Midweek Funnies

Dear Family and Friends, Today started sunny but blowing a hooligan. Shopped for groceries, and got home as the sky darkened and showers began. PM watched out favourite TV series NCIS. Now for your fun stuff!







Fate worse than death!

Thanks Pete







Spectacular!

Amazing!

Thanks Klaus!












The end of the World as we know it!

An ophthalmic surgeon removed 27 contact lenses from this woman's eye!!!

This guy has a great sense of humour - he says this is his new girlfriend!

A last something for the "little" boys!!!

Nigerian Agony Aunt......

Aim training for boys!

This is old - I think that's an MGB, I ordered one and they were in such short supply
 - I never got one! (1966) !

Always keen to please!

Mine all mine!

 Ah! Ah! Ah!....................

Emojis rule!

Thanks Derek












Warning to Theresa May!!!

Thanks Geoff!











Slumming it!

Thanks Matt C!











Now look carefully!

My bed my bed!!!

Emma Thompson is ambivalent!

Harwich Weather for Thursday

A wet and windy morning, but clearing into the early afternoon to become dry and breezy with sunny spells for the rest of the day.

Maximum temperature: 13 deg C
Wind: South-West 22 mph, gusting 41 mph
Thanks Essexweather.com


Thanks for calling by!


Cheers!


Richard.

Tuesday's Funnies

Dear Family and Friends, Another very windy and wet day. So after a quick trip to an old guy who had lost his wifi, it was back home into the dry. Now it is once again time for me to do my best (old boy scout) to amuse you good folk!

He sent his wife this saying the cat was acting suspiciously!

It would be a lie if I ever considered doing this!

Thanks Klaus!















The hotel said they had a pool - not the swimming kind obviously!

Internet support often ends like this!

Alien's irony!

Love the Cousins' slogans............this one has innuendo too!

You never know what you're going to get!

That doesn't really make economic sense!

These are Danish special forces divers - creepy aren't they?

Do unto others - etc!

Thanks Derek!













Hmmm! Maybe so!

Thanks Gloria!










Now that's a plan!

Nice! - But why???

Boom Boom!

Thanks Pete!












The girl in the front, from this angle does look like a dog!

Ask a stupid question - get an even more stupid answer!

Red hot chilli pipers ! Ha Ha!

Doing real magic!

A sandwich ooooh!

Harwich Weather for Wednesday

Windy with showers for most of the day, though winds gradually easing during the afternoon and showers dying out to become dry by evening with late sunny spells.

Maximum temperature: 11 deg C
Wind: North-West 24 mph, gusting 40 mph
Thanks Essexweather.com


Thanks for your continuing support!


Cheers!


Richard.

Monday's Funnies

Dear Family and Friends, I walked by the sea, it was cold and windy, but the sun was shining. I then had a visit from an old friend with an ailing computer. We visited the Health Centre, and then drove home. Now I am ferreting about to find fun stuff that is neither completely filthy or totally banal! Sometimes it's a struggle!

Whose a clever boy then?

Once upon a time a long long time ago............

Good propaganda!

A latter day Robin Hood!

Not much to say except - "Biologically accurate"!

True!

Great Logic!

Hmmm!

Elbphilharmonie Hamburg. - I have seen this place it is amazing!
There are clips of it on Youtube...

Nikola has his little joke!

No translation necessary!

Thanks Klaus!












And they are allowed to vote!

Thanks Jamie!











Symptom Jelly Babies!

Thanks Joanne!












Dead Crow made from old tyres....................but why?

I am the Captain of this ship - and I have my Wife's permission to say so!!!

I could do that - when I was 18 moths old!

Thanks again Klaus!










Does he think that he's cool???

Harwich Weather for Tuesday

Windy with outbreaks of rain, turning heavy and persistent by the late morning. Rain clearing Eastwards late afternoon as winds ease, allowing brighter spells to develop.

Maximum temperature: 9 deg C

Wind: South-West 24 mph, gusting 43 mph

Thanks Essexweather.com

Thanks for calling by!

Cheers!

Richard.