Saturday's Funnies

Dear Family and Friends, Today was just a bit surreal!

I went to the boat to tidy up before she is lifted out for the Winter. I met Santa Claus on the pontoon, wandering off to the East! I pointed out to him that the North Pole was in the other direction so he came back! Actually he was going out on the Lifeboat to some charity do! Today is the 2018th edition of the blog, coinciding with the year too!

Here are some funnies!

It isn't even December yet!

Most young people will have never heard this "The Third Man" - Oh Yea!

Traffic control humour!

How did they do that?

Go for it Gollum!

This looks like fun!

Hmmm! Trouble ahead!

Thanks Derek!











You made it! - It's Saturday!

Thanks Maria!









But the Bishop can only go on the black squares!

Thanks Martin!










Pie complete with donut!

No!

Another Great Truth!

Thanks Sandra!










Scarlett Johansson in 2004

These Amish children are seeing an iPhone for the first time!
For me, maybe it would have been better if they hadn't!

Derek's Joke
Thanks Derek!








Robin Williams as Mrs Doubtfire - cleaning!

Teacher has a hangover!

Harwich Weather for Sunday

Generally dry with bright or sunny spells on Sunday, but a few showery outbreaks of rain are still possible, especially towards South Essex.

Maximum temperature: 8 deg C
Wind: North-East 10 mph, gusting 21 mph
Thanks Essexweather.com



Thanks for your continuing support!


Cheers!


Richard.

Your Weekend Funnies

Dear Family and Friends, It was another grey day, but we decided to check out the local garden centres' Christmas decorations. We went to two and they were very good!

Now I have just surfaced after having dabbled beneath the surface of the Internet to find yet more pictures with which to tickle your fancies!

Amazing, seen by the Hubble telescope a star similar to the Sun
 which has exploded way across the Galaxy!

Huge effort!

Thanks Klaus!














There is still a little kindness in the World!

Exercise in futility, this is made from used Skittles wrappers!

This looks like a man in a bad dog costume!

Now you can see what the dinosaurs evolved into!
Baby Blue Heron!

The next five are from Derek 

Thanks Derek!










This dog has just discovered that he loves carrots!

Here's Theresa doing the Brexit across Abbey Road!

Hoist by your own Petard more likely!

It says "Police found 350.000 Euros in a washing machine
They think it may be money laundering!"

Thanks ZM King Willem of the Netherlands!











The best face swap this year!

More kindness - isn't that nice!

Dads do their moves!

What did he say to you dearie?

Harwich Weather for Saturday

Sunny spells and scattered showers with winds remaining light. Overnight, showers will slowly ease with clear spells allowing a patchy frost to form inland.

Maximum temperature: 9 deg C
Wind: North-East 10 mph, gusting 21 mph
Thanks Essexweather.com



Thanks for calling by!


Cheers!


Richard.

Thursday's Funnies

Dear Family and Friends, It was another grey day today, but it stayed dry, but chilly. Went to town, herself had hairdo, I had new passport photos, and went to the Post Office. Isn't life a blast. Now I have ferreted around and found a few more bits and bobs which I hope will give you a modicum of amusement! 

Calf born in a snowstorm had to be warmed up!

Darth Vader March played on floppy disk drives!
(Remember them?)

National Geographic nearly fell for it!

Good Ol' Bill!

Spectacular custom guitar!

That is the question!

Neat but a bit out of season!

Another Great Truth!

Love it!

Boy's Toys!

It appears that streamlining has gone out of fashion!

Sheep worrying!

Thanks Gloria!










That's new - a Pringles collection!

Robert's Joke
Thanks Robert!















Ah! That's what bears do in the woods!

Happy Thanksgiving to all our American friends!
Have a great time!

Harwich Weather for Friday

Any early showers soon clearing. A rather cloudy then follows, although some bright or sunny spells possible and mostly dry. Feeling a little less cold than recent days.

Maximum temperature: 9 deg C

Wind: South-East 8 mph, gusting 15 mph

Thanks Essexweather.com

Thanks for calling by!

Cheers!

Richard.

Wednesday's Funnies

Dear Family and Friends, It was a quiet day today, morning walk as usual, not so cold today. Visit to pharmacy to pick up our medication, and more computer fiddling. Now it is again time for me to attempt to amuse with yet more funny pictures - just for you!

Horsey Photobomb!

Times Square clever trick!

Thanks Klaus!














Yes it really was a hot summer!

Uber Knight!

He photographed his wife at the 5K themed rave - but !!!

Said to be number one Christmas present this year!
(Allegedly!)

Love the Cousins' slogans!

Corrosion on this tap looks like a map!

Strong Genes!
I like redheads, in fact I married one!

View of old Edinburgh!

I don't get this one!

Silly road in Hungary!

Now this is really mean!

Thanks Again Klaus!










Did you realize she poked you in the eye!

Hedgehog bath at St. Tiggywinkles!

Harwich Weather for Thursday

Any early mist and fog will gradually lift with a cloudy day following. Mainly dry, although the odd shower will remain possible. Less cold than recent days with lighter winds.

Maximum temperature: 7 deg C
Wind: South-East 8 mph, gusting 17 mph
Thanks Essexweather.com



Thanks for your continuing support!


Cheers!


Richard.