Your Weekend Funnies

Dear Family and Friends, Ever tried flat pack furniture from that well known Swedish Company? I have spent most of the day on  a white box.......succeeded in the end, but lost weight through sweat and tears!

Now it is that time again when I will use my best endeavours to amuse you for the weekend...

Watch out the Johos are about!

Thanks Klaus!







Performing seals.....yes - Performing walrus - yes really!

Thanks Klaus - again!




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Love a good Pun!

This is how factories are made!

Halloween in the Fossil department!

A new Krispy Kreme opened in town, so the local cops played their part,

blocking the whole street!

Hey Extremist - how'd you print that?

The Ostrich appears displeased!

Give us a hand Death?

Look into my eyes, not around the eyes......

Death on a plate

Draughty up the Channel

Nothing to say here!

Don't do it Grandad, you'll get a bad neck! - 

Sadly I know this!

(Electronic) Christmas is coming!

Ha Ha Ha - a perfume called Internet Explorer?

Marketing Cock-up!

This is an old chestnut or winkle!

Thanks Derek!






Shall we do a Mancave? - 
Yes
Sorry Ladies





Pingpong - and Ding Dong!

Bad idea Sunshine!

Look! No Hands!

Tee Hee - Dimwit!

Harwich Weather for Saturday

Some early brightness possible before a band of locally heavy rain pushes Eastwards through the day. Feeling cold in a keen South-Westerly breeze. Maximum temperature 13 degrees Celsius. Chance of Rain: 99 % | Rainfall Amount: 2-4 mm Severe Weather Risk: Low Thanks Essexweather.com Thanks for calling by! Cheers! Richard.

Thursday's Funnies

Dear Family and Friends, How is your week going? Well I hope, the Weekend is not far off. Meanwhile, I have assembled some more pictorial fun for your delectation!

Not new but still a current problem - solved!

Arabic Humour

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He is just beginning to regret modelling
 Peanut butter hair!

St. Bill

I don't really think that it's for stereo bogrolls!

Cool! Segway Shopper!

Christie Brinkley at 60

Could be me!

Oh! Lord - He's at it again........and he continues to be a front runner!

Pick up Funeral!

Dad - you're adopted!

Her Maj cracks up when she realises that the Guard - is Prince Phillip!

Dutch Minivan!

You know how they blur images to maintain anonymity?

This TV producer is an idiot!

An interesting result of double exposure

As you can guess I am queueing up to buy this for my Grandchildren!

Let's go Boatiiiiiiiiiiiiig!

Unusual - and Beautiful!

Thanks Pamela!








Harwich Weather for Friday

Further outbreaks of light, patchy rain through the morning, then turning generally dry with spells of sunshine expected. Strong South-Westerly winds persisting and feeling much cooler than of late. Maximum temperature 13 degrees Celsius. Chance of Rain: 90 % | Rainfall Amount: 0-1 mm Severe Weather Risk: Low Thanks Essexweather.com

Thanks for calling by!


Cheers!


Richard.

Midweek Funnies

Dear Family and Friends, It was a busy day, furniture delivered, the largest piece was the wrong size! Great consternation all round. Ikea saved the day, the right one coming on Friday....Phew! Now more funny stuff that I found during my wanderings on the dark side.....

A magic moment Steve Tyler from Aerosmith sees a busker in Moscow - and joins in!

Nothing to say here except Ha Ha ha!

Thanks Klaus!





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She wanted a picture of the birth - he obliged!

Algebra! Because!

NASA have a Sense of Humour this in the Centifuge department!

In California yesterday it actually rained!

The age in which we live!

Today's Philosophical thought..

In San Diego Airport they have a Loo for pets!

Yes Dearie, Dumb is the word!

Wonderful Beautiful Nature.........there are exceptions!

The Starwars Propaganda Machine gathers pace - now Ladies and Gentlemen -

Meet the Dark Lord Toaster!

Very close to cardiac arrest.......fetch the defribulator!

Witness the last moments of Little Timmy......

I want one of these!

Thanks Klaus!






Harwich Weather for Thursday

Starting dry with sunny spells. Winds strengthening during the day as rain pushes Eastwards by evening. Still on the mild side with maximum temperatures of 16 degrees Celsius. Chance of Rain: 55 % | Rainfall Amount: 0-1 mm Severe Weather Risk: Low

Thanks so much for your continuing support!


Cheers!


Richard.

Tuesday's Funnies

Dear Family and Friends,Thanks to you we just passed 154,000 hits on the site! We had a funeral today, the lady who was our bookeeper for 25 years. She was 89, so not a bad sunset. Now I am scrapping round to fill up the funny box to produce more pictorial fun just for you!

Beachside fun

Thanks Klaus!







His name is Zach King - Special Effects

Thanks Klaus - again!

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Paradise is Yellow!

A fortuitous gust of wind .......is this a prophesy?

Yes we all do!

Thanks Everyone (I can't remember exactly whom!)

Some English village names (Allegedly!)

Thanks Barbara!

Alien Pastry!

Grandpa has a ghoulish sense of humour!

Chainsaw sculpture with a plus!

He says his wife came from there!

Japanese Mannekins camping it up!

Dear Old Clousseau!

At last they have made a Mannekin just for me!

This dog doesn't know his ar*e from his elbow!

Another Great Truth!

Thanks Robert!

"Hey boss I filled the dispenser as you asked"

(Dont think he's quite got the idea!"

Derek's Jokes

Thanks Derek!

Dirty Dancing (German Style)

Thanks Klaus!






Harwich Weather for Wednesday

Mild, generally dry and cloudy. Some bright or sunny intervals may occur during the late afternoon. Moderate South-Westerly winds. Maximum temperature 16 degrees Celsius. Chance of Rain: 5 % | Rainfall Amount: 0 mm Severe Weather Risk: Low Thanks Essexweather.com

Thanks for calling by!

Cheers!

Richard.