Good Friday's Funnies

Dear Family and Friends, Sorry I missed yesterday! On my other blog about my boat, Google lost four of the pages. I was so angry with them, I scoured my machine and the cloud for my pages to no avail! They said I deleted them, but I didn't. Google have been doing some reorganisation, and I guess they got lost in the wash! So I now have a whole day's work to re-do them! Rant over! Never mind we had a great boat trip today, so I am feeling mellow again now. Here are some more bits and bobs just for you...

Bitch!

The great man speaks!

Oh! I Love this - must try!

I'll Bet!!!

The cat was just blow dried!

Can you still get these?

Er! Even when toast isn't being made????

Voodoooooooooo!

Canvas Ritz!

You certainly were Rover!

No it's already to late!
(I did that on purpose!)

Where's Toto anyway?

Well it certainly breaks the boredom!

The Next Three are from Robert - Thanks Robert!

The Next President Disapproves!

I see what you did there!

Harwich Weather for Saturday

Another bright day with plenty of hazy sunshine, once any early mist or fog clears. It will also be feeling very warm, although staying cooler along the Essex coast.

Maximum temperature: 23 deg C

Wind: North-East 8 mph, gusting 15 mph

Thanks for calling by!

Cheers and enjoy the Easter Weekend!

Richard.

Midweek Funnies

Dear Family and Friends, The weather is warming up! On my morning walk, I heated up and ended with my coat under my arm. Visited our favourite garden centre, for pots , compost etc, we never leave empty handed! Now for more pictorial fun, tailor made just for you!

Boom Boom!

More Cornish Lingo!

So brave!

At the call centre, when he gets an awkward customer,
he draws what he thinks they look like this is Lillian!

Heavy question!

Wow!

I guess number 4!

Love the Cousins' slogans - intentional mis-spelling?

Come on Rover the views are amazing!

I know from hard experience - this is too true to be funny!

Life went on....................!

To all you offended people!

Reputed to be the biggest boobs in the World - unless you know different!

Unusual and rather disturbing face swap!

George Washington with a modern haircut!

Words can be powerful!

Swimmingly ???

Thanks Sarah!










Derek's Joke
Thanks Derek!










More Wisdom from the QI elves









Harry Styles can look rather smug!

Must be wine o'clock!

Harwich Weather for Thursday

Patches of mist and fog quickly clearing to leave a dry day with sunny spells. Feeling very warm for the time of year.

Maximum temperature: 19 deg C
Wind: East 14 mph, gusting 25 mph
Thanks Essexweather.com


Thanks for calling by!


Cheers!


Richard.

Tuesday's Funnies

Dear Family and Friends, Today I was busy with friend's Grandsons' computers, all went well, but left me a bit crosseyed, so pm we watched tv. Now I must knuckle down to the job in hand, to send to you some more pictorial fun!

Cruel to carrots!

It is inconceivably big!!!

Thanks Stuart!
















I think she is taking the pee!!!

Clever picture!

He says his brother is actually an ape!

This headmaster wears a tyrannosaurus suit to frighten the motorists!

Good move!

Nothing like a bit of sarcasm!

No chance!

I am not so sure!

Danger!!!

Don't ask me for a job pal!

Ooooh!

Seriously....

Thanks Ann!














This lady, in 1901 caught this black bass !

Thanks Derek!











Derek's Joke
Thanks Derek!











When you show off it always bites you!

Game of Thrones Series 8 has started!

Harwich Weather for Wednesday

Most areas fine and bright with plenty of sunshine. Feeling much warmer than of late away from coastal districts with higher temperatures and lighter winds.

Maximum temperature: 16 deg C
Wind: South-East 10 mph, gusting 20 mph
Thanks Essexweather.com


Thanks for your support!


Cheers!


Richard.