren

(I kid you! I'm a fan myself!)

Yes - a long time!

The Cousins cannot spell!

Love their Slogans!

And another!

Yet another - this one's deep!

Yeaaaaaaaaaaaaaah !!!

She must be German! I have never understood why they do this!!!

An inappropriate card for every occasion!

Clever play on words?

Touche !

What the hell?????

Redneck Range Rover!

Joke Central

Thanks Chaps!

Lithuanian Joke

-Finally we are perfectly alone, says guy to girlfriend - I bought three tickets to the movies! 
-But why three? 
-Well, your mother, father, and brother!

Thanks Rita!

Our Geordie Friends have a song "Dance with your Daddy my little laddie when the boat comes in". This little chap copies Daddy too!

Harwich Weather for Saturday

A largely dry and bright day with plenty of sunshine during the morning. Increasing cloud from the West early afternoon will herald the arrival of the next spell of heavy rain and strong winds. Maximum temperature 14 degrees Celsius. Precipitation Probability: 50 % | Precipitation Amount: 1-2 mm | Sunrise: 7.04 am

 Thanks Essexweather.com !

Thanks for calling by!

Cheers!

Richard.

Thursday's Funnies

Dear Family and Friends, Today the Domestic Goddess and I were redecorating the utility room. Now with aching back and shoulders, I am in front of the computer seeking inspiration for a few more graphic oddities for your entertainement...

Augmented Reality

Thanks Keren!




Take some clear parcel tape, one unsuspecting student and.........

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This might liven things up a bit!

Really? Are you mad?

I have had this explained before and didn't understand..........

I still don't understand...

Thanks Derek!

I don't believe this! Allegedly the HQ of Viagra...

But thanks anyway Dick!

Whichever way you look at it, it is Bullsh*t!

Progress!

Wow I didn't know that Big...................glasses were back!

Best way to pile 'em!

No! Not me - the guy is doing scientific research!

Great Expectations!

And no the Cousins still can't spell!

The cool Husky really is cool!

James flattens Jeremy - tee hee!

This chaps is the absolute end.........

Jokes

Thanks Chaps!

One for luck!

Harwich Weather for Friday

Cloudy start with further outbreaks of rain, occasionally heavy and persistent during the morning. Drier, brighter conditions slowly edging in from the West to leave a mostly sunny afternoon. Milder. Maximum temperature 13 degrees Celsius. Precipitation Probability: 95 % | Precipitation Amount: 2-5 mm | Sunrise: 7.02 am

 Thanks Essexweather.com !

Thanks to you all we just passed 97,000 hits!

Cheers!

Richard.

Wednesday's Funnies

Dear Family and Friends, For those of you outside the UK, tonight is Guy Fawkes Night sometimes known as Bonfire Night, so we must start with a few fireworks, followed hopefully with other funny stuff.....

Best fireworks ever - is a bit of an overstatement
but I love 'em anyway!

Oldie but Goodie - can't help a little giggle!

Thanks Klaus!

Boys will be boys, they get the kid's toys, and then.......well they are special effects wizards!

Once upon a time...

Never - I said Never mess with Vlad!!!

Ha Ha !

One has to try!!!

Not real - It can't be real....................can it?

Thanks Derek!

Sofa for you tonight madam!

Love it!

Thanks Shirley!

Yes and they can breed - and vote!!!

Electrostatic leggings!

Very quick thinking!

One way of informing him...

Whoops! No. 647

Jokes

Thanks Arthur!

An idea for those left over Halloween Pumpkins!....

Harwich Weather for Thursday

Cold and frosty start with fog patches lifting. A fair amount of sunshine through the day, although cloud tending to increase towards evening. Another cold feeling day with maximum temperatures of 12 degrees Celsius. Precipitation Probability: 10 % | Precipitation Amount: 0 mm | Sunrise: 7.00 am Thanks Essexweather.com !

Thanks so much for your support for our little blog!

Cheers!

Richard.

Tuesday's Funnies

Dear Family and Friends, It was another good day in Old Harwich today, although the temperatures are slowly dropping, maybe 4c tonight. Having survived a foray to Ikea yesterday evening, I am licking my wounds and trying hard to get some original stuff to amuse you all!

The invasion is coming, Minion fever is hitting our town
we must however hold ourselves until next year!

Thanks Sandra K (D) for showing the German version, I found it in English







This is so bad it's good!

Thanks Klaus!

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We had juggling otters - how about a breakfasting otter?

You know you're in Redneck country when.........

Revenge?

Champion Punster - I love 'em!

Aaaaaaaaaaagggggggggghhhhhhhhh!!!!

Judgemental Stove!

Too many guns in the US  etc etc Oh it's a bog plunger!

Yup - it does!

I suggest boys, you look the other way...

Hmm Grandpa?

Yet another First World Problem!

Bl**dy Printers - I hate them!

Arthur's Jokes

Thanks Arthur!

Carrot Clarinet - why not ???

Thanks Tony!

Harwich Weather for Wednesday

Apart from a few isolated showers, it will be a mostly dry day with light winds and sunny spells. A cold Bonfire night will follow, with a widespread frost likely and localised fog patches. Maximum temperature 11 degrees Celsius. Precipitation Probability: 30 % | Precipitation Amount: 0-2 mm | Sunrise: 6.58 am

 Thanks to Essexweather.com !

Thanks for calling by!

Cheers!

Richard.