Weekend Funnies

Dear Family and Friends, We had a great day out today with our best friends, and visited Bishops Stortford. Later visiting their Daughter and Grandchildren. This has made me a bit late online tonight, so if things are a bit untidy, please bear with me, whatever comes up - it's just for you!

You need to be an old rocker to enjoy this, it's a bit long, but worth a listen. Remember the Ventures? Their first drummer George went on to become a General!

Thanks Bill!










Stunt Pilot scares the sh*t out of his passengers!

Thanks Bill - again!

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OK you risk life and limb for a crap sofa?

Academic tatt - the solar system!

Now what do you think she did with her selfie arm"

Hey your nuts are loose!

Thanks Geoff!

Love that Pun!

I'll bet that's the Mother-in-Law!

The Long and the Short of it!

Thanks Robert!

Ha! Your goal should be - Stop stuffing your face!

Nothing to say here!

It's OK Nana - I don't think they mean you!

Artist's Licence!

No dear you don't have to put on your life vest just yet!

Mancave - Ladies please look the other way!

Get a Chevy!

Thanks Geoff!

She would have been 89 this year!

It continues to be crowded on the balcony!

Not the End - but the other end!

Jokes

Thanks Chaps!

Lithuanian Joke

Did you know that eternal love lasts an average of three months?

Thanks Rita (LT)

Just Hitchin a ride!

Thanks Klaus!

Harwich Weather for Saturday

Cloudy with the odd spot of rain or drizzle at first, then becoming brighter with spells of sunshine. A shade cooler in a strengthening breeze. Maximum temperature 8 degrees Celsius. Precipitation Probability: 15 % | Precipitation Amount: 0 mm | Sunrise: 5.59 am

 Thanks Essexweather.com

Thanks for your support!

Cheers!

Richard.

Thursday's Funnies

Dear Family and Friends, Chilly wind around today, we were forced out to go to the Pharmacy, and I went to the Carwash! How exciting is that? Indoors and warmed up, I will now attempt to churn out anothe Little gem - just for you!

Take your litter home! - Sound advice!

Thanks Klaus!

Moses - It's an ad - but clever!

Thanks again Klaus!

Future Generation!

There's a blender behind the bar!

Missing Person

Techy's Panacea...

Philosophical thought for today

Cheeky boy!

Must be true - I read it in the Daily Star!

It's a Badger Sett BTW!

Emergency! send out the SWAT team - Tiger on the loose...........Oh!

Danger Alien Abduction Area!

Once again I must tell you that the Cousins can't spell

Mancave - Ladies Please look the other way! - 

Fine chance!!!

Can we join this party? - Boys?

That wonderful moment when an icy breeze wafts from the water - and "Ping"!

Butternut squash? - Maybe not....

Tout le Monde est sur le Balcon!

(It is crowded on the balcony!)

Jokes 

  Thanks Chaps!

Tee Hee - He's having none of it!

Thanks Shlomo! (IL)

Harwich weather for Friday

Rather cloudy at first, which looks likely to spoil the solar eclipse for many. Sunny spells then developing late morning across much of the district and it will feel pleasant in any lengthy sunshine. Maximum temperature 11 degrees Celsius. Precipitation Probability: 5 % | Precipitation Amount: 0 mm | Sunrise: 6.01 am Thanks Essexweather.com !

Thanks for calling by!

Cheers!

Richard.

Wednesday's Funnies

Dear Family and Friends, it was a chill wind that blew the mist around this morning, but the sun eventually arrived. I was busy giving loving care to some unwell computers, now I am determined to stimulate you to snigger - just a little bit!

Applause please for the lovely lady!

I think that this is truly special! What a labour of love!

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She did try, but is definitely a FAIL!

Yup that's Freudian!

They're our sole agents! Boom Boom!

Here's something new - The Funeral Selfie!

It's all true folks!

Yes - but is it art?

In the '50s Chauvinism ruled!

Not much to say here, but he is preserving his neck!

OCD - Oh! Yes! - I'm all for that!

I don't know why they do it!

I'm definitely will not comment..

Genius!

Derek's Joke

Thanks Derek!

Kaboooooooom!

Thanks Klaus!

Harwich Weather for Thursday

Early mist or fog will clear to give another dry day with some sunny spells. Winds will stay generally light, but temperatures will be a little lower than recent days. Maximum temperature 8 degrees Celsius. Precipitation Probability: 10 % | Precipitation Amount: 0 mm | Sunrise: 6.03 am

 Thanks Essexweather.com !

Thanks for your continuing support!

Cheers!

Richard.