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Sunday, 13 December 2015

Sunday's Funnies



Dear Family and Friends, Not nice in Harwich today, raw, and wet! Stayed in, wrestled with a Macbook, for a while, watched a movie pm, now digging for more pictorial amusement - just for you!





Those of you have followed this blog, will know I love Christmas lights. Carson Williams 10 years ago had the idea to control music and lights by computer. He's retired now but Holdman Inc carry on the tradition now in HD.
Wizards of Winter by the Trans Siberian Orchestra









Now Boys! Your secret is safe with me!!!










Gallery





So many questions!...........








Advertising is a LIE!








Small boy watches TV in a shop window for the first time - 1948







Where are the Pancakes and Maple syrup?







Venn Santa!







I think someone ought to grab this an run with it........Entrepreneurs???









Some of the young amongst us - will not understand this!!!







PC gone mad, why stick the most natural thing in the World in a windowless box?  !!!!!!!








Get out more!








Seen at A & E recently - this lady mistook Plumber's foam for Hairspray!








I've been Rickrolled by and exam paper!







This is Norway's oldest church - all built from wood!







Hmm - another Great Truth

Thanks Robert!





Manspeak!

 Thanks Robert - again!






Traditional remedy!

 Thanks Robert yet again!






Call me Zoe!







At last an end to the propaganda onslaught - it opens tomrrow - Phew!








Mr and Mrs Pho - seem to be extremely happy!








Not Ironman! - Not Superman! - it's the new Volvo 800!
(Reg this is for you!)

 Thanks Robert! (Rob's been busy eh?)







In my book all this stuff is cr*ap!








This couple always send their parents a really weird Christmas card!







The staff at A & E put up the Christmas decorations!







The Whole World will have to wait until I have finished!!!!









Boys Toys! This thing hasn't flown yet, but they expect to next year!
It's a B17








Harwich Weather for Monday






Cloudy with misty conditions, although perhaps brighter for a time. Further rain is expected to arrive during the evening. Brisk South-Easterly breeze. Maximum temperature 9 degrees Celsius.
Chance of Rain: 10 % | Rainfall Amount: 0 mm
Severe Weather Risk: Low
Thanks Essexweather.com



 Thanks for calling by!


Cheers!


Richard.

Saturday, 12 December 2015

Saturday's Funnies



Dear Family and Friends, Thanks to you tonight we just passed 158,000 hits on this site!!! Now I shall attempt to amuse with new funny stuff, and hope that you enjoy the rest of your Weekend!





Sometimes when you arrive home, you are greeted by this!


Thanks Klaus!






This is what happens if you park a container crane in the wrong place!



Thanks Pete!



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This airport has a Recombobulation area!






This hotel serves Starbucks Water!!!
What's wrong with Eau de Tap?






Patrick Stewart at 75 - I hate him!







Yet another punch up in the Ukrainian Parliament yesterday,
he have the PM roses, and then tried to drag him out of the chamber!







The answer to my question is................






Really? - getting kids to sing a Christmas song about Walmart?
Oh! My Lord!






I don't think they thought this through!







The editor said to the caption man "Gimme a headline! - Any headline"






Jeb looks pi**ed with his support circus!






Cool Santa is Chilling before the big rush!







Clever graphic on the kitchen cabinet!







I hate banks!






This is too true to be funny - especially the Americans themselves!






Triplets - the truth!







Good one Dave!






Good thinking!

Thanks Robert!







His sister sent him this card - I think Bridget likes her chicken
a bit too much!







The Mullet is definitely coming back!







Fox being chased by a Norwegian wild wood cat






Spooky Christmas tree by day and night!






Sorry no jokes tonight, so - Boys - we shall go to the Mancave!



Tonight's edition is different - Big Ladies.....
They are all Russian - and the Russians like things BIG!

































And one for luck!








Harwich Weather for Sunday






Cloud and light rain during the morning and early afternoon with most parts becoming dry by evening. Light South-Easterly winds. Maximum temperature 10 degrees Celsius.
Chance of Rain: 99 % | Rainfall Amount: 2-5 mm
Severe Weather Risk: Low
Thanks Essexweather.com
 



Thanks for your continuing Support!


Cheers!


Richard.