Sunday's Funnies

Dear Family and Friends, After a short boat trip this morning, and all that sea air, most of the afternoon was spent dozing on the sofa! Now, washing up completed, I can turn my concentration to producing something to amuse your good selves!

She only wanted to photo her ice cream!

OK, So bash up an old oil drum - sit back and listen -ultimate coolness!

Tonight's words of wisdom from Will Smith - Ha!

The day after the hurricane this squirrel shot into his house, jumped on his hat
 and promptly fainted, must have had a hellish night!

Big Brother may well be watching you!

A definite case of virtual reality!

No, not a huge disaster at the paint shop - this is a work of art!

Kill! Kill! Kill!

Thanks Colin!












I hated Auto Correct!

Thanks Derek!











A small boy asked to mow the White House lawn. He was allowed, here he is followed by the POTUS!

The Cosmic Caterpillar!

Believe me or believe me not!

Badass Tibbles!

Good Game! Good Game!

Little children have no prejudice!

Boom Boom!

Thanks Neil!












These are appearing on nature trails!

Amish Mugshots - bet they're all related!

The University of Zagreb Croatia, advert for English classes!

More from the QI Elves





OK Mr Showoff!

Awwww!

Harwich Weather for Monday

Starting dry with early mist and fog clearing. Bright or sunny spells with showers developing by the afternoon, most likely in Eastern districts of Essex.

Maximum temperature: 15 deg C 

Wind: North-West 8 mph, gusting 17 mph

UV Level: 4 | Pollen Level: 1 | Air Pollution: 1

Thanks Essexweather.com

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Thanks for calling by!


Cheers!


Richard.

Saturday's Funnies

Dear Family and Friends, After a visit to the recycling centre - better known locally as the "Tip", I am publishing early, as we are out tonight visiting friends. So, hastily prepared, I hope you enjoy......this little lot!

Of all the themes for a cake - not this !!!!

Old QI, but vintage stuff!

The place old monitors go to die!

I am now convinced that 90% of them are cabbages!

No not jewels, not mercury - just rain on an oil patch in the local car park!

How he feels waiting for his Granddaughter to finish her homework!

Master of understatement!

My Hero!!!

Truth always hurts!

"What I'd do for love!"

Then and now!
(I'm old enough to remember this)

Unfortunately there's no sound on this!

Golf and be damned!

Harwich Weather for Sunday

Sunshine and a few heavy showers on Sunday, once early mist or fog clears. Feeling warmer by the afternoon with light winds.

Maximum temperature: 15 deg C 

Thanks Essexweather.com

Wind: North 5 mph, gusting 13 mph

UV Level: 4 | Pollen Level: 2 | Air Pollution: 1

My Weather Station Live

Thanks so much for your continuing support!


Cheers!


Richard.

Your Weekend Funnies

Dear Family and Friends, Just arrived home from our local art club exhibition - it is their 50th Birthday! There were some really good paintings there. Now I am behind times with the blog so - onward and upward.......

His Mum joined Facebook, here's her first profile picture!

Thought this was a giggle!

Thanks Klaus!









You need to be a bit nerdy to appreciate this....
iPhone X home button!

Beeehiiiiind you!

They don't clean this stairwell very often!

When he was little - his Mum was a news anchor!

They didn't yet notice that he's sold everything in the house to buy this TV!

Planting Dates

Seen in the Photo lab in Walmart...

Nothing to say here!

For an oldie he looks cool...
I am older than him, I do not look cool!

Hello! - I am Carrot!

Clever marketing!

One way out!

Got him at last!

Harwich Weather for Saturday

Bright and dry initially, but becoming cloudier with a few mainly light morning showers. A better chance of brighter spells later, but also heavier showers with a risk of thunder.

Maximum temperature: 14 deg C 

Wind: North-West 7 mph, gusting 15 mph

UV Level: 4 | Pollen Level: 2 | Air Pollution: 1

Thanks Essexweather.com

My Weather Station Live

Thanks for calling by!

Cheers!

Richard.

Thursday's Funnies

Dear Family and Friends,  We had a visit to Colchester today, the first time for ages. More and more dead shops, rather depressing. Now we are home and it's raining again. So hopefully we can lift the mood a bit with more fun stuff!

Hugged by a wave!

This will lift your spirits!

Thanks Rui (Brazil)!











Demon tomato!

4 Chan spoof the Apple release -
this could apply to any of them!

It pays not to annoy truckers!

This young lady looks very much like the girl in
"The Broken Pitcher"

The family and friends pitch in when the engaged couple
drop their engagement ring in the river!

Why can't my husband on Friday nights go to the pub
like all the others???

Thanks Klaus!









Good morning to you too!

Thanks again Klaus!










Here Here!

Seen for sale in a Texas gas station!

No not a brain, this is inside a bread roll while it's proving!

Clever Japanese tease!

Skateboard trick with a twist!

Harwich Weather for Friday

Sunshine and showers to end the working week, perhaps heavy during the afternoon with hail and thunder possible. Feeling cool in the showers and moderate North-Westerly winds.

Maximum temperature: 14 deg C 

Wind: North-West 7 mph, gusting 16 mph

UV Level: 4 | Pollen Level: 2 | Air Pollution: 1

Thanks Essexweather.com

My Weather Station Live





Thanks for calling by!


Cheers!


Richard.