Thursday's Funnies

Dear Family and Friends, We had a sprinkling of rain this morning, and were drizzled upon while shopping at Lidl. Home again, and after a few odd jobs, collapsed in front of the TV. Now once again it is time to present to you the "Cream of the crop", from the dark side of the Internet! Enjoy!

Alligator plays with swim noodle!

The German Joke!

Hotel's clever idea!

This is a first! Photobombed by a Dugong!

When you arrive at the departure gate, you are absolutely sure
 that you are on the flight to Florida!

This Aboriginal Elder travelled 1854 miles to be at his Granddaughter's graduation!

Good idea Bill!

The clock is definitely ticking!

In Germany, it is the law that when there's an accident the traffic pulls to the sides
so that emergency vehicles can pass!

Irony in California!

Dolly does memes for the first time!

Dolly again!

Thanks Robert!










Hmm! Double edged sword that!

Thanks again Robert!










Well said Madam!

Street artist drew a lava lamp!

Now I have to confess I like baseball caps in fact I think I have more than 15.
But friends, absolutely none of them are red!!!!

Throughout his life his best friend has been "Brick"!

More Wisdom from them!









Oh! - I thought.......

Thanks Klaus!











Like Brexit - we didn't think that was going to happen!

Harwich Weather for Friday

Breezy with mainly dry and sunny conditions during the morning. Becoming cloudier during the afternoon with frequent, heavy showers spreading across most areas late afternoon, perhaps with thunder.

Maximum temperature: 17 deg C 

Wind: West 14 mph, gusting 26 mph

UV Level: 4 (Moderate) | Pollen Level: 1 (Low)

Thanks Essexweather.com

Our weather station at 1930

Thanks for calling by!


Cheers!


Richard.

Wednesday's Funnies

Dear Family and Friends, We had a visit from Helen's sister and her husband, and we had a boat trip, and later lunch in the Marina Restaurant. Therefore I am now behind with the Funnies so please bear with me publication will be late tonight - hope you enjoy them!

Before he left, and on his return!

This captain deserves to have his master's certificate taken away!

Hi!

I feel empty inside!

Ta Da - just finished an 18,000 piece jigsaw!!!

I do that all the time!

I'm not so drunk as thinkle peep!

New! - Iguana Photobomb!

Vandalism with class!

Thanks Barbara!











Before and after Marlon Brando was made up as Don Vito Corleone!

This lady grows humungous sunflowers!

It says "Every country gets what it deserves!

Thanks Klaus!










Happy cactus!

I love Tom and Jerry, but now it's "Too violent"

Welcome to Babylon Customer Complaints!

How about a motorhome with a porch!

Feeding time Spanish style!

Thanks again Klaus!











What to do when your mate farts!

Harwich Weather for Thursday

Rather cloudy at first with further outbreaks of mostly light rain. These gradually ease away Eastwards through the day with sunny spells following. Feeling fresher than recent days.

Maximum temperature: 21 deg C 

Wind: North-West 8 mph, gusting 20 mph

UV Level: 2 (Low) | Pollen Level: 1 (Low)

Thanks Essexweather.com

Thanks as ever for your continuing support!

Cheers!

Richard.

Tuesday's Funnies

Dear Family and Friends, Today I did my duty and vacuumed downstairs, then it was off to the Opticians and Chemists. Now I have dived deep into the nether regions to find a bit more funny stuff just for you!








The Elephants after they have been swimming

His number didn't come up yet!

Thanks Klaus!












That you Mrs Brown?

Ew!!!

Grandad feeds his babies!

This crazy golf uses bio-degradable balls which fall into the sea at the last hole!

Oh! Dear! - No romance for you tonight!

You certainly are!

It says "They're English but they're good" - The Old Enemy!!!

You know that supermarkets now sell wonky veg - well these didn't make the grade!

Sky full of stars - No! Hubble is now seeing all these Galaxies
 further away than ever before!

His Grandma in 1950!

It says "My little brother - mama?
Mother I am upstairs come here when you like. He stamps up the stairs - I've trodden in dog shit yuck!"

Thanks again Klaus!












The Matrix stars then - and now!

Street art in Sri Lanka made only from charcoal and flour!

Mr "Strong man"!!!

Thanks yet again Klaus!











Harwich Weather for Wednesday

Another dry, very warm and humid day with sunny spells, although cloud will tend to increase during the afternoon and early evening.

Maximum temperature: 26 deg C 

Wind: South-West 12 mph, gusting 22 mph

UV Level: 5 (Moderate) | Pollen Level: 1 (Low)

Thanks Essexweather.com

Our Weather Station at 1930

Thanks for calling by!

Cheers!

Richard.