Sunday's Funnies

Dear Family and Friends, They said that it would rain by noon, and it did, and it is continuing 8mm so far. I spent some time testing my friend's computer, that took a while! Now I have unearthed some new material with which to make you titter! Please enjoy!

Hmm! Not much to say!

Feast your eyes on this old lady - her curves are indeed elegant!

Newton was right!

Zzzzzzzzzzzzzz!

I wondered that too!

A tanker exploded causing a big jam, so this guy opened his truck and sold tacos...
Entrepreneurship at it's best

9/10 for Pure Cheek!

No not Hobbiton, but a modern house built into a hill.

They all celebrate except us!

Thanks Joe!










I think this is Pants!

Thanks Robert!











That's how it looks!

Thanks Again Robert!











How about Zoom Contact Lenses!

This really is very sexy welding!
I learned but could never achieve that!

Here here!

Then.............and now!

This hotel uses blue light in the toilets, so the drug users can't see their veins to shoot up!

Derek's Joke
Thanks Derek!











Running whoops!

A William Tell moment!

Harwich Weather for Monday

A mainly fine day with sunny spells. A few light showers will develop in places, mainly for the afternoon. Rather windy.

Maximum temperature: 21 deg C 

Wind: West 12 mph, gusting 25 mph

UV Level: 4 (Moderate) | Pollen Level: 1 (Low)

Tuesday to Thursday

Thanks Essexweather.com

The rain arrived after lunch!

Thanks for your support!


Cheers!


Richard.

Saturday's Funnies

Dear Family and Friends, We were at a charity coffee morning, all went well and they raised £370 for Macmillan Cancer Care. Sunny today but with a NW wind blowing directly from Greenland!

Now for more fun stuff!

Deer is fed up with selfies!

Now that is really cool!
(Saturn 1/10th scale)

Trump meets beautiful girl 2007

This Blockbuster found a way to survive!

Now there's a very neat fit!

Manners matter!

It's supposed to say"Dope" - what do you see?

It was a different age!

Won't be long kiddies - make the best of it!

The clock is ticking!

What a turn off!

The kind of mistake any (Oldie) can make!

Government Policy!

Times Magazine Cover (Allegedly)!

Titanium changes colour with temperature!
(Who knew?)

You have to read this carefully!
Not from his Mum as stated!

Beatle John - Clowning!

Egg Pool!

Harwich Weather for Sunday

A bright start, but thickening cloud will bring occasionally heavy rain by midday, together with strong winds, especially along the coast. Rain will clear during the evening as winds decrease.

Maximum temperature: 17 deg C 

Wind: South-West 17 mph, gusting 37 mph

UV Level: 1 (Low) | Pollen Level: 1 (Low)Thanks Essexweather.com

Our Weather Station at 1600

(The weather is on the change!)

Thanks for calling by!


Cheers!


Richard.

Friday's Funnies

Dear Family and Friends, They said that it would rain - it didn't! We were buzzing around to supermarket, aunt's house and so on. Now more pictorial gems from the gutters of cyberspace!

A very photogenic animal!

What a beast!

That could be yours truly!

Nobody likes a smartarse!

Don't look at me!

The "No Deal Papers"!

Oh! Arrrrr!

Thanks Geoff!










An ordinary street!

It says "A camel can work all week without drinking,
a man can drink all week without working!

Thanks Klaus!










A truth said by a man with not long to live!

Lowes Mart takes a pop at the competition!

That time may be closer than we think!

Thanks Martin!










She tried to tempt him out of bed. She succeeded!

Sometimes - but not often!

Here here! I hated homework!

Opportunity to Bullsh*t!

Eh?

Boom Boom!

Derek and John's Joke
Thanks chaps!
(Arrived within less than 5 minutes of each other!)











That will teach you not to show off!

Never - I mean never tangle with a camel!!!

Harwich Weather for Saturday

A chilly start, then a dry and mostly sunny morning. Cloud will bubble up during the afternoon with a scattering of showers, but most parts staying dry with sunny spells.

Maximum temperature: 18 deg C 

Wind: North-West 10 mph, gusting 20 mph

UV Level: 4 (Moderate) | Pollen Level: 1 (Low)

Thanks Essexweather.com

Thanks as always for your loyal support!

Cheers!

Richard.