Monday's Funnies

Dear Family and Friends, Another very hot day (for us). Did a few bits and bobs, but nothing significant, shopped for a few things for elderly neighbour, and now I sit, indoors - it's cooler now and I will try to entertain!

The Thai Blue Magpie

Hot Uke Plays Brubeck!

He doesn't believe you!

Something's really amiss with this tree!

Mailbox for a construction company!

The weather's going to be Avocado!

This praying mantis has been trapped in amber for 12 million years!

Plead guilty son!

Cowards!

Nice try old boy!

Ha Ha Ha!

Just like us at the moment!

He was hot so he dragged the lawn sprinkler through the dog flap!

Thanks Ann!










Looters!

Thanks Richard C!










Revenge!

Imitation is the best form of flattery!

Fun on ice!

Harwich Weather for Tuesday

A bright and mainly dry day with long sunny spells. Isolated heavy showers or thunderstorms may develop by the afternoon and evening.

Maximum temperature: 30 deg C 

Wind: South-Westerly 9 mph, gusting 20 mph

UV Level: 6 (High | Pollen Level: 2 (Low)

Thanks Essexweather.com

Thanks for calling by!

Cheers!

Richard.

Sunday's Funnies

Dear Family and Friends, It was another very hot day, and we were not inclined to do much. Had a fight with a new toilet seat - won eventually! Now as it is cooling down I shall dig around for more fun stuff!

One smug panda!

This is a Dutch pilot boat, berthing in a tight spot. I have nothing but respect for these guys!
It has to be said however, they have twin engines and bow and stern thrusters,
 still a skilled job!

Oh! Yes it is!

Brave Bobby!

Like now in UK!

This is dead sneaky!

One of our famous 90%!

Thanks Ann!










The signature picture of the Cloud Appreciation Society!

I have visited this place - it's the centre of the Pensilvania Amish.
The name is an old word for crossroads!
( I even have an Intercourse Baseball cap!)

Come on in!

Thanks Robert!










Confused? - I am!

Thanks again Robert!











Always was an ABBA fan!

Thanks Susi!










An artist made this squashed up car into an imoji
against texting and driving!

Question!

Pure joy, unlike the winner!

Gloria's Joke
Thanks Gloria!









A little more coordination needed!

More wisdom from the QI Elves











I don't think that I would be able to do that!

Harwich Weather for Monday

Cloud will be variable with very warm or hot sunshine, but sometimes fresher near the Essex coast. Most places will stay dry.

Maximum temperature: 31 deg C 

Wind: South-West 8 mph, gusting 16 mph

UV Level: 6 (High) | Pollen Level: 2 (Low)

Thanks Essexweather.com

From my weather station at 1715

Thanks very much for your continuing support!


Cheers!


Richard.

Weekend Funnies

Dear Family and Friends, Today was cloudy, which gave some relief from the heat. Shopped a bit and Domestic Goddess to hairdressers. There are dire warnings of thunder storms and flooding tonight, I am watching the radar and maybe we shall miss them......or not - we shall see. Here are your pics!

Helium filled corgi is stuck on the ceiling!

They just keep coming!

Thanks Jules!












Clever Font!

His wife always loved giraffes. so he took her to the safari park - there were tears of joy!

His very pregnant wife took this, and it looks as if the dog's feet are hers!

Is that you Britney?

Trout pout vs Raw arsed baboon!

They made a 25ft statue of Jeff Goldblum in London to celebrate 25 years of Jurassic Park!

His neighbour is a bit of a hoarder!

The wolf is a goose scaring dummy! Hmmm!

How very modern!

Tonight's profound truth!

 Thanks Robert!










It says "The result of two months with Herbalife Jan lost 200 euros"

Thanks again Robert!










We know what you've been doing!

Philadelphia can be a wild place!

This subway train is made to look like a swimming pool!

Love the Cousins' slogans!
This can apply to the UK too! Especially as school is now out!

Yesterday was Prime day on Amazon -
Someone got a bit carried away!

And yes they are throwing pigeons at each other!

Now that is cool!

Harwich Weather for Saturday

Dry with light winds, very warm sunny spells and variable amounts of cloud at first. However, showers may develop by the afternoon, perhaps with the odd thundery burst.

Maximum temperature: 27 deg C 

Wind: North-East 5 mph, gusting 10 mph

UV Level: 6 (High) | Pollen Level: 2 (Low)

Thanks Essexweather.com

My weather cam at 2000

Looks a bit threatening out there!

Thanks for calling by!

Cheers!

Richard.