Monday's Funnies

Dear Family and Friends, It was dentist day today, Helen this morning and 93 year old neighbour this afternoon. Supermarket shopping in between, now I have hauled myself off the sofa to try yet again to do my best for you all..........

I can guess!

Oh! Them Russians!

They have some significance - not sure what!

We are in the age of the Super Bastard!

The Commons - not top of the pops at the moment!

Thanks Gkoria!

Size matters!

Thanks again Gloria!

No such animal!

Thanks again Gloria!

It says "Sweetie would you like to see my pussy? - No I've already had my free time!"

Thanks Klaus!

Meanwhile in Ohio, the traffic control are looking after Al!

The Easter egg hunt will soon be upon us!

Thanks Robert!

Still going on!

Thanks again Robert!

Always about the wine!

Thanks yet again Robert!

China crash chandelier!

Tonight's Philosophical spot!

One very confused duck!

Derek's Stuff

Thanks Derek!

They're back!

Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz!

Harwich Weather for Tuesday

Mainly cloudy with some brightness possible during the afternoon. The chance of some patchy rain or drizzle as well in places. Turning misty overnight into Wednesday.

Maximum temperature: 14 deg C

Wind: North-East 10 mph, gusting 18 mph

Thanks Essexweather.com

Thanks for calling by!

Cheers!

Richard.

Sunday's Funnies

Dear Family and Friends, Another sunny day, but still with an icy wind. I worked on the boat this morning, and pm Son and Daughter in law helped haul out our now deceased washing machine, which must go to the tip in the morning. What fun!

Now for more funnies!

Hurry!!!

Who said that Norwegians don't have a sense of humour!

 Realistic Fortune cookies!

That would be a laugh!

We've all been here!

Coming shortly dear!

Worried bin!

Was red now blue!
(I never trust people with velvet collars!)

Love it!

I think we've all been here in our younger lives!

From thinkers to drinkers!

Thanks Joanne!













I did say no more black holes but...............

Thanks again Joanne!















He unpacked a shower curtain his wife had ordered!
Oh! Lord!!!

Vasectomy celebration cookies!

Rip it up!

Seems like a plan!

More Dad dancing!

Tiger did it!!!

Harwich Weather for Monday

A dry and bright day inland with lengthy sunny spells and temperatures recovering to near normal, still a little chilly along the Essex coast where it will be quite breezy.

Maximum temperature: 12 deg C
Wind: South-East 16 mph, gusting 28 mph
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Thanks for calling by!


Cheers!


Richard.

Dear Family and Friends, We had a bit of a lazy day today, I walked by the sea, the cold Easterly wind continues. Now publishing early, as we are out to friends later. So I have again scoured the nether regions for more of the sort of stuff that I hope will amuse!

Looters!

Toilet Humour!

Genuine ad!

Man after my own heart!

Yes there is a difference!

Smart answers - not always best!

A haunting perhaps???

Yes the gene pool needs a bit of a stir!

Disabled Sir???

I'll bet he enjoyed doing that!!!

Grandad's bravery!

Great regime!

Thanks Gloria!














Throw away the shovel!!!

Thanks Jamie!












Believe it or not this is a handbag!

It's mighty hot down in corn country!

Very good question!

Thanks Pete!











Oh! Yes! Cynthia's passed "O" level Media Studies!!!!

Johnny English detects that someone has farted!

Harwich Weather for Sunday

A bright day across Essex with some sunshine, but generally cloudier than of late, with a few light showers, especially along coastal districts.

Maximum temperature: 9 deg C

Wind: East 13 mph, gusting 24 mph

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Thanks for calling by!

Cheers!

Richard.

Weekend Funnies

Dear Family and Friends, So another week comes to an end, I hope you enjoy a good one! Pictures are a bit thin on the ground tonight, but I do my best! Hoping that they amuse you just a tiny bit!

Possibly the story of my life too!

Thanks Klaus!

That is really mean!

The towel art thing carried just a bit too far!

I am aware that everyone is suing everyone, but a Happy Meal???

That's me - the only reason I never do it!!!

Welcome back annoying little meme girl!

Must have been written by a tech nerd!

Do some people do that???

Love the Cousins' slogans,

I know where they're coming from but maybe a line was crossed!

Another Great Truth!

This is the very last time I will mention the Black Hole!!!

Not sure how they calculated that, maybe the fossilised sabre tooth tiger, just behind him!

Baby has a try at smiling!

This lady finds it fabulous!

Harwich Weather for Saturday

Rather cold with variable cloud and occasional sunny spells. Further isolated showers are likely to develop, however most places should stay dry.

Maximum temperature: 8 deg C

Wind: North-East 12 mph, gusting 22 mph

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Thanks as ever for your continuing support!

Cheers!

Richard.