Old Git's Funnies

Tuesday, 4 September 2018

Tuesday's Funnies

Dear Family and Friends, I was busy today upgrading my file server, with second hand parts. It is now working, but still needs several hours work before it is finally operational. Therefore I may be late to bed tonight! Now for more pictorial fun - just for you!

One very flat cat!

This was a surprise for the staff, when this lady asked to try out a guitar!

Their music system was making funny noises,
then they looked down at the sub woofer!

Meet Aloe Polyphelia

The Alpacalypse!

Hmm ! - strictly correct but...........

He messaged his friend to ask if he was having a good time,
he sent back this!

Her family insisted having a picture while she was having contractions!!!

Never a truer word!

Not me!

Jabba the Hut - is that you?

This is one second after Daddy said the whale was going to shut his mouth!

Another rip in the Matrix!

Not a new idea, but helpful if one is wearing suede shoes!

There you go! See?

Gloria's Joke
Thanks Gloria!

Very Slo Mo!

Rather you than me Bud!

Harwich Weather for Wednesday

A pleasant day is expected with warm sunny spells and most places dry. Isolated showers are possible near the coast with brisk winds. Northerly winds will be light elsewhere.

Maximum temperature: 19 deg C

Wind: North 8 mph, gusting 17 mph

Thanks Essexweather.com

Thanks for calling by!

Cheers!

Richard.

Monday, 3 September 2018

Monday's Funnies

Dear Family and Friends, Another good day, we delivered my friend's computer to him and then visited a garden centre. A handsome plant and pot was purchased! Now home tired but happy I am digging around to find more material with which to entertain!

Guess who is banned from the Mall for trying to eat the fish!

Something very different from Russia
Mouth music!

At first I though this was just dirty, but then I read it again!

Need cheering up? - Here's Tom Hanks on a swing!

Hey boss are we going on a road trip???

One method - only 250 years too early

When a hare stretches up - it looks like a different animal!

A Disneyland when off duty, the Princesses are given a cape in which to hide!

This is a very old and famous photo!

Thanks Robert!

Wives............!

Thanks again Robert!

Or as our South African Friends say "A leg and an arm!

You may recognise some of these meme people,
they recently had a reunion!

Between 2x Mclarens - who wouldn't have an inferiority complex!

The lamp globe focussed the sun and burned the grass!

Soon!

I often wondered how they scratched behind their ears!!!

Harwich Weather for Tuesday

Any overnight mist and fog clearing to leave a dry day with spells of hazy sunshine, but feeling less warm. Isolated showers may push into coastal districts during the evening and overnight.

Maximum temperature: 20 deg C

Wind: North 8 mph, gusting 18 mph

Thanks Essexweather.com

Thanks as always for your continuing support for this little blog!

Cheers!

Richard.

Sunday, 2 September 2018

Sunday's Funnies

Dear Family and Friends, It was another wonderful day with sun and light winds. I worked on the boat this morning, and finished my friend's computer in the afternoon. Now for more pictorial amusement just for you!