Monday's Funnies!

Dear Family and Friends, Today we journeyed to Tesco, a grueling 30 minute drive! However we made it home by lunchtime, but the effort was so great, I dozed in the chair most of the afternoon! Now I have found a few suitably noxious pics which I hope will make you titter!

Meet the spherical bear in his habitat
the local tip!

Oldie but Goodie Redneck Joke

Creepy!

That's me done then!

For me the reverse is often the case!

Same here!

I'm with you pal!

I would sniff hard if I were you dearie!

Divorce cake - the lady is not amused!

Indian Hills folk are at it again!

US provider Verizon offer you a special deal!!!

Confused? You will be!

Thanks Gloria!











Not many of those around!

Thanks again Gloria!

















KO !



Thanks yet again Gloria!











Another reason why our garage is full of cardboard!

Farmer's sense of humour!

Facebook blues!

Thanks Robert!











I second that!

Thanks again Robert!










His Mum drove over a paint spray can!

 Seems like a plan!

I like this guy - he's a joker!

This is a school prank they found a car with the front cut off
and faked a crash!

Could this be Putin's missing love child?

Bet that stung!

More Wisdom from the QI Elves











Rocket powered sled!

Look into my eyes! Not around the eyes - into my eyes!

Harwich Weather for Tuesday


Early mist and fog clearing to leave long sunny spells through the afternoon. Winds lighter than of late with temperatures several degrees above average.
Thanks Essexweather.com



Thanks for calling by!


Cheers!


Richard.

Sunday's Funnies

Dear Family and Friends, It is getting colder in the mornings, although the sun came out and it's nicer now. Our lodger arrived, so maybe we shall go and look at the sea a bit later on. Meanwhile, here are a few more "Bits and Bobs".

They went on safari, Mum took hundreds of pictures, Dad took only this!

On a tower - interesting......

Controversial!

Small prize!

This is me!

No comment!

Says it all!

Music joke....

Idea!

Thanks Ann!










We're getting towards this!

Thanks Robert!












Oriental people love English slogans on their clothes -
They have no idea what they mean!

Maybe it was pushed!

Derek's Joke

Thanks Derek!

Do unto others as you would have them do unto you!

When things go wrong, they often multiply!

Harwich Weather for Monday

Dry and mild with sunny spells, after the clearance of early mist and fog patches. Mostly light winds though perhaps turning breezy along the coast later.

Maximum temperature: 17 deg C

Wind: South-West 10 mph, gusting 20 mph

Thanks Essexweather.com

Thanks for calling by!


Cheers!


Richard.

Saturday's Funnies

Dear Family and Friends, Sorry we missed you last night, we had friends in and we always find a lot to talk about when it's time to go, so it didn't get done. So tonight I will try to make amends! Just for you - here they are.....

This is a pregnant squirrel

Meanwhile off Northern Russia........the sick bags are in use!

In judgement

In the rain with the roof down = cool
Using an umbrella = uncool

Whoops

This is a curse

The cop didn't ticket him for no helmet, but advised him to wear a condom

Affair of the heart...

This took a minute

My Hero

Thanks Derek!












Good bet?

On holiday

Thanks Geoff!












Bitch

Princess Leia is enslaved by Jabba the Hutt

Pm's song sheet

Thanks Robert!

Thanks Pete!












Right place right time

He's a big baby

It hurt a bit

He wasn't expecting that

Fancy pirouette

Harwich Weather for Sunday

Dry with sunny spells, but sunshine may become hazy at times during the day. Brisk winds, especially around the coast, will become much lighter and turn South-Westerly.

Maximum temperature: 14 deg C

Wind: North 7 mph, gusting 17 mph

Thanks Essexweather.com

Thanks for your continuing support!

Cheers!

Richard.

Thursday's Funnies

Dear Family and Friends, We are back from a short visit to relatives in Germany. We were made very welcome and had a great time. Now, refreshed and raring to go, here are the latest offerings from the nether regions of the internet.

Noodles at -40c - in Antarctica!

Interesting pictures from an asteroid...

I learned to weld some years back, and I can tell you this is one hell of a weld!!!

Amazon review!

He will go far!

Egyptian dentistry from 2000 years ago!

As least he can admit it!

Still loving the Cousins' slogans!
(An apostrophe wouldn't go amiss though!)

Now this is from the beach in my home town, just look at the red flag!
This outfit couldn't run a bath!

Keanu Reeves was being pestered by a papparazo, so he grabbed his camera and ran off with it!

Health and Safety eat your heart out!

Thanks Klaus!










A Dutchman in China........we have a friend like this too!

I am suspecting that this is fake news!

Can you guess? - It's a close up of an elephant's tail!

Being English - I absolutely love this!!!

It is really much weirder than that people!

JOKES
Thanks chaps!











A bit sadistic - but funny!

Thanks Derek!









Harwich Weather for Friday

Early fog patches, some slow to clear, will dissipate to give another warm day with light winds and hazy sunshine.

Maximum temperature: 20 deg C

Wind: South 7 mph, gusting 16 mph

Thanks Essexweather.com

Thanks for calling by!

Cheers!

Richard.