Your Weekend Funnies

Dear Family and Friends, It was a nice day today, bright sun, but it is getting colder. More tranquil this PM, which gave me time to try and compose another "Little Gem" for your delectation.

Is there sex in advertising? - Oh! Yes!

Thanks Klaus!






You want schmalzy? - I give you schmalzy!

Thanks Again Klaus!





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You can count on Dubai to do it big! 20kg jars of Nutella!!!

Revenge is a meal best served cold!

Donald does it again! Says nothing - in a multitude of words!

How many more times? I am Thirthy Thoo!!!

Now I am pretty sure that I am going to get into BIG trouble over this one!!!

Not so they are clever - the Romans used them as guard dogs!

Their Service provider sent the boys round to install a new router.

Really ???????

Japanese Pervy Fun!!!

Love this, their son made a cinema!

We mere males can never understand!

Political replies - all B*llocks!

Too easy now!

I think it's only the slogan that makes this -

That photo could be of anything!

Autonomous? - Not quite yet - I hope!

I guess there are some...........

Yesterday it rained in the desert...

This shiny tin creates an optical illusion

The beginning of a Horror Story!!!!

One great thing about a caravan - you can move the scenery!

Ingenious Pumping system!

Thanks Derek!






A bit more Schmalz.....

Harwich Weather for Saturday

A mix of bright spells and bands of showers affecting all parts during the day. Some of the showers will be heavy with the risk of thunder. Strengthening Southerly winds with infrequent gusts up to 40 miles per hour. Maximum temperature 10 degrees Celsius. Chance of Rain: 90 % | Rainfall Amount: 2-4 mm Thanks Essexweather.com Thanks as ever for your support! Cheers! Richard.

 

Thursday's Funnies

Dear Family and Friends, It was yet another wet and very windy day here. I was called out to help with a grumpy computer, home in time for dinner. It is now time to delve and dig into the innards of the Interweb for amusing stuff with which to amuse...

Even at the very end - there can be humour!

Thanks Geoff!





Like giggling babies? Here's one...

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Victims of the compensation culture..

Green eyes - I didn't notice......

Did you know that without thousands of years of selective breeding

and more recently GM - your fruit used to look like this!!!

They said when you see it you'll sh*t bricks

sorry I can't see it......

This is how to efficiently store foxes!

How to completely mess with minds......

Those bears - clever!!!

I wouldn't like to be around when he wakes up!

Translation.....

Grannies: The only people who can without Facebook, remember everyone's Birthdays!

 Thanks Klaus!






I don't understand this one either!

Gabi feeds the crows!

Perhaps one of the most bizarre suicide attempts ever!!!

Arthur's Joke

Thanks Arthur!

Tee Hee! - Tiny Cowboy!

Thanks Matt C!







Flashdance Jerusalem - It's not always a troubled place!

Harwich Weather for Friday

More of the same old thing!

Increasingly cloudy during the morning with showers arriving, then brighter with sunny intervals and just the odd shower following from the West for the afternoon. Maximum temperature 10 degrees Celsius. Chance of Rain: 30 % | Rainfall Amount: 0-1 mm Thanks Essexweather.com

Thanks for calling by!

Cheers!

Richard.

Midweek Funnies

Dear Family and Friends, Busy busy people, chasing round helping with computer crises. Thanks to you we just passed 162,000 hits! Now it's time to stare at a blank screen and ask for inspiration to entertain!

Let's Go Canoeing!

Thanks Klaus!






Are you sorry?....Really sorry?

Thanks again Klaus!




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How about being photobombed by a horse?

This is the suite that aunty bought, but suddenly
they zoomed in........

His brother is blind in one eye, when he visited the dog rescue he chose a puppy

with only one eye, because no one else wanted him!

The President's amazing limo!

Boom Boom!

Tonight's words of wisdom!

Their daughter didn't think it was OK to go back to school!

Oh! Billy Boy!

More Wise Words!

This city found a good use for a redundant stadium - they made it into a housing estate!

People in glass houses.....etc!

Nothing new under the sun!

After they got caught in the rain with the roof down,

the dog looks more p*ssed off than the driver!

Psychopath!

Who says that the Germans have no sense of humour?

It says...

High-Floating- HDMI cable connector to H2O !!!

Jokes

Thanks Chaps!

Don't put the radio near the fish bowl!

Thanks yet again Klaus!





Harwich Weather for Thursday

Cloud, rain and milder conditions will clear all parts by late morning, then sunny spells and a few showers. Feeling increasingly chilly with fresh or strong Westerly winds. Maximum temperature 10 degrees Celsius. Chance of Rain: 99 % | Rainfall Amount: 8-13 mm Thanks Essexweather.com

Thanks for your continuing support!

Cheers!

Richard.