Sunday's Funnies

Dear Family and Friends, On my walk this morning, I was whisked along the promenade by a strong Easterly wind, coming back was a different story, it was like going up hill all the way! PM we watched TV, US crime drama. Tomorrow work on the kitchen continues! Now for your Funnies!

Off on their Hols!

Thanks Chris!










Passing the time in isolation!

Thanks Derek!














Understanding!

Ooh! Dangerous!

Strange, my abs look just the same!

Innuendo at its' best!

The lowest form of wit!

I am sure as a kiddiewink I tried this!

Oh! Yes! The Stupid!!!

Thanks Nick!











If you lived bear me love I might have obliged!

Thanks Rosemary!










Beat the queues! Grow your own!

Thanks Klaus!










Isolation demands extreme measures!

You have to look at this for a minute or two - to get it!

Inventive cab driver!

The latest thing now you're staying in - Porno Pyjamas!

Still loving the Cousins' slogans!

Look out the cops are round the corner!

Car Bra!!!

See! They don't spend all their time sh*tting in the woods!

One for the chaps - say cheese!

Derek's Joke
Thanks Derek!










Antarctic Whoops!

French Bulldog Love!

Harwich Weather for Monday

Generally cloudy with occasional showers, perhaps with heavier bursts developing at times. Breezy near the coast. Showers mostly dying away overnight with clear spells developing.

Maximum temperature: 8 deg C
Wind: North-East 14 mph, gusting 25 mph
Thanks Essexweather.com


Thanks for your continued support!


Cheers!


Richard.

Saturday's Funnies

Dear Family and Friends, It was the Domestic Goddess's birthday today, and although in isolation she had numerous cards, online wishes and phone calls from Family and Friends from here, Germany and France. I apologise for publishing late tonight, but we just watched 6 crime TV episodes back to back!. Please enjoy the latest crop of fun stuff from the Internet

Mug in the best possible taste!

This is viral tonight!
(Excuse the pun!)

Any second - now!

Dial 999!

Not guilty Guv!

Oldie but Goodie!

Thanks Gloria!











Give it a few more days!

Thanks Jamie!










Services often have a go at one another!

Thanks again Jamie!










It says _

"During this period of quarantine it is perfectly normal to be talking to walls, plants and other items.

There is no need to contact us unless they answer back."



Thanks Robert!











Hmmm!

Thanks again Robert!










Tonight's Great Truth!

Thanks yet again Robert!









From the Sublime to the Cor Blimey!

Double Photobomb!

Makes a change from Pisa!

Frog wrestling anyone?

Another random act of kindness!

Extreme Sanitizing!

Making some sort of statement!

Doing the only sensible thing!

X rated topiary!

Nothing like free expression!

Ride on mower upgrade!

Another random act of kindness!

Machine for Dads!

Just a swimming Corgi!

Tibbles takes note!

Harwich Weather for Sunday

Windy with a chance of coastal gales and feeling noticeably colder than recent days. Sunny spells and scattered wintry showers, these mainly across eastern districts.

Maximum temperature: 7 deg C
Wind: North-East 24 mph, gusting 39 mph
Thanks Essexweather.com


Thanks for calling by!


Cheers!


Richard.

Your Isolation Weekend Funnies

Dear Family and Friends, After my walk, we attacked the fridge, all parts removed washed and replaced, followed by washing the tops of the wall cupboards. PM was TV time - nursing our aches and pains! Now for more pictorial fun - just for you!

Protection suit - Walmart style!

Meanwhile in the German Lockdown......

Yup! That's a sign!

Blackmail!

Sign of the times!

Sasquatch!

Bring it on!

Thanks Geoff!










Remember him? - Good message!

 Thanks Gloria!












Ha ha!

 Thanks Jamie!











Doesn't take long!

Thanks John!









The truth will out!

Thanks again John!










Love it!

Thanks Maria!












Maybe!

Thanks Matt C!











Nice....................mug of tea!

Out of the mouth of babes and sucklings!

The Real Superheroes!

Ah! That's where he goes after Christmas!

Sanitizer anyone!

How did that safe get there???

You have to think about this one!

It's OK to offend them!

Just a few inches closer little friend!

One way to let off steam!

Thanks Klaus!











I thought they just quacked!

Thanks again Klaus!












Harwich Weather for Saturday

Another dry day with plenty of morning sunshine across Essex. Turning rather cloudy into the afternoon with a freshening breeze making it feel quite chilly.

Maximum temperature: 11 deg C

Wind: North-East 21 mph, gusting 35 mph

Thanks Essexweather.com

Thanks for calling by!

Cheers!

Richard.