Sunday's Funnies

Dear Family and Friends, Busy people today, much housework to trim the house up prior to visitors arrival next week, this also means that after tomorrow I am out of the loop for a week, I hope you won't have withrawal symptoms, but no more Funnies until our guests return to Germany....

I can understand this man!

We did things like this when we were kids...

Thanks Martin!

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Engrish - again

Sorry - but often!

And don't forget the queues!

Sunshine - I feel your pain!

Hominus smartiarsicus!

Tee Hee!

OK Jayden?

That's me!

Not going to sneeze at that!

A bit of a cock up!

Blissfully unaware!

Hallelujah!

Poinnnnggggg!

Exactly Ed - you've got it!

Jokes

Thanks chaps!

Oh! No! not you lot again!!!

Harwich Weather for Monday

It may be rather cloudy at first, but brighter conditions spreading from the South-West with a good deal of warm Spring sunshine developing for most parts during the afternoon. Maximum temperature 16 degrees Celsius. Chance of Rain: 5 % | Rainfall Amount: 0 mm | Sunrise: 6.07 am Pollen Level: 2 (Low) | UV Level: 3 (Moderate) | Pollution Level: 2 (Low)

 Thanks Essexweather.com

Thanks for your continued support!

Cheers!

Richard.

Saturday's Funnies

Dear Family and Friends, It was a mixed day, showers and sunshine, spent the morning giving TLC to the water feature, so that it trickles correctly, slobbed around in the PM, watching NCIS to which we are addicited. Now for my efforts to make you smile...

Russian ingenuity at it's best......after the bridge washed away!

Thanks Derek - love it!







Dance like no one's watching.................but there is!!!

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I think we will pass on the Hummus for breakfast today!

If you're a genius - you will see a Panda!

There you go - clean jokes...

Bwaaaaggggggghhhhhh!!!

Bring me paper!

Oh his poor moty biky!

Boom Boom!

My Hero!

Spoilsport!

Now this is the Night Watch by Rembrandt,  I saw it long ago and I was very impressed!

The impact doesn't seem to be the same these days!

I am not certain what is going on here but I am sure that it will not end well!

I am sure that we have all had this feeling while paddling!

What do you think chaps? - Real Girls!!!!

Of course the skinny ones are real too buuuuuuutttt!

Philosophical thought for today!

How to stimulate arachnaphobia!

John's Joke
Thanks John!

Harwich Weather for Sunday

The weekend finishes on a dry and bright note with a fair amount of hazy sunshine throughout the day. Light to moderate South-Westerly winds and feeling a shade warmer. Maximum temperature 14 degrees Celsius. Chance of Rain: 5 % | Rainfall Amount: 0 mm | Sunrise: 6.09 am Pollen Level: 2 (Low) | UV Level: 4 (Moderate) | Pollution Level: 1 (Low)

 Thanks Esseweather.com

Thanks for calling by!

Cheers!

Richard.

Friday's Funnies

Dear Family and Friends, We had fog today, the weatherman was warning of health hazards from Sahara dust and pollution from France. Fortunately for Harwich the wind was from the East and the air was OK. After reviving an elderly desktop computer, I am sitting in front of a blank screen, trying to dream up

 some inspired fun just for you!

Only in Italy, this is a bit long, but worth watching, things just get worse and worse!

This Good Ol Boy has a special recipe for backflips.............just an excuse methinks!

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This garage turned a beetle into a spider!

Who said turtles can't smile!

I often wish that I had one of these!

OK I can hear you already..."You've got to hand it to him"..."What a handful" - etc

Nice bum though!!!

Do you think that we're being brainwashed ready for the next Starwars movie?

Normally I admire the Cousin's slogans - this one - not so sure!

Any of you like me, got a stupid icon on my phone that I will never use?

Clever Google

Now I've seen everything........the "My dog is throwing up" selfie

do us a favour dearie......

I guess he thought he was very droll!

Our aim is to please your aim too please!

Mr Forgetful..

The Weekend Mancave

Ladies please avert your gaze...

Nice - real too - maybe!

Prelude to a porn movie?

Well it was like this I was walking past this pyramind when out popped...........

Pretty - bra!

Derek's Jokes

Thanks Derek!

More Wisdom from the QI Elves

Harwich Weather for Saturday

Last of the overnight showery rain will clear and brighter skies will start to develop. Apart from the odd shower during the afternoon, most places will be dry with good spells of sunshine. Noticeably cooler in Westerly winds. Maximum temperature 12 degrees Celsius. Chance of Rain: 60 % | Rainfall Amount: 0-1 mm | Sunrise: 6.11 am Pollen Level: 2 (Low) | UV Level: 4 (Moderate) | Pollution Level: 2 (Low)

 Thanks Essexweather.com !

Thanks to you we have passed 121,000 hits!

Cheers!

Richard.