Weekend Funnies

Dear Family and Friends, It was a warm sunny day today but with strong winds, we visited our local cafe to hang out with friends (and drink good coffee!) Now home again to continue the search for tip top funny stuff - just for you!

Now this is really annoying! It took me quite a while I must confess, but stay until the end!

Thanks Susi!




Most men in Continental Europe, sit down to pee.......The English do not!

Thanks Matt H!

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Seems Legit!

Thanks Mags!

I won't crack the old joke about taking an hour to overtake slow traffic!

Just to say "Nice Ass - and the girl isn't bad either!!!

Thanks John F.......BTW there are 2x John Fs so I will now call you Reg!

A Hug will do!

Thanks Robert and Jules!

Definitely didn't work!

Thanks Mags - again!

Fantasy - Reality!

14th July is Bastille Day and our French friends celebrate!

Nobody told the baker!

Someimes people wear tennis peaks and think they look cool

Some people shouldn't!

I have two Dutch friends, one sent this - the other will be grinding his teeth!

:-)

Thanks Robert (F)

Your nose is on the caps lock!

Thanks Robert - again!

Oh! Dear! The poor little tennis trophy has lost his racket!

While dwelling on things lavatorial, how about this for a challenge!

Political correctness - gone mad!

I did! 47 years ago  :-)

And on the subject of marriage...

JOKES

Thanks Chaps!

Guess who???

Harwich Weather for Saturday

The weekend starts mostly dry with sunny spells, but also the chance of an isolated shower mid to late afternoon. South-Westerly winds will strengthen once again. Maximum temperature 22 degrees Celsius. Chance of Rain: 15 % | Rainfall Amount: 0 mm | Sunrise: 5.00 am Pollen Level: 6 (High) | UV Level: 6 (High) | Pollution Level: 1 (Low) Thanks Essexweather.com Thanks for calling by! Cheers! Richard.

Thursday's Funnies

Dear Family and Friends, Visited Colchester today, taking elderly neighbour for hospital visit. Now home again to continue searching for more pictorial fun - just for you!



Thanks to you dear readers, we just passed 135,000 hits!

Where to put that change?

Thanks Klaus!





Thes guys are completely mad!

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Righteous Indignation!

The team at NASA after the Pluto success, produced these bumper stickers..

What a way to go! - believe in irony?

This is novel - headrests in the Gent's Urinal!

This guy is carrying $80billion !!!

Not sure what's going on here - touch of the bizarre

Must be desperate

Just a man and a fox on the underground!

Must be Ohio

It says "German tourist well prepared for his visit to Greece" !

Thanks Klaus!

Crowded on the balcony (again)!

Thanks Gloria!

Stupid!

May look epic - but you should see the mess on the carpet!

You're next!

Thanks Robert (F)

Let yourself go!

And - the Pug Wins!!!

What a job, hanging out of a helicopter photgraphing oil tankers!

Isn't that H20 ???

JOKES

Thanks Chaps!

The box and the disappearing man!

Thanks Klaus - again!




Harwich Weather for Friday

Any low cloud around at first will burn off to leave a dry day with a good deal of sunshine, before high-cloud gradually spills in early afternoon. Feeling pleasant in the sunshine. Winds starting light, strengthening later. Maximum temperature 23 degrees Celsius. Chance of Rain: 5 % | Rainfall Amount: 0 mm | Sunrise: 4.59 am Pollen Level: 7 (High) | UV Level: 6 (High) | Pollution Level: 1 (Low) Thanks Essexweather.com Thanks for your continued support! Cheers! Richard.

Midweek Funnies

Dear Family and Friends, It was mixed fortunes today, showers, then later hot sun, now it looks bad again. One rescue mission to rescue an elderly lady with laptop disaster, now sitting back to enjoy devising and planning more fiendish stuff to amuse your good selves!

Evil genius!

Thanks Klaus! 

Someone has a charmed life!

Thanks Klaus - again!




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She nearly freaked out when she saw his waders hung up to dry!

Nobody's going to believe you!

Just a moment!

Another mode for selfie sticks

Mother was rather miffed at Dad's little joke!

A bit of righteous indignation in 3 - 2 - 

Ha Ha!

Thanks Mags!

I think that Evil is afoot!

Barak may be taking some tips from Bill !

One of the very best cartoons which was rejected
 by the New York Times

Don't we know it!

Thanks Robert (F)

I'm not having another go at Walmart - but.....

Thanks Susi!

He tried to steal a sword, Milord said "Nay!"

Dad's lesson to his daughter.

JOKES

Thanks chaps!

It's a trick............or is it real magic ???

This from Geoff

Thanks Geoff!

Harwich Weather for Thursday

Another grey, perhaps murky start, but brightening up with spells of hazy sunshine developing across all parts. The risk of thunderstorms late evening and overnight into Friday. Maximum temperature 21 degrees Celsius. Chance of Rain: 5 % | Rainfall Amount: 0 mm | Sunrise: 4.58 am Pollen Level: 6 (High) | UV Level: 5 (Moderate) | Pollution Level: 1 (Low)

Thanks Essexweather.com 

Thanks for calling by!



Cheers



Richard.

Tuesday's Funnies

Dear Family and Friends, Our Across the Road Neighbour Betty celebrated her 90th Birthday today. After visiting her  we shopped in Colchester, and this afternoon a laptop was collected having been refurbished. Now I have the time to put together another little gem - just for you!

They are alone in the office - time for epic silliness!

No smoking in here madam - do you hear???

From Germany - a pinnacle in engineering!

Thanks Klaus!






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How did he do that?

Mother of twins, totally fed up answering stupid questions about her girls

wrote this - it's gone viral!

They took his phone to photograph the beautiful sunset!

Not sure what's going on here, but it's very creepy!

Guess who is off the the Minions Movie....

I would be excited too!

Now Dolphins.......be nice to Vlad or it's the Gulags for you!!!

Paddy and his mate.....

Thanks Derek!

The receipt for a pack of gum!

At the Comic-Con in San Diego people dress up.......

Pre- formed cheese toasties - and this from the land where they have spray- on

cheese!

Bad Siri!

And the sequal is.............

This sounds reminiscent of "Disgusted of Tunbridge Wells" !

JOKES

Thanks Chaps!

Two guys and two sheep in a motorbike........yes that's what I said....

Thanks Klaus again!








Harwich Weather for Wednesday

Cloud and any lingering drizzle will slowly clear to leave a dry, bright afternoon with plenty of sunshine. It will feel warm with only light South-Westerly winds. Maximum temperature 22 degrees Celsius. Chance of Rain: 35 % | Rainfall Amount: 0 mm | Sunrise: 4.57 am Pollen Level: 6 (High) | UV Level: 7 (High) | Pollution Level: 1 (Low) Thanks Essexweather.com

 

Thanks for your support - as ever!


Cheers!


Richard.

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