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Friday, 20 March 2020

Your Weekend Funnies



Dear Family and Friends, It was another day in Isolation, I am still able to walk by the sea and get some fresh air. Later I am doing what many are doing - tidying cupboards and throwing out many things! Now I am going to dig around for more fun stuff which it is hoped will amuse you all!








Maybe singing an aria too!












Wait for it.............!


Thanks Klaus!













Definitely defenseless!














It's just sinking in!












No not in this house - we're No Carbs!!!












Ha Ha!












Now there's an offer - an actual empty trolley!












Old habits die hard!













For the boys - a little Japanese relief!













Oh! I wish!!!












I see irony here........!












Neat idea!













A Lab doing Labbish things!












No pal standards must be maintained!!!












Meanwhile at the charity shop someone's getting rid of their robots!












I mean for the love of God what in the Hell is that??? !!!












Me too!












Ah! I understand where they're all going!












Captain Picard - My thoughts entirely!











And........Down she went!


Thanks again Klaus!











Kermy's doing the Hula Hula!











Which is scaring the Rabids!













Harwich Weather for Saturday

A dry day with lengthy sunny spells across Essex, but the North-Easterly breeze taking the edge off temperatures.

Maximum temperature: 9 deg C
Wind: North-East 19 mph, gusting 33 mph
Thanks Essexweahter.com


Thanks for your continued support!


Cheers!


Richard.










Thursday, 19 March 2020

Thursday's Funnies



Dear Family and Friends, It was a grey day today, I walked and later visited the Post Office. In the local Co-op, there were no eggs but they did have bacon. I don't know how long this hoarding madness will go on! Now for more funny bits that I have collected during the day. Please enjoy them!








Car rides can be boring!













More Whoopses on the beach!


Thanks Klaus!















Roundabout!













Boom Boom!














Too many guns in America! - Especially in the hands of The Stupid!














Amusing juxtaposition!













I can so identify with this!












Oh! Yes - Both!














Silly Moo!


Thanks Ann!










Cats are brilliant!













In view of the present situation....................!


Thanks Gloria!












No! Not really!


Thanks Jamie!










Hey Fred - Fire up the Port engine!













I can understand the suit, but farting inside it?????












Original staircase!












I could never have said that to my Granny - she was a Victorian!!!












Novel Seat!












Gambling for high stakes!












Yes I am humming along!



Thanks Vic!









More Wisdom from the QI Elves!









Not Sheepdogs but Goosedogs! - Clever!


Thanks again Klaus!










Harwich Weather for Friday

Slowly brightening up with some sunny intervals developing, but still perhaps the odd shower here and there. Feeling chilly in the North-East wind.

Maximum temperature: 8 deg C
Wind: North-East 18 mph, gusting 31 mph
Thanks Essexweather.com


Thanks for calling by!


Cheers!


Richard.













Wednesday, 18 March 2020

Wednesday's Funnies



Dear Family and Friends, Today I walked to the seafront although we're keeping a low profile, fresh air is no bad thing! We watched TV and I received a laptop from a friend for me to fix. You can guess I sanitized it rather thoroughly!
Now for more Fun stuff, not too many Toilet roll jokes today! Enjoy!






Tee hee!










Keepy Uppy anyone?


Thanks Klaus!











A little on the large side!













Six people can sit on this couch with no problem! Where can I find 6 people with no problems!
(Irony)

Thanks again Klaus!











It says I have to go for a pee!


Thanks Robert!











A few years into the future...........!


Thanks Rosemary!











Coffee! Ha!












Too many guns in America! Even for kittens!













A new currency has evolved!












A Hijack about to happen!













And that means???













Grannies have been around longer than you!












Nice try pal, although I doubt it's effectiveness!














Quidditch anyone?












Ugly but clever!












I am trying to guess the components - possibly 2 giant biscuits and a doughnut joined by Nutella, with a white chocolate bar!













Don't even think about it!!!












Surprise Surprise!


Thanks Klaus














Not what you think dearie!


Thanks again Klaus!











Harwich Weather for Thursday!

Cloudy and wet to start with overcast skies and patchy rain and drizzle throughout. Some breaks in the cloud are possible by the afternoon. Cloudy, but dry overnight.
Maximum temperature: 8 deg C

Wind: North-East 12 mph, gusting 21 mph
Thanks Essexweather.com


Thanks for your continuing support!


Cheers!


Richard.