Old Git's Funnies

Monday, 17 July 2017

Monday's Funnies

Dear Family and Friends, It was a good day today, this morning I had a boat trip, only 6 miles but beautiful weather. PM dog and wife walking by the sea. Now I must concentrate on the job in hand - just for you!

He fell asleep on Daddy when he woke he looked a bit evil!

QI debates paperclips!

This old rule shows a 4 digit phone number
(When I started work our number was 25 !!!)

When this Uni lecture theatre is lit by the sun it looks like this
(Or how to have a migraine without having a migraine!)

Boom Boom!

Keeping trim like his human!

He made a Trump Logo - that is so scary!

Photoshop - again!

Thanks Gloria!

Photobombed by Deadpool!

It says "White socks with sandals don't go!

Thanks Klaus!

Grannies can be tough!

Well that is one way of putting it!

Donald Jnr - nothing to say about this!!!

See! A few of them are human!

A Michigan lighthouse before and after a winter storm!

Derek's Jokes
Thanks Derek!

Sometimes known as a "Ta Da" moment!

Automation is getting out of hand!

Harwich Weather for Tuesday

Dry and sunny for much of the day. The sunshine turning hazy as cloud develops into the afternoon, perhaps bringing scattered thundery showers from late evening. Very warm, locally hot conditions.

Maximum temperature: 24 deg C

Wind: South-East 14 mph, gusting 28 mph

UV Level: 7 | Pollen Level: 4 | Air Pollution: 4

Thanks Essexweather.com

Harwich Weather Now

Thanks for calling by!

Cheers!

Richard.

Sunday, 16 July 2017

Sunday's Funnies

Dear Family and Friends, Very warm and humid today, even along the seashore it was hot! Later we had heavy showers, but they have stopped now. I have been digging around once again for more funny fodder, which I hope you will enjoy...

We live in hope!

Rich wins!

The founder of Amazon - then and now!

I'm not even going to ask what's going on here!

Billy in the Bushes!

From NASA - what it would look like if you dropped Earth into
the Great Red Spot on Jupiter

Winston finally finds a comfortable spot to sit on!

Here we see a great drug dealer who himself in not a user!

The top of the range photo shoot is not going according to plan!

The Worst Theme Park in the World!

Thanks Nathan!

Same in UK!

Keano Reeves grabs a paparazzo's camera!
I'll bet they drive him nuts!

Double Entendre!

This is a bit vile - but I had to snigger!

Sorry - meant to be funny - NOT

Kindly - (if a little mad) Mum!

Racial stereotyping?

Smug Tesla owner!

Alternative way....

Owl is confused!

Harwich Weather for Monday

Any early low-cloud will quickly disperse, then it will be dry and warm day with unbroken, strong sunshine across all areas.

Maximum temperature: 23 deg C

Wind: North-East 5 mph, gusting 16 mph

UV Level: 7 | Pollen Level: 5 | Air Pollution: 2

Thanks Essexweather.com

Harwich Weather Now
(New Batteries and it's working again!)

Thanks once again for your support!

Cheers!

Richard.

Saturday, 15 July 2017

Saturday's Funnies

Dear Family and Friends, Had a good boat trip with old mate John, this morning, home to lunch. Not much achieved pm, early publishing as we are out tonight with friends. Hope you enjoy the rather hastily put together blog...