Thursday's Funnies

Dear Family and Friends, It was another super day, clear skies and sun, but the East wind continues. Like everyone else in our age group we are staying indoors, except for my walk. Things are really quiet, but at 8pm we are all going outside to applaud the NHS. Now for your funny rations for today!

Necessity is the mother of....etc!

Well chaps was the light Red or Green? I watched 16 times and still don't know!

Thanks Derek!














Blue pool, Hearst Castle

John Bull says.............!

Kids home schooling day three!

Big Wuss!

George next door has the answer to the loo paper problem!

Thanks Eric!










Now we know about the enigmatic smile!

Thanks Henrik!












Too much love!

Thanks Jackie!










One way to do it!

Thanks Maurice!











Now that's a plan!

Thanks Robert!











One for the Guinness Book of Records!

I hardly dare caption this.....................Up????

There's always an exception to the rule!

He is gorgeous!

Self Isolation Day 2.............!

For me - absolutely ne-ver!

In sink - get it?

You know that moment when you have a hideous itch in your bum???

Why not, they too enjoy walkies!

Had she lived the would be 93! Still special!

Heidi Klum thinks so!

Harwich Weather for Friday

A dry and sunny end to the week after a frosty morning. Feeling cold once more in a keen North-Easterly wind.

Maximum temperature: 11 deg C
Wind: North-East 16 mph, gusting 27 mph
Thanks Essexweather.com


Thanks for your continuing support!


Cheers!


Richard.

Midweek Funnies

Dear Family and Friends, I walked this morning to the beach, not many people about, and it was warmer. The rest of the morning was spent clearing out the junk drawer. 75% went in the bin! Now I have tried to put together a slightly larger blog for your amusement......

What could happen now the hairdressers are closed!

Thanks Klaus!







This priest turned on filters on his service video - was it and accident? or Divine intervention!

This is wonderful!

Thanks Klaus!

Hello Granny phew finally I reached you, can you relax me, your Daughter is annoying me!

Thanks again Klaus!











Another cure!

Thanks Ann!










Loving the Cousins' slogans!

Thanks Derek!











The divorce rate is bound to go up!

Thanks Geoff!










Definitely wrong!

Thanks Gloria!










Clever art work!

Ironically this is true!

Thanks Jamie!










You're not alone sir!

Thanks Janet!










That you Phil?

 Thanks Robert!









And Trigger says.......!

Thanks again Robert!










Hooligans!

Thanks yet again Robert!










For the boys....."Not quite so crowded on the Balcony"!

Not a bad place to be isolated!

Too many guns in America! - But Grandma is guarding her supermarket trolley!

New York yesterday!

How do they do that?

By accident or design - you match!

Dance floor Whoops!

Sorry love but they do like sweet things!

Another Great Truth!

Thanks Susi!

Dog exercise in the lock down!

Thanks again Klaus!











Harwich Weather for Thursday

A cold start leading to a clear afternoon with plenty of sunny spells and clear skies. Winds will be light and temperatures will cool overnight allowing for possible frost patches.

Maximum temperature: 12 deg C
Wind: South-East 12 mph, gusting 21 mph
Thanks Essexweather.com

The weather was nice in our road today!



Thanks for calling by!


Cheers!


Richard.

Tuesday's Funnies

Dear Family and Friends, We now have to stay at home. So I am going to up the size of the blog, on the basis that you are all indoors with time on your hands. If you are feeling public spirited please share my blog with others in the hope it will lift their mood - just a little! Please enjoy!

He's happy that you're staying home!

Isolation therapy!

Thanks Klaus!










How the cops do things in Ibiza!

A cautionary tale!

Thanks Charles!










Nothing changes even over 350 years!

Definitely not!

Even you now matey!

It's the revulsion look!

Testosterone rules!

Thanks Joanne!










Clever juxtaposition!

Thanks Rosemary!











Crowded on the balcony with a plus!
(For the boys!)

Isolation day 2!

Just a cheeky little zephyr - and this!

Isolation Inn!

When you lick a dandelion clock!

But Jim!...........Jim!!!

New release "Indiana Jones and the Golden Bog Roll"

Whose line is it anyway?

I love you!

When his moment of glory becomes the moment of humiliation!

Most probably works!

Must be OTT in Walmart!

That appears to work!

You know the rhyme!

Thanks Susi and Vanessa!











Near miss!

Thanks Klaus!











Stubborn Pride!

Thanks Again Klaus!

Harwich Weather for Wednesday

A cold start leading to a clear afternoon with plenty of sunny spells and clear skies. Winds will be light and temperatures will cool overnight allowing for possible frost patches.

Maximum temperature: 12 deg C

Wind: South-East 12 mph, gusting 21 mph

Thanks Essexweather.com

Thanks for calling by!

Stay well!

Cheers!

Richard.