Sunday's Funnies

Dear Family and Friends, It was four seasons in one day here, sun, then wind, then rain and lastly hail! Sorry I missed you last night, was were out with family at a quiz, and were not back until Midnight! Unusual for us oldies. A quiet day therefore, a few odd jobs were done. Now once again, I will do my best to amuse my loyal followers!

When your husband is an engineer 
and you ask for a candlestick!

10,000 horsepower ??? Yikes!

The creepy kid is back!

Yes our road is like this!

Should I put this on? - OK!

Boom Boom!

Fzzzzzzzzzzzzzzt!

Bunny Sea Slug!

He has just been to the vet for crown jewels removal -
his look says it all!

Nothing to say here!

Thanks Gloria!













A special kind of crazy - watching Jaws in a swimming pool for "atmosphere"!!!

Shitehawks!

Thanks Robert!












Innuendo at it's best!

Yes we can!

When I was a teenager I seem to remember the girls wore pointy bras -
the fashion at the time I guess!

Nice moves sunbeam!

The twang's the thang!!!

Harwich Weather for Monday

Chilly, but fine at first, however sunshine will gradually be replaced by advancing cloud from the West, ahead of a rather cloudy end to the day.

Maximum temperature: 11 deg C
Wind: North-West 9 mph, gusting 17 mph
Thanks Essexweather.com


Thanks for calling by!


Cheers!


Richard.

Friday's Funnies

Dear Family and Friends, Very quiet in little 'ol Harwich today, a bit showery, otherwise OK. Helped a friend with a badly behaved scanner, and now it behoves me to make the best out of the motley collection of stuff I dug up today! Enjoy!

The most cool duck!

Imagine - it still works!

The amazing Baobab trees - like something from a science fiction movie!

Surprise!

Seems legit!

Me too!

He took the bus!

Fzzzzzzzzzzzzzt!

10/10 for originality!

One can always wish!

Only helping out!

These cats must all be queens!!!

Long time ago!

Thoughts!

Seems logical!

Good reposte!

Thanks Pieter!










Oh! Dear Donald's done it again!

Ha! I think that's an owl!

Harwich Weather for Saturday

Cloudy and very windy with coastal gales. Mostly dry at first, although rain will arrive during the afternoon. However, far Eastern districts of Essex may remain dry until after dusk.

Thanks Essexweather.com

Thanks for calling by!

Cheers!

Richard.

Thursday's Funnies

Dear Family and Friends, Another day of heavy showers, one of which I was caught in trying to post a letter. Busy day setting up a new computer for a friend, now getting down to business attempting to create - just for you!

OK she's got a baby on board and she's married to Groot!

Smith and Jones - remember them?

Hmm! Unbelievable!

What a guy!!!

I don't normally say this - WTF!!!

It certainly looks like that!

What if two ladies got up?

In Bern they have cat ladders!

I thought that too!

Now that's clever!

Ginger knock! Ha!

Around here there are waiting lists for being a bin man!

What a nice fellow, allowing his wife to carry the beer!

Thanks Klaus!












I don't blame her at all!

Now that's a plan!

Mean!!!

More Wisdom from the QI Elves and others
















Silly - but I love it!

Thanks Geoff!











Harwich Weather for Friday

Cloudy with spells of mainly light rain. The best of any drier spells will be during the afternoon. Windy with gales possible.

Maximum temperature: 15 deg C

Wind: South-West 21 mph, gusting 37 mph

Thanks Essexweather.com

Thanks for your continuing support!

Cheers!

Richard.

Midweek Funnies

Dear Family and Friends, Today started sunny but blowing a hooligan. Shopped for groceries, and got home as the sky darkened and showers began. PM watched out favourite TV series NCIS. Now for your fun stuff!







Fate worse than death!

Thanks Pete







Spectacular!

Amazing!

Thanks Klaus!












The end of the World as we know it!

An ophthalmic surgeon removed 27 contact lenses from this woman's eye!!!

This guy has a great sense of humour - he says this is his new girlfriend!

A last something for the "little" boys!!!

Nigerian Agony Aunt......

Aim training for boys!

This is old - I think that's an MGB, I ordered one and they were in such short supply
 - I never got one! (1966) !

Always keen to please!

Mine all mine!

 Ah! Ah! Ah!....................

Emojis rule!

Thanks Derek












Warning to Theresa May!!!

Thanks Geoff!











Slumming it!

Thanks Matt C!











Now look carefully!

My bed my bed!!!

Emma Thompson is ambivalent!

Harwich Weather for Thursday

A wet and windy morning, but clearing into the early afternoon to become dry and breezy with sunny spells for the rest of the day.

Maximum temperature: 13 deg C
Wind: South-West 22 mph, gusting 41 mph
Thanks Essexweather.com


Thanks for calling by!


Cheers!


Richard.