Your Weekend Funnies

Dear Family and Friends, The Weekend is here! I hope that yours is a really good one! Thanks to you good folk we just passed 134,000 hits on our blog! Here for your entertainment is yet more hopefully amusing material from "The Dark Side"

This is my kind of clip - love it!

Yet another infant prodigy - I can make you cry......

Thanks Gloria (NL)




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They shall not Paaaaaassssssss!

I find this weirdly disturbing!

Oh Lord! I wish that I could do this!!!

Another Truth!

Gloria - is that you?

The Cousins and their slogans!

Love this one!

For those of you who aren't geeks Autotune is digital software

to iron out vocal errors...

Here's a moth with a chicken on its back!

No Silly! They're sugar coated peanuts!

Nothing to say...

I don't normally do cat stuff, but this one's a must!

Now Ladies - we understand!

Thanks Susi!

Must be quite a pool!

This is the President of Bulgaria in his yacht, the other boat holds his bodyguards!

JOKES

Thanks Chaps!

Another prank from the Quebecois

Thanks Susi!






It has long been predicted, now it will soon be here!

Harwich Weather for Saturday

Another warm day is expected with plenty of strong sunshine across all parts. Fair weather cloud will develop at times during the afternoon, but remaining mostly dry. Light Westerly winds. Maximum temperature 26 degrees Celsius. Chance of Rain: 5 % | Rainfall Amount: 0 mm | Sunrise: 4.52 am Pollen Level: 6 (High) | UV Level: 7 (High) | Pollution Level: 1 (Low)

 Thanks Essexweather.com

Thanks again for your continued support!


Cheers!


Richard.

Thursday's Funnies

Dear Family and Friends, Busy people, morning spent helping elderly neighbour weed killering her garden, then a bit of shopping, now as per usual I am digging around for more artisitic material for your delectation!





Not all new but isn't that Vlad flying the seaplane?

Thanks Klaus!




The Lady is not impressed!

Thanks Klaus!





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Just Pronunciation!

That is one way to do it!

That's Sadistic!

Seen in the Gent's - Giggle while you piddle!

You can never escape!

More of the Cousin's slogans,

I don't understand it either!

He lost his wedding band 15 years ago, thought it had been stolen. 

Recently while digging his garden somthing glinted in the sunlight.......

Er...........seems a strange offer...

A stroke of genius!

Can you guess which one is me?

It says "3 million years between them and only the hair becomes less!

Thanks Klaus!

Seen on a Vet's wall

One of the reasons they don't do river trips at night!

Who did this - sadistic swine!

Is that her? With the blond hair?

Unique photobomb - given the finger by an Aussie cop!

Harwich Weather for Friday

Fine for much of the day with further warm or very warm sunshine. However, from early evening, it will turn cloudier from the West with the risk of patchy rain overnight into Saturday. Maximum temperature 23 degrees Celsius. Chance of Rain: 5 % | Rainfall Amount: 0 mm | Sunrise: 4.51 am Pollen Level: 6 (High) | UV Level: 8 (Very High) | Pollution Level: 1 (Low) Thanks Essexweather.com

Thanks for calling by!

Cheers!

Richard.

Wednesday's Funnies

Dear Family and Friends, Halfway through the week already! Where does the time go! Windy here today, but mainly dry. Now it is again time to knuckle down to the serious business of the evening.....making fun - just for you!

This was sent by a Russian friend Tonia, although I think that it's French - spectacular!

Spasibo Tonia!










Wig from his own hair!

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Oregon beach 5th of July - they're just as bad as us!

Canadian Meals on Wheels

Redneck Avengers..........are we in Tennessee again?

They can be damned useful!

Meanwhile at an ATM in Athens...

Arnie gets made up as the Terminator over 20 years!

Sorry June!...

Alternative selfie stick

Fab on Facebook

Thanks Robert (F)

Not much to be said here..

Thanks Gloria (NL)

Tesla was a genius, not appreciated in his time

Here are his thoughts on communications in 1926!

Donald Trump is standing for President!

He was in a supermarket, riding Shamu with a random girl - in 1990 !

They put a model car on the boardroom table, so a wag gave it a ticket!

Derek's Joke

Thanks Derek!

The Violinist pranks a Nokia phone owner!

Thanks Gloria!







How about this! Drinks anyone?

Thanks Pieter!







Young women in Dirndls sing about the trees!

Thanks Klaus!







Harwich Weather for Thursday

It will be dry with sunny spells and light winds following a cool start to the day. It should feel pleasant by the afternoon as unbroken sunshine develops. Maximum temperature 20 degrees Celsius. Chance of Rain: 5 % | Rainfall Amount: 0 mm | Sunrise: 4.50 am Pollen Level: 6 (High) | UV Level: 6 (High) | Pollution Level: 1 (Low) Thanks Essexweather.com

 Thanks for your support

Cheers!

Richard.

Tuesday's Funnies

Dear Family and Friends, Warm and windy today, they said rain, we had none. Having spent half the night and most of the day reinstalling the operating system on my computer, am saying "Thank you Apple for sending me a corrupted update". When I rebooted - I was back in 2014!!!

Now having counted to ten I will try and find some humour! - Just for you!

What's on the Menu ? - Rump!

Thanks Klaus!

Thanks Bill!






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Saucy Postcard 1

Thanks Gloria

Saucy Postcard 2

Thanks Gloria again!

OK chaps we'll let these in but then that's it!

Thanks Geoff!

Security Mat

Words of wisdom from Lego

The restaurant said singlets not allowed -
apparently his wif's spare blouse was OK!

KO!

After the Agricultural show they found him smashed out of his skull in the loo!

You see!...........They HAVE a sense of humour!!!

It is fashionable in Japan to have English slogans on their gear

They have absolutely no idea what it means!!!

Hand art - still scary though!

He photographed a firework and this was the result - strangely beautiful!

Philosophical bumper sticker of the day..

Try some science!

Party time!

Thanks Klaus






Harwich Weather for Wednesday

Rather cloudy and feeling cool through the morning with a freshening North-Westerly breeze. Patchy rain is likely for a time before drier and brighter conditions develop late in the day. Noticeably cooler. Maximum temperature 20 degrees Celsius. Chance of Rain: 10 % | Rainfall Amount: 0 mm | Sunrise: 4.49 am Pollen Level: 6 (High) | UV Level: 6 (High) | Pollution Level: 1 (Low) Thanks Essexweather.com

 



Thanks for calling by!


Cheers!


Richard.