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Wednesday, 28 June 2017

Midweek Funnies



Dear Family and Friends, It was grey and chilly here today, shopped for elderly Aunt. PM the dog arrived, so we walked. The Circus is in town so it was a bit noisy, never mind.






Same girl - different angle......let it go dearie!










Rude but it made many people smile!














They put a fake snake up there to stop the swallows nesting -
she built her nest on top of the snake!











Huge whoops! He kicked his office door open this morning!












First I thought "Philosophical truth" but then.........!













She walked into a wall, here's the inside of her glasses!












You pay peanuts - you get monkies!













This snake eats an egg whole!













First I thought - philosphical, but then.........!













His little daughter drew a cartoon of her Dad and had it made into a mug
for Fathers Day!













It says "Kim's Latest Provocation!


Thanks Klaus!










I know what you're thinking - but it's her elbow!











Nice one Justin!













I think we should tell Westminster!












Dutch Librarians do have a sense of humour!














Yeah Right!












Yes this is how Sperm Whales sleep!











It took him three and a half years to teach his dog to smile
here's the result!











They drove into the Walmart car park blaring out the Dukes of Hazard
theme, never stopped to shop - just drove round and round!












He couldn't find his dog so he offered a treat - and Bingo!









JOKES
Thanks Chaps!





Just wanted to see that you've cleared up!








Oldie but goodee!


Thanks Klaus - for both!








Harwich Weather for Thursday








Continuing rather cloudy, although there will also be brighter periods and these are likely to again trigger isolated heavy thundery showers. Winds mostly light. Maximum temperature 19 deg C.
Thanks Essexweather.com





Harwich Weather Now











Thanks for calling by!


Cheers!


Richard.

Tuesday, 27 June 2017

Tuesday's Funnies



Dear Family and Friends, It was a quiet day in old Harwich today, had a morning walk, followed by a bit of gardening, and now I must concentrate on digging up more fun stuff from the nether regions of the Internet...






Hey Pal - got a light?









Oldies Smash it!



Thanks Klaus!











The Great Nutella Doughnut swindle!












So that's OK then!!!












His girlfriend couldn't understand why her vacuum cleaner wasn't working!













Reflection












This is a cross tide, caused by a sudden wind shift,
Dangerous for yachts!












A CNN tech is really pissed off so........












Prof Gorilla addresses his students!













Hong Kong Towtruck!












This flip flop has become a marine colony!












Rats! - Think again!












Handy tip from your toilet cleaner!












What????












Dear Cousins - this is soooo American!












This speaks for itself!














Paris from the air











Agreed - I hate this targeted advertising...
especially when they bombard you with ads for something
 - you just bought!!!












Most important!












Just a Dragonfly hitching a lift on a snake!









Old Suffolk Boy on the Great Storm
Thanks Bill!
(PS My Grandad talked like that!)









My Hamster is broken!



Thanks again Klaus!









Harwich Weather for Wednesday









Residual heavy rain will move away, then bright or sunny intervals will gradually develop along with a few heavy and slow moving showers. Maximum temperature 18 deg C.





Harwich Weather Now












Thanks for calling by!


Cheers!


Richard.

Monday, 26 June 2017

Monday's Funnies



Dear Family and Friends, Another good day, warm sun and light wind, so we went boating, just a short trip, but very satisfying! Now back home it is time once again to do my best to produce something entertaining - just for you!






Cuddly fluffy moth










Clever lad!













Burn baby burn!











Fire Angel? - Photoshop Fairy more like!











They married in Yosemite - here's the Bride











Boom Boom!














He's been waiting for this to happen for years, today it did
 - here's him celebrating!












Rebel!











Ceiling fan for numpties!












He's on a diet, here's what his sadistic wife did!











Disastrous menu design!












He separated from his wife, she then redecorated the kitchen
 - he did the right thing!












The Cousins enjoy this sort of humour!
(or should I say humor!)












A rare sight - a peacock actually flying!











Meet Jeff!











Here's something novel, a guy spray painting with his tear duct!
Actually I can blow air out of my left tearduct
but I don't think I will try this!!!










At first glance this looks aweful -
but very clever!









Harwich Weather for Tuesday









Mostly cloudy with showery outbreaks of rain, some heavy. There will also be some drier, possibly brighter interludes. Maximum temperature 20 deg C.
Thanks Essexweather.com





Harwich Weather Now











Thanks as ever for your continued support!


Cheers!


Richard.