Thursday's Funnies

Dear Family and Friends, It has been nearly 7 weeks without rain, but tomorrow we are warned of heavy thunderstorms. It's been amazing but it would be nice for the air to be cleaned! Now I have unearthed a few more little gems - just for you!







Crows!

When women try to look sexy!

Thanks Klaus!











Happens all the time!

Alone, far from home and no friends - it's his birthday!

Why are you looking at me - why?

You are definitely not ugly!

True love esp after some years!

From the Sublime to the Cor Blimey!

Boys I'll bet you pressed it!

Thanks Again Klaus!










You can do it!

Big shame! Someone vandalised Trump's star on the Walk of Fame!!!

I believe she is trying to learn pole dancing!

During exams this teacher projects his image onto a big screen!

Flat Earthers again - Prats!

Derek's Jokes
Thanks Derek!









Funny - I just did that!

Gerroff my bed!

Harwich Weather for Friday

Early thunderstorms easing away. Another exceptionally hot, humid day follows. However, further thunderstorms then likely developing later, bringing the risk of hail, torrential downpours and gusty winds.

Maximum temperature: 31 deg C 

Wind: South 8 mph, gusting 18 mph

UV Level: 6 (High) | Pollen Level: 2 (Low)

Thanks Essexweather.com

Thanks for calling by!

Cheers!

Richard.

Midweek Funnies

Dear Family and Friends, Yet again hot hot hot. Spent most of the day cowering inside, guzzling water. It has cooled down now so I will have a bash at producing and other masterpiece - just for you!

Chewbacca - cosplay

Oldies making great moves!

Thanks Klaus!












Ha! Seems like a plan!

He forgot he had his tracker in his pocket when he took a flight!

I support your protest!

Joker!

Oldie but goodee!

She likes the chocolate!

In UK this get up is called "Howard and Hilda"!

Well sone sir - love it!

From hole to home - some people!

This upside down photo of bats looks like they're at the football doing a Mexican wave!

It says " When your team has won and you're so high
 you forget the girlfriend is on your shoulders!"

Thanks Klaus!











Moving and effective memorial!
Somewhere in India

Unusual and clever face swap!

Once a thing has been seen - it cannot be unseen!

At a WW2 museum in Normandy, the mannequin looks a bit like Bruce Willis!

This may be coming to us Friday!

Followed by this!

Harwich Weather for Thursday

A largely dry day with strong sunshine leading to very hot conditions developing. However, there will also be the risk of the odd thunderstorm developing later.

Maximum temperature: 32 deg C 

Wind: South-East 10 mph, gusting 20 mph

UV Level: 6 (High) | Pollen Level: 2 (Low)

Thanks Essexweather.com

My Weather cam at 1915 - at last it's cooling down!

Thanks for calling by!

Cheers!

Richard.

Tuesday's Funnies

Dear Family and Friends, Busy day, hospital to see aged aunt, and meeting with sister and brother in law. It was very hot in Colchester, and we were glad to be home with the sea breezes. Now it's cooling off, so I can concentrate on more fun stuff - just for you!

An Italian Bee keeper who is allergic to bees!

Those old Danes are going Western!

Seen in Amman Jordan, nobody knows how this happened!

Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz!

They are fighting with light sabres on a raft in the middle of a lake -
how did they keep them dry?!

This chap is very brave feeding a Polar bear -
and allowing the baby to hump his leg!

This barista in Starbucks spent 15 minutes showing this old lady how to use their app!

That says it all!

At Tokyo airport the flight was delayed so the check in staff bow in apology
Can you imagine this happening at Gatwick?!

Comparison of the US against the moon

Singer Jewel has a pop at a film producer!

The cup was broken and ended like this!

Now there's an idea!

This lady was making culottes, she suddenly noticed that the pattern was placed somewhat inappropriately!

When you realise you are no longer number one!

Not necessarily - you'll be back soon enough!

Thanks Robert!










Little Angel rescues the Grim Reaper when caught in an escalator!

Wedding Nigerian style - in London!

From tourist - to Lara Croft!

Klaus kindly sent these....


Wow!

Waterfall rainbow

Ta Da!

Harwich Weather for Wednesday

Mainly dry with bright or sunny spells, but heavy showers or thunderstorms may develop through the afternoon and evening. Cooler along the Essex coast with onshore breezes, locally very hot inland.

Maximum temperature: 31 deg C 

Wind: South-West 6 mph, gusting 11 mph

UV Level: 6 (High) | Pollen Level: 2 (Low)

Thanks Essexweather.com

Thanks for your continuing support!

Cheers!

Richard.