Old Git's Funnies

Saturday, 8 September 2018

Saturday's Funnies

Dear Family and Friends, Apologies, I didn't get round to publishing last night, we had friends round, and we always find so much to talk about, it was late by the time we were finished, so, I will try to make amends today with some new stuff from the nether regions of the net.

I was in the property business for 30 years -
never tried this one though!

This is quite mad, and must have cost a fortune!
Could I have a go please?

Very clever - it took a minute!

They drove him to it!

Thought for today!

Love the Cousins' slogans!

Mexico is building the wall!

Thanks Ann!

How they handled babies on flights in the 50s!

Thanks Derek!

Philosophical thought for the day!

Thanks Jamie!

The next five are from Robert...

Thanks Robert!

Irony!

Thanks Paul!

Holidays...

Thanks Pete!

The boss put these up all round the office!

This tortoise was brought up with puppies - they are great friends!

Derek's Joke
Thanks Derek!

Lady Gaga - whoops!

William Tell lives!

Harwich Weather for Sunday

Dry, but rather cloudy to start. Cloud will however tend to break through the morning and turning rather warm as it does so, feeling muggy also. Largely dry overnight into Monday.

Maximum temperature: 21 deg C

Wind: South-West 14 mph, gusting 25 mph

Thanks Essexweather.com

Thanks for calling by!

Cheers!

Richard.

Thursday, 6 September 2018

Thursday's Funnies

Dear Family and Friends, Busy day, Herself and me had our feet done this morning. That was followed by a small supermarket visit, and pm I disembowelled a computer. Now I have dived deep into the nether regions for more fun stuff - just for you!

This is a wood water pipe from 19th century USA
Not a new idea, in Colchester we have such pipes from the Romans!

Not funny, but very interesting, my friend Knud is a journalist who writes all the publicity for the Sea War Museum in Denmark. I sometimes help him in a small way with the English. They recently found a wreck of a German troop ship in the Skagerak, and these are amazing sonar scans of it!

Thanks Knud!

Interior of a 1926 Rolls Royce

Out of the mouths of babes and sucklings!

50 Shades of no!

Long wait!

It says "Fresh Spring Rolls" in Thai!!!

We are all entitled to our opinions - however stupid!

It says "At last the Shooting range for the Berlin Police is in operation!"

Thanks Klaus!

She's putting her finger where???

Now something different, some pictures from our friend Gloria in the Netherlands

Thanks Gloria!

Delivery Whoops!

Thanks again Klaus!

Woaaaaaaaaa!

Thanks yet again Klaus!

Harwich Weather for Friday

After a bright and chilly start, cloud developing for the afternoon, but still plenty of bright or sunny spells with a moderate Westerly breeze.

Maximum temperature: 19 deg C

Wind: West 10 mph, gusting 22 mph

Thanks Essexweather.com

Thanks for calling by!

Cheers!

Richard.

Wednesday, 5 September 2018

Wednesday's Funnies

Dear Family and Friends, It was a grey drizzly day, had to go to the post office, health centre and recycling centre. Feeling smug for doing the jobs, I pottered on the computer until it was time once again to find your funnies, which are here and now!