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Friday, 25 August 2017

Weekend Funnies



Dear Family and Friends, We were afloat today, the weather was perfect, light wind warm sun. Back home, meeting with accountants, now time for your Weekend funnies...







I don't think I'll be going!











Dom's Boom Boom Joke!













Really? Why?










Passenger keeping a very low profile!












Must have been a good joke!












Air B & B where you sleep in a Bank Vault!













I'm guessing that the one on the left is electric












By the last one, Husky Mum had run out of ink!













Oh! Lordy!













For the big fight Connor McGreggor had a suit made for his baby son!












Sounds like the Second Coming is imminent!














Inappropriate juxtaposition - Murder and Blueberry pie eating contest!













She drew a picture of her dream party dress - so her Granny made it for her!














Quick way to a heart attack - arachnid hairclip!












Not a natural!











This bear hung out in their car for a bit and then wandered off!










When he took his Starbucks coffee out of the microwave,
the only bit that burned was the "Do not microwave" notice!













Tonight's sensible chat..











No! I did very badly in school!










Not sure what the truck was carrying!










Watch very carefully!











Harwich Weather for Saturday











Most parts of Essex staying dry with very warm sunny spells and light winds. Turning rather cloudy at times with a chance of a few showers late afternoon/early evening. 
Maximum temperature: 22 deg C 
Wind: North-West 5 mph, gusting 13 mph

UV Level: 5 | Pollen Level: 5 | Air Pollution: 2






My Weather Station Live



Thanks as ever for your support!


Cheers!


Richard.

Thursday, 24 August 2017

Thursday's Funnies



Dear Family and Friends, Visited Colchester today, our nearest large town, we haven't been there for quite a while. Tesco looked much as it was last time! Now it is time to cobble together a few more funny bits for your delectation!





What they get up to when you're out!








Pre Python, Clees, Chapman, Feldman and the other one!










Tonight's Wise Words













A very disconcerting bathroom!













Best friends often do this!













Caused some mirth in the office!












Too true to be funny!
Thanks Derek!










Even Pole Dancers are using Bitcoin!












Apple Propaganda!













Don't look at me!












Yup it's a pillow!














Elon Musk unveils his SpaceX spacesuit












He arrived home early, and discovered that his wife's diet
was in tatters!











If you throw your splifs in the office flowerbed.......!








Der der der.................zzzzzzzzzzz!


Thanks Klaus!








Today they say it's too violent........Hahahahahahaha!










Harwich Weather for Friday









Largely dry with variable cloud. This will allow warm sunshine with light winds. Low risk of showers or thunderstorms during the late evening and overnight into Saturday.
Maximum temperature: 22 deg C 
Wind: South-East 6 mph, gusting 15 mph

UV Level: 6 | Pollen Level: 4 | Air Pollution: 2
Thanks Essexweather.com






Thanks for calling by!


Cheers!


Richard.

Wednesday, 23 August 2017

Wednesday's Funnies




Dear Family and Friends, A bit more buzzing around for oldies today, and helped neighbour with computer pm. Now I am fishing through a bazillion Eclipse pictures, to find something to amuse...just for you!







I want a haircut like Grandad!






Stephen goes ballistic at Alan!














Angela tries Farming Simulator











Smart Car Park Sign!











101 year old lady prepares for the Eclipse











A little bit of American history













Equine Passion!












Hopeful Eclipse!














Distance to the Sun 92 Million miles, minus 2ft 6in for this lady!











In the loos of this small independent coffee shop, here's the toilet brush holder!













Pardon?


Thanks Jaini!










Don't believe it!












I have a goodish sense of smell, and I smell Photoshop!













Another great truth!











Sometimes watching the watchers was better than the Eclipse!












Remember the old adage - Never with children and animals!














I looked and thought slag! Then I looked again......









John's Joke
Thanks John!







Be glad you weren't on this flight!



Thanks Klaus!









I seem to do this all the time!










Harwich Weather for Thursday










Clear blue skies to start, then cloud will develop, though all parts will be dry with sunny spells. Turning quite breezy at times.
Maximum temperature: 21 deg C 
Wind: South-West 12 mph, gusting 22 mph

UV Level: 5 | Pollen Level: 4 | Air Pollution: 4
Thanks Essexweather.com








Thanks for calling by!


Cheers!


Richard.