Tuesday's Funnies

Dear Family and Friends, It was a busy day in old Harwich today. First a visit to the dentist - apparantly my teeth will last longer than me! - Comforting thought! Next a visit to Business partner in Colchester, then home in the dark. Now I face the screen like an artist's canvas - blank! Hopefully inspiration will come in the next few hours...

This is a great bit of Schmalz, but very much my vintage!

Thanks Jeremy!






More Schmalz - but Bette Midler is special!

Thanks Stuart and Sandra!

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As is often the case our friends across the sea the Dutch have the edge, how about
solar power from the roads?!!!

To tell you the truth I fail to see the similarity!

Thanks Derek!

Oh! Lord! Why on earth did he take off his bikini top?

Words - it's only words!

Her name is Roxanne !

Immediately above my head is the beautiful constellation of Cassiopaea

Oh! Sh*t!

Ideal child's Christmas gift - Godfather Horse's head!!!

As before Cousins can't spell!

Sack the crap Taxidermist!

Take a number - Tee Hee!

Abhorrent comma..

This what I would be like if I ever visited the Gym......This is almost totally unlikely!

Thanks Elena (Ukr)!

Arthur's Jokes

Thanks Arthur!

Harwich Weather for Wednesday

Last of the overnight rain clearing to leave a breezy day with sunshine and perhaps a few thundery showers. A dry night will follow with clear spells. Maximum temperature 14 degrees Celsius. Precipitation Probability: 70 % | Precipitation Amount: 0-1 mm | Sunrise: 7.11 am

 Thanks Essexweather.com!

Thanks for calling by!

Cheers!

Richard.

Monday's Funnies

Dear Family and Friends,  It was a slightly muddly sort of day in the Old Git's household today. Had a call out this morning to replace a router, followed by a visit to the stationer. PM visit to the doctor, routine no problem, followed by a visit to Frinton to the Danish shop, now I am back in front of the screen, digging around the Interweb for new material.....

He doesn't know! - Cleaning can be fun!

3D Printing is here, hacking them was inevitable....Meet Pancake Bot!

Europe's biggest problem - finding parking - this chap's cracked it!

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Maybe they should have made the "G" a bit more pronounced!

She's putting it on - OK?

I bet the boys are all fanticising that she's taking it off!!!

If you're old enough to remember the Meccano leaflet

you will get this!

Statistical fact of the day..

I guess this is a language translation problem...

Or it is unbelieveably weird!!!

Sarcastic Sport app

Geeky kiddies!

What does Wilbur say about ugly women?

Free pens from the Fertility Clinic

I will get into trouble for this, H becomes angry with me when I shout at the TV

"All he has to say, is we want to win!!!"

A very clever ad for a very wide angle lens

Arthur's Jokes

Thanks very much Arthur!

Remember the Arctic Fox hunting in the snow? Fido is doing the same...

Thanks Keren!

Harwich Weather for Tuesday

Cloud may take a while to break during the morning, however all places will have a dry day. The best of any sunshine during the early afternoon. Maximum temperature 13 degrees Celsius. Precipitation Probability: 10 % | Precipitation Amount: 0 mm | Sunrise: 7.09 am

 Thanks Essexweather.com !

Thanks for calling by!

Cheers!

Richard.

Sunday's Funnies

Dear Family and Friends, Today is our Wedding Anniversary.......46 years.....quite a while eh? The sun came out at lunchtime, we saw the Ceremonies at the Cenotaph on TV, and we have bestest friends in for tea and cakes this PM. So I will try to concentrate on finding more funny stuff just for you....

It's just a Christmas ad, but John Lewis do it rather well

Tesco are getting in on the act too!

Could be classed as a "Ta Da" moment

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What am I supposed to do with this?

Clever - Greek Gods on Shipping Containers

Homespun Philosophy

More Philosophy

Wow! Would you look at the bend in that river.................Boys?

My vote goes to the Patio Heater!

I do love a good pun!

My belief is Alien Intervention...

Another of those "Right place at the right time" pictures

True - so true!

You untidy little moo - clean up your room!

Fancy choosing a plate with "Sphere".......................Oh! - I see!

Sorry no jokes today - so more video...

This is not what you think - suggest you start at 2mins

Not really my kind of music - but I have to confess Paloma is great!

Harwich Weather for Monday

A dry morning expected with some sunshine once early fog patches lift. Increasing cloud turning the sunshine hazy through the afternoon, but staying dry across all areas. Maximum temperature 13 degrees Celsius. Precipitation Probability: 20 % | Precipitation Amount: 0 mm | Sunrise: 7.07 am

 Thanks Essexweather.com

Thanks for your continuing support!

Cheers!

Richard.

Saturday's Funnies

Dear Family and Friends, It was another typical English day, sunshine & showers. I spent some time wrestling with window seals, I succeeded in the end but I am now walking round like a penguin...

Now it is time for me to delve into the Funny mine for more pictorial goodies!

Not much to say except - "The front fell off!"

This one is for my Brother - in - Law Darren who will understand the lingo!

It's a bit draughty on the shore today!

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He was wondering why they were laughing

They couldn't get him to look at the camera!

Oh! Yes! - Isn't that Notre Dame?

Possibly the weirdest selfie ever............boys?

There are lies, damn lies and statistics.........etc

More statistics

His expression when caught stealing from Mum's handbag!

Very apt bearing in mind tomorrow's date!

This has a complicated chemical name, but it is the lightest solid material known to man!

I don't know where that is..........maybe near New York!

Oh Yeah!

Not much to say......Ferret in a toilet roll tube

Liar Liar!

Joke

Thanks John!

We've all seen flashmobs, here's one with a difference......NZ Grannies!

Harwich Weather for Sunday

Rain should soon clear during the morning to leave a bright and breezy day with sunny intervals. The small risk of an afternoon shower passing through. Maximum temperature 12 degrees Celsius. Precipitation Probability: 50 % | Precipitation Amount: 1-3 mm | Sunrise: 7.05 am Thanks to Essexweather.com !

Thanks for calling by!

Cheers!

Richard.