Old Git's Funnies

Saturday, 13 February 2016

Saturday's Funnies

Dear Family and Friends, Sorry, I'm a bit short of material tonight, but I will throw something together, we are out on the tiles tonight! BTW thanks to your support, we just passed 169,000 hits on the blog!

Believe it or not - this was one of the very first clips ever on Youtube!
In computer terms prehistoric!

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Awwwwwww!

Is this the land that our elders fought to save?????

Yes - it's very near 100% but they can't state that!

Exercise in magnetic forces

Flipping Heck!!!!

Doesn't hurt to bring 'em down to Earth occasionally!

We all know one of these!

Look carefully, there's a camouflaged Swedish warship in this picture!

How long?

Remember the Golden Girls?

Whoops number 327

Call me old fashioned but to me that looks just too everything!

Ancient? Yes I suppose it is!

The culprit is apprehended!

This was found on a Samsung Tablet - you guessed it - in Walmart!

Derek's Joke
Thanks Derek!

Passage though Dutch waterways - I love that place!

Thanks Geoff!

Harwich Weather for Sunday

Many places dry, however wintry showers will become a little more frequent during the evening and overnight period. North Easterly winds 17mph, gusting 30mph Max 6c Min 3c

Chance of rain 80% rainfall 2mm

Thanks Essexweather.com

Thanks for calling by!

Cheers!

Richard.

Friday, 12 February 2016

Your Weekend Funnies

Dear Family and Friends, It was a make and mend sort of a day today, spent tinkering with my computers to try and make them run nicely. Now is the time to have a go at putting together your Weekend Funnies, which I hope you will enjoy!

This lady is from Sweden, and the surprise is that she's 88!

More people falling over - we do enjoy other's misfortune!

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Remember this? - Another urban myth the "Millennium Bug"
Nothing happened!

Luckily for her Daddy's a real Bullsh*tter!

Wha? I thought this word was now unisex?

Maybe the lady doesn't agree!

Most probably fake, but fun!

Meanwhile in Bangkok, this old git is going to realise they're Ladyboys in 3 - 2 - 1....

No not leaves - they're crows!

On the phone to mummy, she told her there was a big queue at the check out...

Love a good pun...

We've all done these things!

I am wondering which part of himself he's been licking!

Tee Hee!

How long will it be before he realises.....

Only stocks Cheese balls and Dr Pepper - we must be in Texas!

It's all relative!

Clangggggg!

Derek's Joke
Thanks Derek!

Little perishers - I wish they'd go away!
But then I would most probably miss them!

Harwich Weather for Saturday

Largely cloudy with limited brightness. Patchy outbreaks of rain or sleet at times. Easterly winds 15mph, gusting 24mph Max 6c Min 3c Chance of rain 80% 1mm

Thanks Essexweather.com

Thanks for your continued support!

Cheers!

Richard.

Thursday, 11 February 2016

Thursday's Funnies

Dear Family and Friends, We were out and about today, visiting Frinton a genteel small town just along the coast, where Goddess buys seeds and other herbal stuff. Home now and warmed up, now to compose another little "Bundle of Fun" - just for you!