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Monday, 23 March 2020

Monday's Funnies



Dear Family and Friends, I walked as usual, still very windy from the East, the sea was rough. Not many people about. Spent the day pottering, first in the garden, trying with limited success to clean moss from the garden room roof, I guess eventually we shall have to call in the professionals, after the virus has gone. Now for more pictorial fun just for you!








Topical novelty muffins!












The Lyre bird is very versatile!

















It's a sort of Orchid!














Maybe you could discover something if time allows...............!













That can be very annoying!












An oldie, but suddenly topical again!


Thanks Geoff!












I had an old friend and he thought 90% of people were cabbages! - I am beginning to agree!


Thanks Robert!










For no UK folk, DFS is a sofa shop that seems to have a sale on very often!
 Thanks again Robert!










A possible soft alternative?


Thanks yet again Robert!











Well..............Yes!!!


Oh! And thanks Robert!!!










It says "Wash your hands as if you had been slicing chillies
 and you then wanted to masturbate!"


Thanks Robert!











Ah! Hmmm! Well!


Thanks Rosemary!










How your street cred can disappear in a flash!












I think that this young lady may be inbred!













How to camouflage your house!













For the boys another "Tout le Monde est au Balcon - picture!














Oh! Yes! - Yes!













Careful what you say in the forest !














An alternative method of self isolation!














Indoor exercises can be fun!














He's not so sure!















Harwich Weather for Tuesday

A chilly start, but becoming fine and sunny from late morning. Staying dry throughout and feeling milder in the sunshine. Light winds and clear skies overnight with possible frost.

Maximum temperature: 12 deg C
Wind: South-East 12 mph, gusting 21 mph
Thanks Essexweather.com


Thanks for your continuing support!


Cheers!


Richard.













Sunday, 22 March 2020

Sunday's Funnies



Dear Family and Friends, Here in UK, staying in is the new going out! We have been told that as over 70's we are strongly advised to stay home for 12 weeks. For us, not too much of a problem, as we spend a lot of time at home anyway. I hope to continue to walk, at least until that is forbidden too. My regret is that it may mean I can't get the boat ready, but we shall see. meanwhile here are more fun things to amuse, more virus jokes I'm afraid! Enjoy!






Only little - but very crafty!



Thanks Jamie!








This young Latvian lady gives Vivaldi a going over!
















Even the Bingo!!!












Invasion - Postponed!












Tonight's Great Truth!












Yes definitely Mum's cure-all!
 Thanks Ann!











That's us!


Thanks Chris!










Tee hee!

Thanks Robert!










Who forgot to put money in the meter!














Sneaky trick - fun though!












When you wake you can't have them because you're fat!












A little light relief for the boys!













Definitely dangerous!













He may also ask why you haven't taken a photo of it!!!













Role reversal!












Still loving the Cousins' slogans even virus ones!












When it's over divorces will be numerous!


Thanks Susi!













Liking the moves dearie!












Raccoon"s just chillin!












Harwich Weather for Monday

Remaining dry. Patchy inland frost lifting then a fine, sunny day, although the sunshine likely to turn a little more hazy later. A brisk, cold feeling breeze, strong around the coast.

Maximum temperature: 9 deg C
Wind: South-East 15 mph, gusting 26 mph
Thanks Essexweather.com


Thanks for calling by!


Cheers!


Richard.



























Saturday, 21 March 2020

Saturday's Funnies



Dear Family and Friends, It was very windy from the East today, I was sprayed with sea water, but got some action pictures! We are trying to self isolate, and therefore numerous cupboards were tidied. Now I have tried not to have too many virus jokes, but they are very much in the majority out there at the moment!

Big thanks to my friends who contributed today
you saved the day!!!








Well I cleaned up that strawberry jam!












If you're feeling a bit down today - Meerkats!!!













Tight Nuts - Ha!












The little meme girl is back!













Novel method of getting some bread!


Thanks Ann!












Just a few days in................!


Thanks Deganit!











Madness!


Thanks Gloria!










Wash your hands!!!


Thanks Jackie!












I can see the future and it's...............!


Thanks John!












Little things!













Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha !












Style Icon!












Wow that's a splif on steroids!!!












Fido isn't worried, Mum and Dad are home all the time!














There's always a silver lining!











Today's Great Truth!













That's a nice big chocochino with extra cream!
(Light relief for the boys!)













Happens!













We think it's cold a +6c!!!













Homer has found the perfect way to go!













Andy agrees!














Our seafront this morning






Harwich Weather for Sunday

Brisk North-Easterly winds inland and strong along the coast, helping to make it feel chilly despite the largely sunny conditions.

Maximum temperature: 8 deg C
Wind: North-East 17 mph, gusting 31 mph
Thanks Essexweather.com


Thanks for calling by!


Cheers!


Richard.