Tuesday's Funnies

Dear Family and Friends, It rained all day today, which is unusual for us here on the East coast. The wonderful thing about English weather is that you never know what you're going to get! We had a hospital visit - no worries, just routine, but it dragged on a bit with x-rays and so on, and I fixed an iMac which is quite a rare occurance. Now for more of my usual concoction of odd and unusual quelques choses...

This is called Machine Civilisation - so there!

Only in Russia, this is a bit slow to start, but then it goes - crazy

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My wife is the oldest of 3 sisters, her young sister sent this!

Thanks Mags!





I told you that the Cousins can't spell -
this teacher is teasing the kids, but you get the idea....

The caption precedes the picture by a lot of years!

He lost the ball in the "Grass" !!!

Thanks Jeanette!

How to scare the hell out of your wife or husband!

I think that I may have to pay for putting this one in!

Every house in the Western Hemisphere has one of these...

Now that's a headline!

Here's a clever way to tidy your cables!

Harvester is thirsty!

Thanks Reg!

I understand that is now de rigeur to make references to "The Lady Garden" !!!

Classical Drama

From ladies' bits to blasphemy - anything goes tonight!

We can discuss this too!  :-)

Breast feeding too!

This guy has it absolutely made!

Never kiss a fish! - You don't know where he's been!

How about a little treat

It is fashionable to put English logos on clothing, but they have no idea what it means!

Try this for size...

Oh! Look - a Friesian...............sheep?

The Health Inspector called and told her that everything had to be labelled,

the inspector asked what was in that, she said nothing so she labelled it anyway...

Jokes

Thanks Arthur!

An interesting guide to the size of Planets and Stars........mind boggling!

Harwich Weather for Wednesday

Any lingering cloud and patchy rain should clear by mid morning. Gradually becoming brighter with some sunshine for the afternoon. It will be much warmer. Maximum temperature 22 degrees Celsius. Chance of Rain: 10 % | Rainfall Amount: 0 mm Pollen Level: 4 (Moderate) | UV Level: 5 (Moderate)

 Thanks Essexweather.com

Thanks for your continuing support!

Cheers!

Richard.

Monday's Funnies

Dear Family and Friends, We were busy people in Harwich today, call outs and odd jobs filled the day. Now I am at the old iMac digging as usual for a good crop of dubious humour, which it is hoped will tittilate your funny muscles!

Lavatorial humour!

The Duke, sorts out those cyclists who could possibly have had dubious tests!

Thanks Gloria!





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Now before you judge - he's just testing a bicycle seat OK?

At the Safari Park, this monkey is having a stare off with the teddy!

No it isn't the alien invasion, these are Danish Special Forces!

Double Trouble!

Thanks Gloria!

Karma!

Meanwhile the Cousins "Do Safety" !!!

Depends on the girl - I guess!

Today it was really hot in Arizona!!!

The age of miracles is not past!

Thanks Mags!

Special Diet!

Thanks Mags - again!

Now Ladies!!!

Thanks Mags - yet again!

Cards...

Thanks Robert!

I think this is stupid, in many parts of the World it is considered perfectly normal,

In the prudish English speaking world - it seems to be taboo!

Thanks Robert - again!

 Look at his cache!

At least the gates of Hell are wheelchair friendly!!!

John F's Joke

Thanks John!

Happens to the best of us!

They still won't go away - little b*ggers!

Harwich Weather for Tuesday

Mainly cloudy with perhaps some showery rain, mainly during the morning. A little brighter and warmer into the afternoon with some sunshine. Maximum temperature 22 degrees Celsius. Chance of Rain: 40 % | Rainfall Amount: 0-1 mm Pollen Level: 4 (Moderate) | UV Level: 4 (Moderate) Thanks Essexweather.com

 Thanks for calling by!

Cheers!

Richard.

Sunday's Funnies

Dear Family and Friends, It was a quieter day in Harwich today, the sun came out, then went in again - several times! Fiddled around in the garden, used weedkiller, hopefully didn't inhale too much of it! Now is the time for me yet again to ferrett around the "Dark Side" for more pictorial humour - just for you!

Breathtaking view of the dark side of the moon 

seen from a deep space telescope - thanks NASA!

They've been trying for years, here's one that really works! The driving test may be a bit harder than the present one though!

Thanks Gloria!







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Clever bookshop!

Oh Mr Designer......a little bit more thought perhaps?

That's so sad - I have almost come to like him  :-)

His hotel was next to a drive in movie, the hotel had cleverly piped the sound 

to the rooms so he was able to watch the movie out of the window!

Now then, either this guy has won a shedload of trophies or.............

Depends on the amps!

Canada has a better attitude!

I love puns!

Really?.......Really???

Not your day is it bud?

Thought this was a little gem!

His wife asked - which one do you think suits me best?

We're - all - goin' - on - a - Summer - Holiday - dum dum dum di dum di dum dum dum !

Thanks Reg!

He spotted their spelling mistake and called them, they changed it......

The Cousins just can't spell - bless 'em!

Lord have mercy upon us!

Another Cousin's clever slogan!

Only in Russia, the cop gives him the finger - he gives the finger back -

It's the Lubianka for you mate!

I cannot imagine that even 10 years ago this would have appeared!

JOKES

Thanks Chaps!

Another child prodigy!

The Finale for today.......

Harwich Weather for Monday

Another fine dry day with spells of sunshine. Cloud will develop during the day, but again with light winds, it will feel rather warm in the sunshine. Maximum temperature 20 degrees Celsius. Chance of Rain: 5 % | Rainfall Amount: 0 mm Pollen Level: 4 (Moderate) | UV Level: 6 (High) Thanks Essexweather.com

Thanks for your continuing support!


Cheers!


Richard.