Monday's Funnies

Dear Family and Friends, It turned cold here again today, our friends in Russia are sending us the East wind!

One computer to disinfect today, plus a routine visit to hospital in Colchester was not the best part of the day. Home at last, now is the time to conjour up a little more pictorial fun - just for you! 

Laurel wreaths to you all! We have today passed 117,000 hits on the site, for which many thanks!

Our family have German connections and this little clip teases them just a bit!

Thanks Mags and Timo!




Er! No I don't know either!

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We're off to the MOT station!

Jeremy's Saga rumbles on...

I told you that they can't spell!

See what I mean?

Village Bear

Not the best chat up line!

Moment of coincidence

Statistics!

She put her left leg in - and that's when the trouble started!

Nothing to say here!

Meanwhile in Walmart the Centaur has just come in!

I nearly didn't post this but then I noticed the shop's name......

Mancave  Ladies please look the other way!

Through the mesh I can see the setting sun!

Isn't that an iPhone 5s ?

This is nearly the end.....

Anyone for pool? - This is the end!

Bill's Jokes

Thanks Bill!

Frankfurt Airport 2999

Thanks Klaus!

Harwich Weather for Tuesday

Largely dry, a brighter day and feeling milder with more in the way of sunshine, particularly late in the day. Clearing skies will lead to a patchy frost overnight into Wednesday. Maximum temperature 12 degrees Celsius. Precipitation Probability: 15 % | Precipitation Amount: 0 mm | Sunrise: 6.08 am

 Thanks Essexweather.com !

Thanks for calling by!

Cheers!

Richard.

Sunday's Funnies

Dear Family and Friends, We are having a lazy day today (Mothering Sunday). One laptop, slightly ailing came in this morning, it can wait until tomorrow. The Goddess is watching a movie, but it's a bit girlie for me so I'm doing this instead.....sorry not much around in the way of video so you will see more pictures...

Meanwhile in Russia

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Magic Mirror

Yet another urban myth

Hmmm - been there!

Sarcasm - my thing!

Thanks Susi!

Must be East European!

It does look like that!!

Another truth!

Thanks Susi again!

There is always a choice!

Worst chat up line!

Join our club!

Must be a place!

The Wardrobe - the Sofa - who cares!

Mancave - Ladies please look the other way!

These are supposedly the biggest fake boobs in the World !

Most of you will favour the Audi!

Latest jewellery craze - meet my tapeworm!

Derek's Joke

Thanks Derek!

Harwich Weather for Monday

Mainly dry and often cloudy with isolated showers likely, these possibly sharp at times. Some bright spells are also likely for most. Feeling cold again. Maximum temperature 9 degrees Celsius. Precipitation Probability: 40 % | Precipitation Amount: 0-1 mm | Sunrise: 6.10 am

 Thanks Essexweather.com !

Thanks for calling by!

Cheers!

Richard.

Saturday's Funnies

Dear Family and Friends, Mothering Sunday came early for us today. Had a super lunch with Son & Daughter in Law, now letting it go down and resting. I am continuing the struggle to find more new material to amuse my loyal supporters...

Crazy sportsmen abound - now Flying Snowmobiles!

This is quite mad, Korg have invented a gadget called Miku, it sounds like a Japanese girl singing!

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A squirrel in a cannon - so?

Please show me the way to My Ladies' Chamber!

No dear - ping pong!

Just a tad ostentatious I would say!

Ha Ha ............but I'll bet it was carefully posed!

Ah! Grasshopper!

Thanks Martin!

Story so far -  Petition to get rid of Clarkson - 6000
Petition to keep him - 750,000 !!!

Absolutely nothing to say here!

Arthur's Joke

Thanks Arthur!

Mancave, Special Weekend edition - 

Ladies please look the other way!

Definitely Fake

Definitely real!

Handy Bottle Holder!

Oh! Lordy! I cannot make up my mind.............but who cares!

Meet Ozzy the Weasel - not much work is going to get done today!

Harwich weather for Monday

Rather cloudy, mostly dry with some brightness possible, particularly during the afternoon. There is a chance of the odd light shower early in the day. Feeling cold despite lighter winds than Saturday. Maximum temperature 7 degrees Celsius. Precipitation Probability: 60 % | Precipitation Amount: 0-1 mm | Sunrise: 6.13 am

 Thanks Essexweather.com!

Thanks for calling by!

Cheers!

Richard.

Weekend Funnies

Dear Family and Friends, Busy people today, Post office, shopping, PM Watched Alfred and George, gripping stuff! Now it is time to concoct more funny stuff for your titillation! Have a great weekend!

I often tell my friends when they are installing software etc, to "Follow the Bouncing Balls". One of my friends had never heard of that so here are - The Bouncing Balls!

Rotten B*gger

Thanks Klaus!







Here the boys of the IDF do the Macarena...Nobody seems to know why!

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Gourmets at work!

I don't usually put this stuff up.......but, this rings a bell!

Thanks Joe!

I'm just back from Walmart with my hidden camera!

Somebody in Canada does have a sense of humour!

Lady Garden Slide ?????

We kid ourselves - but they know!

Novel Pocket!

Is he the laziest person in the World? - No! - That's me!

I do love a good pun!

This one - strictly for the girls!

Thanks Robert (F)

Oh! That's how it's done!

Yes girls you look Gorgeous..................snigger!

Derek's Jokes

Thanks Derek!

Get out the sick bags!
This company based in Cork build pilot boats and the like

Meanwhile down in RSA our Afrikaner friends are shakin it all about for Friday Night!

Thanks Michelle (RSA)







More wisdom from the QI Elves

Harwich Weather for Saturday

Becoming rather cloudy, but generally dry throughout. Some bright or sunny spells are likely, especially during the morning. Feeling rather chilly, particularly under the cloud cover and moderate Easterly breeze. Maximum temperature 7 degrees Celsius. Precipitation Probability: 5 % | Precipitation Amount: 0 mm | Sunrise: 6.15 am

 Thanks Essexweather.com!

Thanks for your continued support!

Cheers!

Richard.