Your Weekend Funnies

Dear Family and Friends, It's one of those days, I seem to have a sense of humour overload sometimes. Most of the funny stuff today seems - well unfunny so sorry there aren't too many pictures tonight! Enjoy anyway!

Just a piglet sunbathing

This is me in female form!

Thanks Klaus!










I find this strangely mesmerising!

Thanks Again Klaus!








157 years old and still smiling!

Blue Petrified Wood

This bee is lagged with pollen, it is resting on his shirt

This Native American gentleman is confused by this Rebel Dreamcatcher!

The Hoff with his wax stunt double (allegedly!)

Well! That's one way of putting it!

This Japanese milk carton changes colour as it nears it's sell by date
(What happened to the Mk1 nose?)

Never too young to twerk!

And........Down he went!

Harwich Weather for Saturday

A few showers are possible through the day, though most areas will be dry and bright. Occasional sunshine developing from late morning. Feeling slightly warmer and more humid than recent days.

Maximum temperature: 22 deg C 

Wind: South-West 12 mph, gusting 22 mph

UV Level: 4 | Pollen Level: 5 | Air Pollution: 2

Thanks Essexweather.com

Thanks for calling by!

Cheers!

Richard.

P.S. No weather from my station tonight the batteries are flat, must climb up and change them soon!

Thursday's Funnies

Dear Family and Friends, In town this morning doing admin stuff. Then to boat pm to take off broken radar, then took it to nice man who I hope will mend it! Now more funny stuff......

Note to self, choose wisely and under no circumstances take both!!!

This is from 2011, very ironic when you see what's happening now!

I have tried to be this!

Strawberries in colourful polytunnels

His curtains make the room a camera obscura!

Russian budget Aircon!

Yes funny, but we've been here -
 it's in Dorset and Monkey World is Amazing!

You remember the craze in Asia to have English slogans on their T shirts....
Here's the worst - or best so far!!!

Google spots a neighbour dispute!

Meet the scary Bog Dog!

Mullet + Perm = Merm?

Meet this tiny porpoise called a Vaquita from the Gulf of California,
 there are only 30 left in the wild!

A really creepy face swap!

Remember 90% of them are cabbages!

Oh! Deer!

Bubble at 40 below!

Harwich Weather for Friday

Another dry day is expected across Essex with plenty of strong sunshine. Cloud amounts tending to increase around midday and early afternoon. Light winds and feeling pleasantly warm.

Maximum temperature: 20 deg C 

Wind: North West 10 mph, gusting 23 mph

UV Level: 5 | Pollen Level: 6 | Air Pollution: 3

Thanks Essexweather.com

Harwich Weather Now

Thanks for calling by!


Cheers!


Richard.

Wednesday's Funnies

Dear Family and Friends, It was a mixed day here today, sunshine and clouds. Shopped for aged aunt, and pottered about, busy watching TV tonight so sorry this "Better Late than never".

The Hairdresser called this the Oil Slick!

Sometimes you meet strange people on the underground!

The designer of this lift control panel
was either high or insane!

Mark Twain said there were only two certainties in life -
Death and Taxes!

This plane is dropping fire retardant -
these people and their car are going to be very red in...3 2 1  !

The Free Librarian sounds off!

Remember the guy mowing his lawn in the tornado? -
Now he's been invited to be in the carnival!

Ha ha!

When you see this flag flying - I will help you pack!

Thanks Klaus!











She thinks - He thinks......

This cloud looks like a soldier pointing a gun!

Predictable!

Canadian Street Demo!

Let's get it right - shall we?

Martin this one's for you!

John's Joke
Thanks John!







More Wisdom from the QI Elves









Harwich Weather for Thursday

Unbroken sunshine to start the day, however cloud amounts will build through the morning, perhaps enough to allow a isolated shower to develop by mid-afternoon. Feeling warm in light winds.

Maximum temperature: 21 deg C 

Wind: South 7 mph, gusting 17 mph

UV Level: 6 | Pollen Level: 6 | Air Pollution: 3

Thanks Essexweather.com

Harwich Weather Now

Thanks for your support!


Cheers!


Richard.

Tuesday's Funnies

Dear Family and Friends, More rain today, so domestic paperwork was done. Now I have endeavoured to find some more interesting and amusing stuff for the jolly old blog.....

That's why he was the Greatest!

At a Green Rally 65,000 people sing "Bohemian Rhapsody"

Thanks Martin!











Try to give up love!

He found his biological father, the old guy didn't even know he had a son!
They certainly share some characteristics!

All kids at heart!

Maniac!

 Thanks Derek!










He found a turtle with a cracked shell, his dad fixed it
with epoxy resin, and he came back next year!

In the dew a frog hopped across his windscreen!

There's a new panoramic sefie app,
unfortunately his wife sneezed!

In his 2nd year at Uni they had a group on Google
here's a bit of the history!

Remix - tee hee!

This is OCD with a plus - spooky!

Just a racoon chilling in the gutter!

Urban myth exploded!

I note that the only option is simple English!!!!!

Derek's Joke
Thanks Derek!








Tally Ho!

Nothing like a workout!

Harwich Weather for Wednesday

The last of the overnight cloud and rain will soon clear to leave a generally dry and bright day with increasing amounts of sunshine. Feeling pleasantly warm in the strong afternoon sunshine and light winds.

Maximum temperature: 21 deg C 

Wind: North 14mph, gusting 24mph

UV Level: 7 | Pollen Level: 6 | Air Pollution: 2

Thanks Essexweather.com

Harwich Weather Now

Thanks for calling by!


Cheers!


Richard.