Funnies for the New Week

Dear Family and Friends, It was Monsoon time today, 36mm in the last 24 hours - that's 1.5 inches on old money. We couldn't go out so more time to play around with the blog - hoping that you enjoy the results....

If you don't like smutty euphemisms - please look the other way!

Thanks Derek and Geoff! - Your offerings arrived simultaneously!











This is odd - but quite convincing!

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Managing Agents have their problems....

Rover photobombs the family picture!

Ha Ha - try ours!!!

Certainly true in our house!

Aww! Baby Zebra rescured by Rhino

Wow! That must have been one hell of a laser!!!

Gold recycled from computer components

(Believe me it would take one hell of a lot 

of old bits to obtain this amount of gold!)

Tee Hee, I suspect this was planned for the picture!

PC Plod is at it again!

Oh! Lordy - The Apocalypse starts here!!!!

Crafty little s*ds!

There appears to be a rebel in the art class!

The boss notices that the apprentice is taking an unhealthy interest in the vacuum cleaner!

OK guys whatever you want - but it is actually a deodorant!

Arthur's Joke

Thanks Arthur!

Ooh! Ar! Fisherman Jed sniffs the sea air.......

Wizdom from the QI Elves

Harwich Weather for Tuesday

Dry and bright for much of the morning with sunny intervals. Increasing cloud from early afternoon heralds the arrival of further heavy rain and strengthening winds. Still rather cool with maximum temperatures of 19 degrees Celsius. Chance of Rain: 90 % | Rainfall Amount: 2-4 mm Pollen Level: 1 (Low) | UV Level: 4 (Moderate) Thanks Essexweather.com

 

Thanks for calling by!

Cheers!

Richard.

Sunday's Funnies

Dear Family and Friends, No blog yesterday, Elderly neighbour with sickness bug, in A & E for six hours, not home till nearly midnight! All well she's home now all OK, but no blog....So here's my rendition for tonight hoping very much that you like it!

They sail out on the Ocean and play to......guess who?

How not to entertain your kiddy!

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Now here's a UPS man with a brain!

A playpen to keep baby out!

Law enforcement comes in many shapes and sizes!

Ha Ha! He forgot the maker's tag!

Must be Canada!

Here we see Mother Bobcat nursing her babies

Urinal Philosophy...............note tha lovely green grout!

A sad indictment on our times!

A man and his parrot go walkies!

We recently visited friends in the Netherlands,

The Goddess bought a few essentials......

(I do not have permission to put this on.....)

The Iceberg's mother melted, so he's turned his efforts to prevent global warming!

Oh!  and by the way - Planking is back!

No not the end of the world!

A mountain on fire near Tucson Arizona

Now if you really hate people - this is the ideal residence for you!

Chemist's Joke

Thanks Martin!

What do you mean weird - it's only a space helmet with built - in fishbowl....

She was walking with her best friend, but their shadow looks like a gorilla!

Nothing needs to be said here!

Thanks Robert!

Whoops Granny put it in upside down!

My parents wouldn't have any idea what these words mean!!!

I can only say - Wow!

I'm thinking to myself.......shall I let the humans have a cooling swim?........

Nah!

JOKES

Thanks Chaps!

You shall not look!

The Man Kiss!

Harwich Weather for Monday

Cloudy with outbreaks of rain, becoming heavy and persistent, then giving way to thundery showers for the afternoon. Windy and feeling cool throughout the day. Strong winds and showers easing overnight into Tuesday. Maximum temperature 17 degrees Celsius. Chance of Rain: 99 % | Rainfall Amount: 12-19 mm Pollen Level: 2 (Low) | UV Level: 2 (Low) Thanks Essexweather.com

 

Thanks as always for your continuing support!

Cheers!

Richard.

Your Weekend Funnies

Dear Family and Friends, I have had a day of R & R, after a very busy week. After a bit of pottering in the garden, helping a Danish friend with some English words, we had an orgy of NCIS back to back. Now it is time for me to attempt to produce amusing stuff - just for you!

Meanwhile somewhere in Russia......How did he do that???

Thanks Susi!





Yet another child prodigy...

Thanks Susi - again!




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After his divorce he made it a MAN's bathroom.....
perhaps one of the reasons the divorce happened?

Meanwhile in Walmart - why not take the kitties shopping?

This was billed as a tree with two coloured flowers.

I suspect it's actually two trees, it certainly isn't Photoshopped

Maths - note not Math  !!!

Thanks Gloria

Sensible!

The result of dropping an iPhone into an industrial shredder!

This guy works in a tyre workshop, he has collected this lot from tyres in just a few weeks!

I often have a leek in my bath!

Thanks Mags!

This is your Old Git - most of the time

Wow - that's a hailstone - and a half!

Every Dutch house should have one!

Thanks Robert (F) - Formerly (NL) !

Love the Cousin's slogans!

Know the feeling?

Tee Hee!

JOKES

Thanks Chaps!

Remember the late great Dave Allen? - One of his classics!

Puzzle!

Now I am cynical about this stuff....if there are extra terrestrials they are so far away

 it seems unlikely that we shall ever meet them, but having looked at this.....

what is the explanation?

Harwich Weather for Saturday!

Mainly dry and very warm with lengthy spells of sunshine, although the odd heavy and thundery shower may develop by evening. Light South-Easterly winds. Maximum temperature 26 degrees Celsius. Chance of Rain: 10 % | Rainfall Amount: 0 mm Pollen Level: 3 (Moderate) | UV Level: 6 (High) Thanks Essexweather.com

 

Thanks for calling by!


Cheers!


Richard.