Old Git's Funnies

Monday, 2 May 2016

May Day Monday's Funnies

Dear Family and Friends, It was a tranquil day in the Polley household, took the car for a spring clean and filled up with petrol, ready for hols later in the week, sorted out clothes for Goddess to pack, everything will be in order by tomorrow night! Now here are your Funnies...

Predictable - but one still giggles...

Thanks Gloria!

His flatmate scares easily!

Invitation - The Lady thinks not!

Proactive neighbourhood watch

Wow - inside the Millennium Falcon

Actually it might not be Ivan....it is an old MIG - but I think that's the Croatian
emblem on the tail...

Just stop puking while I finish this text!

Just take an old estate, cut it in half, then........

We're just passing some Aliens on the motorway......

Don't look up dearie!!!!

Inventive beggar!

Russian Tank/Car fun!

The angler is poised

The fuel prices really are falling!

Aptly named grape agate

M M had she lived she would have been 90 this year!
Still the best!

Nice Chrome rims.......get it?
Sorry!

He found his pedometer at the bottom of the washing machine,
it was telling him off!

Cruel!

Thanks Susi!

This is called the Anxiety table

Sorry no jokes tonight so here are a few old fashioned
animated gifs!

Harwich Weather for Tuesday

Largely cloudy with the best of any sunshine during the afternoon. Milder than recently, but temperatures still below average. Westerly winds 9mph, gusting 18mph Min 5c Max 15c chance of rain 15% Thanks Essexweather.com

Thanks for your support!

Cheers!

Richard.

Sunday, 1 May 2016

Sunday's Funnies

Dear Family and Friends, After gardening, now walking round like a penguin. Resting the weary limbs and trying to concoct a fresh and new episode of our continuing saga of fun....

Golf and be damned!

Thanks Derek!

Joe Bush made this History in two minutes - a little masterpiece!

Thanks again Derek!

American teeth!

With this computer - you didn't get a screen!

Extravagant Wedding Cake!

Miracle!

He parked his car in front of the speed camera
and wandered off to the pub!

Someone has way too much time on their hands!

That's Awkward!

Waldo is Found!

Swindle!

After several years he discovered his speakers were silver!

Oh! Perleeeese!!!

Misunderstandings...

His next mission!

Remember Fat Fighters?

Kiddies Duck/Rabbit graph

The Japanese being very Japanesish!

Being sensuously caressed by - a stingray!

Underwater camping selfie - a likely tale!

Just a shrew sleeping in an iris...

The church slogan man is having a bad day!

Arthur's Joke
Thanks Arthur!

Amazing jellyfish found deep in the Marianas trench

Harwich Weather for Bank Holiday Monday

A showery day is expected for Bank Holiday Monday. With brisk winds it will feel quite cold. South Westerly winds 20mph, gusting 32mph Min 9c Max 15c Chance of rain 45%

Thanks Essexweather.com

Thanks for calling by!

Cheers!

Richard.

Friday, 29 April 2016

Friday's Funnies

Dear Family and Friends, It was another of those typical English "You never know what you're gonna get" type days, with sun, followed by hammering rain, gusty winds, then sun again! The wonder of English weather, it makes us the people we are...