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Thursday, 14 April 2016

Thursday's Funnies



Dear Family and Friends, When I walked along the promenade this morning it was almost hot! We are told that this will not last however. Derek, who is one of the Blog's contributors of jokes and pictures, sent me an especially interesting clip which is shown below...




Inviting big, exotic animals inside probably wasn't the plan when the Mfuwe Lodge was built in Zambia in 1998, but that’s what wound up happening.  The lodge surrounds a mango tree that a local group of elephants likes to feed on and sits on the path they traditionally used to get to it.  When Mfuwe opened for business, the elephants made it clear they had no intention of changing their route.  They walked in like they owned the place, shuffled through the lobby and out into the courtyard to feast on mangoes.

 
The spectacle, no doubt concerning to whoever was working the reception desk the first time it happened, has become one of the lodge’s main draws, and attracts crowds of tourists every year.  According to the lodge, the group that makes the annual stroll through the lobby includes three generations of one elephant family, including their matriarch “Wonky Tusk” and the young “Lord Wellington,” who was born on the lodge grounds in 2009.

 
Wildlife cameraman Nathan Pilcher recently went to Mfuwe to see the elephants for himself, and you can watch his short movie --- December 14, 2015.









There's a series of clips on the Internet "Putting things in a hydraulic press". This one is
Rubber Duck and monster......











Another acrophobia picture!










His dog is weird he always cr*ps on the roof!









Insulation +10  Endurance +10   Acceleration -10 !!!








Never, I mean never tell a flashmob to form up as 55!








Clever product placement!








Alien Monster? - No its a virus under an electron microscope!








Scaffolding on an Asian high rise - and yes it's all bamboo!








I'm over 50 - just!

 Thanks Arthur!







What happens when a pipe bursts on the car wash soap machine!








I'm quite sure the second comment will stop them!








Little Bastards!

Thanks Derek!






Many can say this!

Thanks again Derek!







As one ages, priorities change!








Tee Hee - Love it!








Siri is a smart arse!








This is Kelly Kapowski - there are 25 years between thes pictures!








Is it not the case that most English chaps fit the bill?








IT Perfectionist.....I wish that the back of my computers looked like this!!!








Clever page marking device








That you Harry?








My Promise to you - no more American election pics.....








His Impossible Dream!!!







Derek's Jokes
Thanks again Derek!







How about a water jet so powerful it can cut a maglite in half!








Harwich Weather for Friday








Rain slowly clearing to brighter conditions. The best of any sunshine during the afternoon and early evening. South Westerly winds 12mph, gusting 24mph  Min 9c  Max 14c Chance of rain 99% rainfall 6mm
Thanks Essexweather.com



Thanks for calling by!


Cheers!


Richard.

Wednesday, 13 April 2016

Midweek Funnies



Dear Family and Friends, Apart from a few spits and spots, it was a nice day today. I spent most of the day fighting a virused up computer, with a little interlude visiting the Health Centre. What a life! Now I am ferreting around the nether regions for more material which I hope will lighten your day!






This from Israel, it is called Circles - I thought it was rather clever!












Girls falling over - how good is that?


Thanks Klaus!










He's split from Mary - soooo!









Philosophical Label









This worker is having a bad day!








Relax and smell the flowers!

Thanks Gloria!






This calculus Lecturer is just a tad too pedantic!








Sometimes Jeans and a T shirt just don't cut it!
(Ade Edmondson)







Look at the date - he was way ahead!








I saw these and I was Hungry Like a Wolf !








In the street she looks petite, in the gym - she's a Power Lifter!








Now for a lesson Girls and Boys......
especially our Cousins.....!








Ball for slicers !








OK - if you say so!







Should have taken a cab home last night alcoholic git!








I assume he or she's a vet?








Notice they are duplicitous even at this age!








Gentle vandalism of the yoyo kind!








If you are scared of heights look away now!
(I'm told this is not vertigo!)










Watch closely - need the loo yet?

Thanks Klaus!







Wow! Watch that old boy go!








Dog scooter racing - what's not to like!











Harwich Weather for Thursday!










Early fog clearing to leave a generally dry and sunny day. Showers are likely during the evening, merging into a spell of heavier rain overnight into Friday. Southerly winds 7mph, gusting 15mph  Min 7c  Max 15c Chance of rain 60%
Thanks Essexweather.com




Thanks for calling by!


Cheers!


Richard.











Tuesday, 12 April 2016

Tuesday's Funnies




Dear Family and Friends, We had genuine April showers today, dark skies and then bright sunshine, for a few minutes. Now it is time once again to delve into my Funny Cellar for more pictorial fun - just for you!







Tee hee great fun!














Not sure about things that say "Most Funny"! Judge for yourselves!












"Necessity is the mother" etc...









A bear at the wedding? - Must be Russia!









Poor old Mark!








How to give somebody a heart attack - with a hairclip!









He visited the Grand Canyon, his special wish,......but....








There are Idiots - and then there are Damned Idiots!








Disgruntled purchaser!








I think this was posed.....








Another First World problem!








Or you do as you're told!








She hasn't noticed "Pig face" yet!








The boys are calling "Behind you!"








Coco always has the right slogan!






No Jokes tonight - so boys - we'll have a Mancave!

More generously proportioned Russians
































More old Animated gifs





Look out - there's a cable.....







Birthday boy!







Chain reaction!






Harwich Weather for Wednesday








The odd shower, but most places dry and bright with sunny intervals. Southerly winds 6mph, gusting 12mph  Min 4c  Max 14c  Chance of rain 30%
Thanks Essexweather.com




Thanks for calling by!


Cheers!


Richard.