Monday's Funnies

Dear Family and Friends, It was a mixed showery day, I walked our lodger (Dog) along the sea front, and was only slightly rained on. Helped friends with a slightly virused computer, and now I am descending to the nether regions once again to find more fun stuff for you all!

Sweet, but I hope they give him a sleeping pill!

Cheeky fun from 48 years ago!

Tooth repair Japanese style
(Hello Kitty!)

Prison?

It starts very young!

A star is born!

That look!

Not sure what's going on, but he's from South Africa!

Bellycados!

Roman hot bath still in use in Algeria!

I suppose he got what he wanted!

Surface tension - that's it!

We knew that it would happen - eventually!

Sometimes crows are smarter than people!

Joanne - this is especially for you!

Just a political comment!

Thanks Robert!











That's told him!

Is this by design of accident?

Clippy - there you are!
I thought we got rid of this little swine in Windows 98!

Nobody like a smart arse!

If it's Russia - he's probably p*ssed!

Harwich Weather for Tuesday

Cloudy with heavy or thundery rain at first will clear during the morning leaving a fine day with lengthy sunny spells.

Maximum temperature: 25 deg C 

Wind: South-West 9 mph, gusting 18 mph

UV Level: 6 (High) | Pollen Level: 2 (Low)

Thanks Essexweather.com

As you can see the gales have dropped

Thanks for your continuing support!


Cheers!


Richard.

Sunday's Funnies

Dear Family and Friends, It was rainy all day, so we stayed inside. Had a visit from Son Matt and Daughter-in-law Jenn, to deliver our guest for the week Millie the dog.

Now it is time once again for me to do my best to entertain with the latest fun stuff from "Down There"!

This is chalk, as in "Cliffs of Dover"
It looks like this because it is millions of skeletons

Not necessarily the best but even I giggled!

Pardon?

You are correct!

These are Ukrainian Prostitutes from the '30s
they worked in state run brothels and had regular health checks
Sensible? - Just saying...

I have absolutely no idea what's going on here!

Thanks Camilla!











Often the case...........!

Thanks Derek!











Concise and to the point!

It goes on and on!

Punctuation - it's important!

Just a chipmunk stealing chips!

Love the Cousins' slogans - but this one's a bit dark!

Phallic Rune seen on a toilet wall
Makes my eyes water!

Tiny Astronomer in a wall - that's all!

Boom Boom!

Thanks Pete!











He found this behind the mirror in his friend's bathroom!

Derek's Joke
Thanks Derek!









Another "Ta Da" moment!

Serves you right - fool!

Harwich Weather for Monday

Occasional sunshine, but showers will develop during the morning with brisk winds. Then warm sunny spells during the afternoon with isolated showers and lighter winds. 

Maximum temperature: 23 deg C 

Wind: South-West 17 mph, gusting 28 mph

UV Level: 6 (High) | Pollen Level: 2 (Low)

Thanks Essexweather.com

New...I have learned how to embed video from my weathercam

(I'm still working on the quality!

Thanks for calling by!


Cheers!


Richard.

Saturday's Funnies

Dear Family and Friends, At last we have had rain after 52 days, most unusual for SE England. Now it is cooler and windy. I had to go to the boat, to make sure she hadn't been blown away, all was OK. Now I am publishing early as we are having friends in this evening.

Enjoy!

The highly dangerous Dog Shark!

Steve and Kermit?

Pineapple pizza for people who don't like pineapple!

1200 strand telephone cable, and top left the fibre optic one to replace them all!

Whoops!

Teeny beast!

Must be lunchtime!

Your choice Freddie!

Plastic ravens work for a while but eventually..........!

Don't laugh!

Digging up the veggies - he found this!

Preserved the very last "Shell" petrol station!

Amazing footbridge in Vietnam!

Clever - but someone's got far too much time on their hands!

Hmmm!

Ok Selma -nice, but why???

Not quite what they had in mind!

Harwich Weather for Sunday

Cloudy and windy with outbreaks of rain for much of the day, but with dry spells at times. Mainly dry by the evening, though remaining cloudy and windy.

Maximum temperature: 20 deg C 

Wind: South-West 24 mph, gusting 40 mph

UV Level: 4 (Moderate) | Pollen Level: 2 (Low)

Thanks Essexweather.com

It's really draughty out there!

Thanks for calling by!

Cheers!

Richard.

Your Weekend Funnies

Dear Family and Friends, It is still hot and humid, we stayed indoors in the shade, but the radar shows thunderstorms coming up from France, so we may have a lively night. (We always blame the old enemy!)

Now for more hopefully funny pictures....

After the party you must clean up the litter!

Chaps, this is actually an ad for GoPro cameras - but.....!

Lonely boy!

Showing your tatts on Tinder - cheat!

Message from Coastguard, when in difficulty - Float Float Float!

This Chinese airliner encountered an extreme hailstorm!

It landed safely and no one was hurt!

Yes well!

Thanks Geoff!

Well meant mistake!

You should never do this!

Natalie Portman in "Pale Blue Dot"

Mood Chocolate!

Cool customer!

This took a minute!

It was her 21st birthday - her Mother excelled herself!

One way to get him off the bed!

Weird heart machine!

Harwich Weather for Saturday

A band of heavy showers will quickly move Eastwards through Essex during the morning, becoming breezy and dry with warm sunny spells by midday with a fresher feel than recently.

Maximum temperature: 22 deg C 

Wind: South-West 20 mph, gusting 36 mph

UV Level: 6 (High) | Pollen Level: 2 (Low)

Thanks Essexweather.com

Thanks for your continued support!

Cheers!

Richard.