Thursday's Funnies

Dear Family and Friends, It is getting colder here in Harwich, that together with wind and rain, made it a "Stay indoors" sort of day, although early on I was able to walk in sunshine, but it didn't last. Now having done the washing up, I am free to have another go at creating just a little bit of mirth!

Sock it to 'em Grandma!

There's weird, very weird - and German weird!

Thanks Klaus!





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The Ikea syndrome
(You feel better abut it because you "Made it") !!!

Thanks Robert!





Before you go crosseyed - I will tell - it isn't a mirror  :-)

Palindromes

A mounted policeman rides past a burned out building

in frozen Omaha Nebraska

I remember when I would have been proud to own this 2GB hard drive

Now look at this 64GB micro SD card of today

The Redneck's new top - which appears to be a pair of underpants!

He must come from a very rough area!

I think many of us have experienced this especially when they're curry flavour!

There - will - be - trouble - a - head !

The proverbial quart in the pint pot!

Thanks Susi!

Pixie with a sense of humour!

The clever people in Dubai designed these public ashcans

it took me a minute to understand the design on the top!

Lastly, Boys - Sorry not a Mancave tonight

Just some Russian Ladies who want to be noticed.......

BTW - I don't think much of your's!!!

Meanwhile at the beach - with no manbag!

Thanks Derek!

Harwich Weather for Friday

A cold frosty start, then a mostly sunny day with a scattering of wintry showers from midday. North Westerly winds 17mph, gusting 28mph Wintry Showers Min 0c   |   Max 5°c Chance of rain 40% Possible rainfall 1mm.

Thanks for your continued support!

Cheers!

Richard.

Midweek Funnies

Dear Family and Friends, I can now add Tree Surgeon to my CV! Spent most of today heavily pruning a Magnolia belonging to our elderly neighbour. I am now wandering round like a penguin, and my hands are shaking so much I almost spilled my wine!! Now it is time for the serious business of the evening - attempting to produce something amusing - just for you!

This could be me - but even I couldn't cause such mayhem!

Thanks Reg!






Football Fun!

Thanks Klaus!





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Profound advice!

He was hoping for a baked potato from the barbecue -
Instead he got a molten meteorite!!!

Oh! Poor Martin - done pretty well since though eh?

Sound advice from the management!

It's called Cosplay - this lady is doing it rather well!

Did you know that inside they're all like this - weedy isn't it!

Very frosty dawn - somewhere in the US

Poor Kaden - I can't say it without giggling either!

He could need therapy...

Is this plate real or fake? - belongs to a lady of a certain age I guess!

Strangely, the movie on this aircraft froze as the pilot made

this announcement!

Go Tibbles - still 8 more left!

Stone Scissors Paper.....

Thanks Mags!

This is rubbish - statistically 60% of Swedish people are not Blond!!!

Another rip in the Space Time continuum!

When in Rome...

I wonder how many responses he received!

Yoda doesn't drink tea apparently

Thanks Susi!

At the moment in Dublin pubs if you ask for a half - this is what you get!

There was a famous American entrepreneur who started off selling Bras - he classified them as - Ping Pong, Ding Dong and Holy Cow!!!

Another Truth!

Not much to say here!

JOKES

Thanks Chaps!

Breaking news - There's a Twister passing London!

Thanks again Susi!






Nice - a homeless man walks up to a public piano and starts to play......

Harwich Weather for Thursday

Rain pushing Southwards across the district, turning to sleet and wet snow before clearing. North-Westerly winds 16mph, gusting 28mph Wintry Showers  

       

Chance of rain 90 % Possible rainfall 3mm

Thanks for calling by!


Cheers!


Richard.

Tuesday's Funnies

Dear Family and Friends, How is your week going? Well I hope! - For me it started with vacuuming and ended starting to commission a new computer for bestest friends. Now it's time to concoct a new and fresh blog, although a couple of the clips are not pristine!

Do as you would be done by!

Thanks Klaus!






At first I wondered where this was going, but at the very end you'll get it!

Thanks Again Klaus!





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That isn't George is it? No of course not!

Almost! - Almost!

Frozen Spider's web - from somewhere cold

My Breakfast this morning - well almost  :-)

I do that all the time! (47 years actually)

Sand dunes on Mars

This is rubbish - my wife has German origins and according to this she's a Greek - 

Oh! and I'm an Egyptian!

The reality is beginning to kick in!

After he died, they were clearing out Grandpa's house when they found this -

little wonder that he lived till he was 101 !!!

His Chest Girls!

No indeed!

Thanks Gloria!

Such is life!

Wow that's amazing!

The only Joke tonight...

Love it!

Thanks Sonia!

My Hero!

Love the Cousin's Slogans!

Realism!

It would appear that the Pizza delivery 

 man fell in the pond last night!

Who needs a lumberjack with this machine!

Thanks Derek!





Harwich Weather for Wednesday

Min 4°c   |   Max 6°c Sunny Spells

                                                                            

Chance of rain 10%
	Possible rainfall 0mm

Dry during daylight hours, but showers  arriving overnight into Thursday. Cold in South-Westerly winds 14mph, gusting 25mph Sunrise 08:00   |   Sunset 16:14 Thanks Essexweather.com

Thanks for calling by!

Cheers!

Richard.