Monday's Funnies

Dear Family and Friends, Day out to the mall today - I was ordered to buy a new suit - the old one had shrunk in the wardrobe! Mission was a success, with a hole in my bank balance - but hey! Now it is time once again for me to try very hard to entertain, with more new fun material - just for you!

Helium Beer

Thanks Derek!
















Autonomous cars are here (almost) here one avoids a crash

Continental people please note... We win the argument!!!

They couldn't find the cat at bedtime, at last they found him on top
of the kitchen cabinet asleep in the wok!

She's doing it right!

You always get the truth from kids!

Removal men - weep, they can DIY!

Brilliant carving of a frog in agate

Flashing brought up to date!

Thanks Derek!






Pleonasms on Pleonasms...

Shhhhhhhhh!

This young man smiles as he photographs the Golden Gate bridge for the first time,
he won't notice his mistake until he gets home...

The debate rages on the other side of the pond too!

Many maps are like this, we can't talk, our maps used to be 50% pink!

Ref the breast feeding pic above - in Germany they don't care about it...

 Thanks Klaus!







No translation needed!

 Thanks again Klaus!






That's his story!

This is a mirror cake - yum yum!

Oh! Dad!

Like most male mammals!

Derek's Jokes
Thanks Derek!









It's a bit long, but super pictures of our wonderful home!

Thanks Bill!









Harwich Weather for Tuesday

Sunshine and showers, locally heavy and thundery from late morning. Southerly winds 9mph, gusting 16mph  Min 7c  Max 14c chance of rain 70%
Thanks Essexweather.com

Thanks to you we just passed 183,000 hits!


Cheers!


Richard.

Sunday's Funnies

Dear Family and Friends, It was a lovely spring day today. We worked in the garden until creaking joints forced a retirement. PM there was a "Death in Paradise-athon" on, been on all afternoon and all night as far as I can see. We enjoy crime mysteries! Now I will  do my best to amuse as always.....

This is very clever - creating a movie from old photographs!

Thanks Martin!










For me I'm told it was coal!

Thanks Jamie!









Moving house are we?

It would appear that he likes his cake!

OK fill her up mate! 400 gallons please!

Putting a dampener on the Wedding!

Budget selfie stick

Redneck Aircon

Jigsaw nightmare!

Now that is what I call a CAKE!

Clever Dad! Batmobile pushchair!

The things a chap will do for his chum!

Is this the perpetrator making a getaway?

Love this!

 Thanks Derek!






Tee Hee!

We remember it well!

Thanks Susi!






Gloria's Joke
Thanks Gloria!








I wonder how many times.........

Little swine!

Harwich Weather for Monday

A good deal of cloud with spells of rain, occasionally heavy and feeling cold in the breeze. South Easterly winds 16mph, gusting 26mph  Min 7c  Max 15c

Chance of rain 99%

Thanks Essexweather.com

Thanks for calling by!


Cheers!


Richard.

Saturday's Funnies

Dear Family and Friends, Hi! We're early today, because we have friends coming in this evening, so won't have time later. Hope you enjoy today's edition!

There are high dives and then there are suicidal high dives!

Oklahoma city, by the pool!

Not sure about this.........maybe he's hiding something!

Dog "What do you think of the driving cat? " - Cat "  "

The cake baker took this literally!

They always do things big in Russia!

Now this is novel! Just because you can doesn't mean you must!

Smart with matching boat - I wouldn't want to go far in that!

They must have a BIG job on!

Meet the pack.......hey wait a minute!

A trifle ostentatious - and heavy too I guess1

Guerilla knitters are out again!

OK we know it's not as big as we would wish!!!

He turned on the hotel room light and looked up......

Here's how they unload potatoes in Oklahoma!

Where the packaging is a LIE!

What's this? Oh! It's a baby croc asleep in top of a frog!

Ha Ha!

Thanks Mags!







Now for a few more good 'ol Animated gifs...

Harwich Weather for Sunday

Fine and dry following a frosty start. Plenty of sunshine throughout. South Easterly winds 14mph, gusting 31mph  min 1c  Max 11c  Chance of rain 10%

Thanks Essexweather.com

Thanks for your continuing support!


Cheers!


Richard.