Weekend Funnies

Dear Family and Friends, It was a warm but very windy day here, worked on the boat then shopped, now once again I will try to make you snigger a little bit!

And that completes the face!

We built this city.........

Thanks Klaus!










Oh! Lord, this is the Mayfly hatching!

Meanwhile at a wedding reception in Colorado...

Just before your anaesthetic kicks in at the dentist you see your spirit animal!

Perhaps he doesn't want one!

Evil Tea!

Mr Burns cosplay!

This is billed as a planetarium watch...
(Sorry but I think that it's an Orrery)

Southpark discussion...

An ant in a droplet of water..
(Or is the ant behind the droplet? - You decide!)

His neighbour has a life sized elephant model in his front garden!

2 out of 10 for initiative!
But it's a Polaroid camera!

The moment when a heavenly flight becomes a hell!

Darling - I found the spoon!

Expensive Whoops!

Thanks again Klaus!

Surfing whoops!

Thanks yet again Klaus!

Harwich Weather for Saturday

Following a dry start with spells of sunshine, heavy and perhaps thundery showers will arrive from early afternoon. Temperatures several degrees below average for late July. Still rather breezy at times.

Maximum temperature: 18 deg C 

Wind: South 12 mph, gusting 23 mph

UV Level: 5 | Pollen Level: 3 | Air Pollution: 2

Thanks Essexweather.com

Harwich Weather Now

Thanks for calling by!


Cheers!


Richard.

Thursday's Funnies

Dear Family and Friends, We had showers, some heavy today, walked the dog, and just arrived home before it hammered down! Cowered over the computer pm, and am now ready to have a go at amusing you once again.

A bit hot in Arizona today!

Too close to call!

Thanks John!








Clever sand image!

Tonight's Philosophical thought!

Will Smith now looks like himself pretending to be his father in 1994!

This is very impressive, the best bit is near the end!

Thanks Matt C!










No not an alien cavern - it's just the inside of an airbed!

This is aptly called "The Devil's fungus"!

Clever slogan!

 Thanks Joanne!










Hoping nobody notices!

Nope!

Novel "We're pregnant" picture!

Derek's Joke
Thanks Derek!









Please do not show this to my Grandson!

Harwich Weather for Friday

Following a cool start, plenty of warm sunshine is expected throughout the day. Turning cloudy by evening with outbreaks of rain affecting all areas overnight into Saturday.

Maximum temperature: 22 deg C 

Wind: South 17 mph, gusting 32 mph

UV Level: 6 | Pollen Level: 3 | Air Pollution: 2

Thanks Essexweather.com

Harwich Weather Now

Thanks for your support!


Cheers!


Richard.

Wednesday's Funnies

Dear Family and Friends, Hot and humid again today, no energy. Shopped for Aunty, then slumped in the shade. Now it's cooling off so I must get on with the job in hand!

They gave her a cake on her birthday, but when she blew out the candles - woof!

Rob on racism

They won't be taking over - just yet!

He sat in his living room and started doodling.....

Old Bill Murray - no harm in looking!

Okaaaaay!

High Maintenance???

Seen in the checkout queue - nice top!

Of course - that's what they're for!

Tonight's Philosophical Quote!

May ring a bell ?

There will always be war when neighbours behave like this!

His dog just saw a moose for the first time!

Temple!

I say again 90% of them are cabbages!

Ah! That's how they do it!

Harwich Weather for Thursday

Rather cloudy to begin with, perhaps a few heavy showers around. Becoming brighter with increasing amounts of sunshine and feeling pleasantly warm. Less hot/humid than recent days.

Maximum temperature: 20 deg C 

Wind: West 13 mph, gusting 23 mph

UV Level: 6 | Pollen Level: 3 | Air Pollution: 2

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Harwich Weather Now

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Cheers!


Richard.

Tuesday's Funnies

Dear Family and Friends, Due to a paucity of funny pictures tonight the blog is short. While I am very broad minded, most of what I found today was not suitable to my sensitivity! Hope you enjoy it anyway!

  


Young guy was struggling with his tie, a helpful lady fixed it for him. San Francisco yesterday.

Almost impossible!

USAF guy with the girl he saved in hurricane Katrina -
then and now!

Jesus is cool!

Yorkshire speak!

One used every day for 40 years, the other left in the wardrobe!

Here's what you do when you see the Google Streetview car

A pointless exercise. but clever!

Kind thought for the next roofer on the job!

Philosophical funny man on the traffic control!

The swan looking into the window creates a creepy atmosphere!

How times change!

Unhappy plastic!

Ruuuuun! Faaaaster!

Flippin Heck!!!

Harwich Weather for Wednesday

Any early thunderstorms will soon clear and it will become hot and sunny across all areas. Into the afternoon, the heat and humidity may allow further isolated thunderstorms to develop. With a slight shift in wind direction compared to Tuesday, coastal districts may well see the highest temperatures.

Maximum temperature: 26 deg C 

Wind: South-West 15 mph, gusting 28 mph

UV Level: 6 | Pollen Level: 4 | Air Pollution: 3

Thanks Essexweather.com

Harwich Weather Now

Thanks for your continuing support!


Cheers!


Richard.