Thursday's Funnies

Dear Family and Friends, It was a busy day, taking elderly neighbour to Dentist, shopping for plants, and one computer call out. Now I am hoping to amuse you all with yet more eclectic mixes of fun and humour!

The German Fire Brigade - when the Boss isn't looking!

Thanks Klaus!

Pit bull v/s Tortoise - they are buddies really..

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About time you saw reality chaps!

Another truth!

The Petition to have him reinstated tops 500,000 !

Golden Oldie

Thanks Robert (F)

Yet another US clever slogan!

Thanks Mags!

Frustration!

Most of us have been there - initiative required!

Plenty around here - maybe not that deep though!

Mammoth tusk recently dug up in Siberia

Is she kidding?

Thanks Susi!

Little Devils!

Ha! Smart Ass!

Joke from Bill

I've just arrived at one of those Swiss suicide clinics.

Cost me 44,000 Sw Francs.  Do you know what the bastards have given me for breakfast this morning?

"Cheerios".

Thanks Bill!

This isn't new but I like it! Peter Kay in full flight!

Harwich Weather for Friday

Increasing cloud, perhaps thick enough for a few spots of light rain by late morning. Cloud breaking through the afternoon with lengthy spells of sunshine developing. Maximum temperature 8 degrees Celsius. Precipitation Probability: 15 % | Precipitation Amount: 0 mm | Sunrise: 6.17 am

 Thanks Essexweather.com !

Thanks for calling by!

Cheers!

Richard.

Midweek Funnies

Dear Family and Friends, It was a busy day today, we cut down our palm tree, does that make me a lumberjack?

Lots of sunshine, we were quite hot while working. Now I'm walking around like a penguin! So let us see what is in store for my trusty followers tonight...

Ha Ha! Very good!

Thanks Mags!





You know what they say about curiosity and the cat?

Thanks Klaus





Nautical Hiccups!

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OK Petrolheads this is what's going on inside your turbo!

Spot the fatal mistake

Alice won the prize at the dog obedience class, but something isn't quite as it should be!

That's Me!!!

Thanks Mags

Sadly I already knew most of these!

My sympathies go to number 3!

Yes they often do drive like that!

Geek Joke!

That Blue Dress Thing just won't go away!

Sound Advice!

Advert for Always?

Oh! Yessssssss!

Jokes

Thanks Chaps!

A real oldie brought up to date!

Harwich Weather for Thursday

Dry throughout the day. Rather cloudy in the morning with brighter spells developing later in the afternoon as South-Easterly winds freshen. Maximum temperature 12 degrees Celsius. Precipitation Probability: 5 % | Precipitation Amount: 0 mm | Sunrise: 6.19 am

 Thanks Essexweather.com!

Thanks for your continuing support!

Cheers!

Richard.

Tuesday's Funnies

Dear Family and Friends, Another wonderful day in Harwich but with icy wind, we went to the Garden Centre to buy a big pot, we found what we wanted, and had a struggle to unload it from the car! No Jokes tonight, so you will have extra pictures...

What is this Viagra stuff anyway?

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In the Netherlands our friends across the sea call this "Moses' Bridge"

Necessity is the mother of.................

Hey darling - where did he come from???

Tee Hee - love it!

I had this record! Meet Dolores Erikson who was the model on the sleeve in 1965!

Herb Alpert and his Tijuana Brass

Only in Merica!

Although my wife is a redhead - she isn't at all fazed by this :-)

Philosophical thought for the day

David Walliams at his best

My son is in the Border Force - he will enjoy showing this to work collegues!

More Philosophy

Thanks Mags

The Dutch People like bikes - and caravans - here the perfect mix!

Thanks Robert (F) - Originally (NL)

The good news, you get to breakfast on a million dollars

The bad news - next you have to count it!

Trendy Bookmark

Mancave - Ladies please look the other way!

Boys - tonight it's Bathtime

Not Fake - I think...

Thats one hell of a....................camera!

Harwich Weather for Wednesday

It will be a cold and crisp start to the day. A fine day will then follow with plenty of sunshine and only light South-Easterly winds. Turning cloudy during the evening with perhaps some patchy rain overnight into Thursday. Maximum temperature 10 degrees Celsius.

Thanks Essexweather.com!

Thanks for calling by!

Cheers!

Richard.

Monday's Funnies

Dear Family and Friends, Temperatures are slowly climbing in little old Harwich, today we had 15c spoiled by an icy wind. Went to Frinton to shop, no computers today, so had a quiet time, now fossicking around for new material, just for you! Thanks to the good folk who frequent this old blog we just passed 116,000 hits!

These two ladies are over 100 years old, see how they deal with some modern issues! - A bit long but worth it!

Yes! - All chocolate!

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I have done this, but not very well, therefore I am not often asked!

That spray is definitely Macy!!!

Oh! and did I tell you I forgot to vacuum uptsairs today? - Really!

Making out....

Chose the wrong font methinks!

Not if they check the weight!

His Father was his Brother and his Mother was his Sister

I think he was called Oedipus

People of Walmart - yet again!

Yet another Truth!

Thanks Susi!

For those of you who know us........

Sorry Petal!

Thanks Susi 2 !

We've had that - they don't even try - they just shove the "Missed you" ticket through the door !

I love the classics!

Ha Ha! - we all know one!

I was moved too...

Not the very best way to advertise an airline!

Derek's Joke

Thanks Derek!

Best way to pull!

Harwich Weather for Tuesday

Largely fine and dry, though perhaps clouding over from the South. It will feel pleasant in any prolonged spells of hazy sunshine and with light winds. Maximum temperature 11 degrees Celsius. Precipitation Probability: 5 % | Precipitation Amount: 0 mm | Sunrise: 6.24 am

 Thanks Essexweather.com !

Thanks for your support!

Cheers!

Richard.