Midweek Funnies

Dear Family and Friends, It was nice on the promenade this morning, with warm sun, but the sun soon disappeared under a sheet of grey, but it stayed dry. I washed the car, I thing  that I hadn't done for several years, but the Albanians are closed!  Now for more pictures, I am publishing all that I can find, as you have time to look at them!

Yes that is paint!!!

Music on several domestic gadgets!

Daddy's a con artist!

The Netherlands has banned alcohol for the duration of the lockdown!
(Remember the date.......!)

Thanks Gloria!











OK just lie to yourself!

Thanks again Gloria!

Crazy Jazz Band!

You are being watched - with total disapproval!

That isn't going to work dearie!

I don't think you really wanted to do that???

For God's sake America - nobody needs one of those!!!

Just amuse the kiddies it will be OK!

I get it, but even virus free you're going to die in there!

Paul, I don't think Pru is going to be very pleased!!!

Yeehaw indeed!

Pear Booty!

How about an ecclesiastical Dalek?

Even out in the country they have crowded balconies
Eh chaps?

Another way of Social Distancing!

Meanwhile in St. Petersburg the Russian Orthodox priest blesses the machine guns!

Precocious Talent!

Thanks Klaus!









Woah! there Ned!

Thanks again Klaus!











If you weren't laughing before - you will after this!

Thanks yet again Klaus!












Harwich Weather for Thursday

A breezier day with variable cloud and the odd shower as well as bright or sunny spells.

Maximum temperature: 13 deg C
Wind: North-West 13 mph, gusting 23 mph
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Thanks for calling by!


Cheers!


Richard.

Dear Family and Friends, It was another quiet day, I walked early, and it was not as cold as of late. We did a bit of pottering about, no major challenges today, I had planned to clear out the garage, but remembered that the recycling centre is closed, so no point in moving stuff twice!

Here are your funnies, thanks to all my friends who help!

Oooooh!

Sing along with Tom!
(It isn't him really!)

Thanks Gloria!









This family are brilliant!

It says "A real angler continues to fish no matter what happens!!!"



Thanks Klaus!











Bare necessities?

Must be cool!

You'd never know!

Oh! Dear!

 Thanks Robert and Adrian!












Touche!

Thanks Geoff H!










That's one method!

Thanks Gloria!










No Hairdressers!

Thanks again Gloria!












Wild life!

Thanks Jackie!










Seen today in Harold Wood Romford UK!

Thanks Jamie!

 Divorce rate rising!

Thanks again Robert!










Quack Quack!

Thanks yet again Robert!









Cometh the day cometh the man!

Thanks Rosemary!










Yellow Brick Road!

Thanks again Rosemary!











For me Bing is rubbish!

I will bet there's a fountain down the street!

A better class of rubbish!

Yes he does look a bit smug doesn't he!

Chaps if you look very carefully, you will spot a lighthouse! Oh! and a kayak!

It really is magic!

Thanks again Klaus!









Keeping 2m distance!

Thanks yet again Klaus!











Harwich Weather for Wednesday

A cloudy start. There is the risk of a shower late morning/early afternoon. Cloud breaks by the evening allowing for clear spells. Light winds.

Maximum temperature: 10 deg C
Wind: North-West 7 mph, gusting 13 mph

Thanks Essexweather.com


Thanks for calling by!


Cheers!


Richard.

Monday's Funnies

Dear Family and Friends, Another day in isolation, however, many contacts with family and friends over Facebook and other social media. It really is a small world! I have some more topical fun for you. Our efforts today involved cleaning the kitchen cupboards, and if it isn't too cold I will attack the garage in the morning. here are your Funnies!
Helen's Uncle  Klaus excelled tonight!

Given time - this could be you!

Clever and topical!

I think Mother-in-Law passed this way!

They never forget!

Business is business!

Thanks Ann!











Oh! I thought it was the postman!

Thanks Klaus!











American Gothic 2020 style!

None of them are bothered!

That'll teach you not to raid the fridge in the night!

Child of our times!

They should know!

Tell the Stupid this is War and we're fighting a Plague!!!

When we're gone the Capybaras will take over - they're learning now!

Do you see and ostrich?

Old Joe - a survivor comes home!
Time for hope!!!

There's no comparison is there!

Enforcing the 2 metre rule!

Ha Ha!

Ah! Now I know why there was panic buying!

Know the feeling chaps???

Is it chilly in there dearie?

Is that an iPad?

Yes it is inflammable!

Thanks Klaus!










We're at home!

Thanks again Klaus!










Boom Boom!

Thanks again Klaus!










2 weeks in Isolation!

Thanks yet again Klaus!












Harwich Weather for Tuesday

After a cold start, clear and dry with plenty of fine spells in the afternoon. Cloud will develop by the evening.

Maximum temperature: 9 deg C

Wind: North-East 13 mph, gusting 22 mph

Thanks Essexweather.com

Thanks for calling by!

Cheers!

Richard.