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Tuesday, 24 July 2018

Tuesday's Funnies



Dear Family and Friends, Busy day, hospital to see aged aunt, and meeting with sister and brother in law. It was very hot in Colchester, and we were glad to be home with the sea breezes. Now it's cooling off, so I can concentrate on more fun stuff - just for you!







An Italian Bee keeper who is allergic to bees!














Those old Danes are going Western!











Seen in Amman Jordan, nobody knows how this happened!












Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz!














They are fighting with light sabres on a raft in the middle of a lake -
how did they keep them dry?!













This chap is very brave feeding a Polar bear -
and allowing the baby to hump his leg!













This barista in Starbucks spent 15 minutes showing this old lady how to use their app!













That says it all!












At Tokyo airport the flight was delayed so the check in staff bow in apology
Can you imagine this happening at Gatwick?!












Comparison of the US against the moon












Singer Jewel has a pop at a film producer!














The cup was broken and ended like this!











Now there's an idea!











This lady was making culottes, she suddenly noticed that the pattern was placed somewhat inappropriately!












When you realise you are no longer number one!













Not necessarily - you'll be back soon enough!


Thanks Robert!










Little Angel rescues the Grim Reaper when caught in an escalator!












Wedding Nigerian style - in London!













From tourist - to Lara Croft!












Klaus kindly sent these....


Wow!












Waterfall rainbow












Ta Da!












Harwich Weather for Wednesday


Mainly dry with bright or sunny spells, but heavy showers or thunderstorms may develop through the afternoon and evening. Cooler along the Essex coast with onshore breezes, locally very hot inland.
Maximum temperature: 31 deg C 
Wind: South-West 6 mph, gusting 11 mph

UV Level: 6 (High) | Pollen Level: 2 (Low)
Thanks Essexweather.com




Thanks for your continuing support!


Cheers!


Richard.

Monday, 23 July 2018

Monday's Funnies



Dear Family and Friends, Another very hot day (for us). Did a few bits and bobs, but nothing significant, shopped for a few things for elderly neighbour, and now I sit, indoors - it's cooler now and I will try to entertain!







The Thai Blue Magpie















Hot Uke Plays Brubeck!














He doesn't believe you!












Something's really amiss with this tree!












Mailbox for a construction company!












The weather's going to be Avocado!












This praying mantis has been trapped in amber for 12 million years!













Plead guilty son!












Cowards!













Nice try old boy!













Ha Ha Ha!














Just like us at the moment!













He was hot so he dragged the lawn sprinkler through the dog flap!


Thanks Ann!










Looters!


Thanks Richard C!










Revenge!










Imitation is the best form of flattery!













Fun on ice!












Harwich Weather for Tuesday

A bright and mainly dry day with long sunny spells. Isolated heavy showers or thunderstorms may develop by the afternoon and evening.
Maximum temperature: 30 deg C 
Wind: South-Westerly 9 mph, gusting 20 mph

UV Level: 6 (High | Pollen Level: 2 (Low)
Thanks Essexweather.com




Thanks for calling by!


Cheers!


Richard.

Sunday, 22 July 2018

Sunday's Funnies



Dear Family and Friends, It was another very hot day, and we were not inclined to do much. Had a fight with a new toilet seat - won eventually! Now as it is cooling down I shall dig around for more fun stuff!












One smug panda!















This is a Dutch pilot boat, berthing in a tight spot. I have nothing but respect for these guys!
It has to be said however, they have twin engines and bow and stern thrusters,
 still a skilled job!













Oh! Yes it is!














Brave Bobby!













Like now in UK!











This is dead sneaky!












One of our famous 90%!

Thanks Ann!










The signature picture of the Cloud Appreciation Society!













I have visited this place - it's the centre of the Pensilvania Amish.
The name is an old word for crossroads!
( I even have an Intercourse Baseball cap!)













Come on in!


Thanks Robert!










Confused? - I am!



Thanks again Robert!











Always was an ABBA fan!


Thanks Susi!










An artist made this squashed up car into an imoji
against texting and driving!












Question!












Pure joy, unlike the winner!












Gloria's Joke
Thanks Gloria!









A little more coordination needed!












More wisdom from the QI Elves











I don't think that I would be able to do that!











Harwich Weather for Monday


Cloud will be variable with very warm or hot sunshine, but sometimes fresher near the Essex coast. Most places will stay dry.
Maximum temperature: 31 deg C 
Wind: South-West 8 mph, gusting 16 mph

UV Level: 6 (High) | Pollen Level: 2 (Low)
Thanks Essexweather.com



From my weather station at 1715






Thanks very much for your continuing support!


Cheers!


Richard.