Midweek Funnies

Dear Family and Friends, We were busy busy today, I was out on two calls, Domestic Goddess, baking up a storm. Now it is once again time for me to plumb the depths to find more pictorial amusement - just for you!







Meet Mr Paul Zerdin

US Naval Personnel do "Jersey Boys"

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Wonderful - an Airship, but why make it like a fat arse?

Today's philosophical thought

Tubby Toys

Alien Encounter!

OK! Easily faked!

Veggies - you may weep now!

I know what you're thinking!

There are many who think that the Mars Rover is the size of a small dog -
it isn't!

I know people who would use their services!

Unusual sea foam coming ashore in the storm 2 days ago

Meanwhile in Russia this is how they start cars in -54c below!

The old rule....

Reginald D gets on his high horse!

It's so good to see that the ancient art of calligraphy is not dying out!

Maybe he's still holding "The Precious"!!!

John's Jokes
Thanks John!








Love 'em or Hate 'em - they're still around!

Harwich Weather for Thursday

Frosty start with patches of freezing fog, then a dry and bright day. Increasing cloud during the late afternoon with rain overnight into Friday. South Westerly winds 8mph, 15mph  Max 8c  Min -1c  Chance of rain 15%

Thanks Essexweather.com

Thanks for your continuing support!

Cheers!

Richard.

Tuesday's Funnies

Dear Family and Friends, First a big thank you - today we passed 168,000 hits in the Old Git's Funnies Blog! Busy today in Colchester to the bank and supermarket. One call out PM, now having got my breath back, now to start on that most important job of the day - your Funnies!

You're on camera and they want you to kiss......there's always one.......!

Thanks Klaus!











The little old lady is on her driving lesson when the instructor tells her to reverse park!

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Behind You!!!

Thanks Robert!







Remember yesterday the people who parked on the frozen lake and it thawed?
Here's a better view.......of their suffering! - Tee Hee!

Excuse me Disney - but....................Euphemisms????

The Boss obviously cares!

You're telling me that going in front of a load of testosterone laden laddos
is really a good idea??? Hmmm!

Robin Williams doing his "Cheer leader Thing"

Too true!

Thanks Again Robert!







Love this - Grammar Nazi!

Boom Boom!

Curiosity killed the cat - or nearly!

Definitely a librarian!

A bit unkind - possibly true!

This kiddie has been watching too much "Office" !

Someone is going to have a really bad day!!!

In Hong Kong rats are zeros!

Jokes
Thanks Chaps!







I believe in Karma!

Harwich Weather for Wednesday

A dry and bright day with plenty of sunshine. Feeling cold. North-Westerly winds 20mph, gusting 33mph  Max 9c  Min 4c  Chance of rain 15%

Thanks Essexweather.com

Thanks for calling by!

Cheers!

Richard.

Monday's Funnies

Dear Family and Friends, Storm Imogen arrived, very windy, and the rain just arrived too! Hopefully it will soon pass. I had to go out in it to help a friend with his printer, but now am in the warm to compose something hopefully amusing just for you!

Only an ad, but cleverly made!

A walk round Donald Trump's New  Boeing 757

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Even The All Powerful Vlad needs an ice cream once in a while!

The little lad isn't keen on Dad's friend

Possibly this will not end well!

I tried so hard to think of a pumpkin on a bolt joke - sorry nothing!

The Russian Privy in the Winter dilemma!

They parked on the frozen lake - then it thawed!

We've bought an Ostrich they said - send a photo to prove it we said.....

Using a laser to prove a point!

When you see this you will feel drunk - even if you aren't!

These are grains of sand magnified 300 times

Trajectory of a sugar cube dropped into a Cappuccino!

JOKES
Thanks Chaps!







Now we have a little vignette - a Russian Interpretation 
of Valentine's day!







Love the sealant round the bath!

Awww! So sweet!

But then Oh! Dear!

How about Valentine Beefsteaks!

For him.........and for him!

Clever surprise - for her !

From Belarus......

Even Tibbleski is in the mood!

Maths - I can't do maths!....

Thanks Susi!






Harwich Weather for Tuesday

Showers are expected through the morning, then turning briefly drier and brighter before outbreaks of patchy rain arrive during the evening. Westerly winds 13mph, gusting 23mph  Max 7c  Min 4c Chance of rain 70% 

Thanks Essexweather.com

Thanks for calling by!

Cheers!

Richard.