Saturday's Funnies

Dear Family and Friends, There are rather a lot of pictures tonight, as we have time on our hands, I will continue until things return to some sort of normality, then I will shorten the blog down a tad! Today started cool and grey, but perked up by late morning to warm sun. Now for your fun stuff which I hope combines quality as well as quantity!

Guess who!

I do like a steel guitar!

I will bet she voted for Donald!!!

Thanks John!












This had to happen!

Thanks Chris!










Another similar!

Thanks Gloria and Robert!








You've had your chips!

Thanks Hazel!










 Oldie but Goodie!

 Thanks again Hazel!










Look carefully!

Thanks Helen!










Live in hope!

Thanks Jackie!









Sanitize! Sanitize!

Thanks Robert!











All the way!

Thanks again Robert!









Possibly more stupid than the pigeon!

Thanks Pete!










Beware of the Carlsberg!

Thanks Pete and Robert!











Love the Cousins' slogans -
there's a pun in this one (So I'm told!)

I think the word is bandanna!

Now that is a rotten trick!

Wondering just how on Earth it arrived there!

No! It's not Nissan..........Oh! Never mind!

The Classic art competition continues!

 Just like that!
(Sorry Tommy Cooper fans!)

Meanwhile down in Redneck Land!

Tonight's Great Truth!

A little bit of karma!

Yes they evolved into birds!

Woaaaaaaaaa!

We've all been here, but for me it was a very long time ago!

Tonight's other Great Truth!

Striking resemblance!

I'd cover 'em up if it was me!

Freudian slip?

Kay's Joke
Thanks Kay!









Tout le Monde est au Balcon
(Version Sanitisee!)

Harwich Weather for Sunday

Another dry, warm and sunny day after any early patchy fog clears. Light onshore breezes will develop, keeping coastal districts noticeably cooler.

Maximum temperature: 17 deg C
Wind: South-East 8 mph, gusting 17 mph
Thanks Essexweather.com


Thanks for your continued support!


Cheers!


Richard.

Weekend Funnies

Dear Family and Friends, Another wonderful day, and after my usual walk by the sea, we attacked the shed. It is a spider sanctuary, and it took a long time to clear the webs before we could really get in there. having sorted it, we filled it up with stuff that we need to send to the recycling centre, but they are shut, so we will have to wait until they open again!

Now for more pictorial fun - just for you!

Things aren't always as they seem!

This is going viral, I just had to include it!

An Irish topical ditty!

Thanks Derek!











It's 2 metres you tit!

Thanks again Derek!










Nuff said!

Isolation diet!

Thanks Gloria!










Go easy on the clippers!

Thanks again Gloria!










Illusion!

Thanks Helen!










It may be a while yet!

Thanks Jamie!











Where nothing happens!

Architectural Nightmare!

Ultra posh mobile home!

Winter in Minneapolis!

If that was mine I would walk away!

Hmm! Expensive flight!

Go camping they said - get a tent they said - it'll be fun they said!

Too many guns in America! - That's not a shotgun it's a bl**dy cannon!

Parrots enjoy watching humans in cages!

Now that I could live in!!!

Wow - the colours!

You're asking for trouble pal!

Go Granny burn that melon!

In Lockdown don't go to the nail bar - the nail bar comes to you!

Even stopped at the lights it looks as if it's going 150 mph!

Wow! She's a fierce one!

Never saw a cat's nest before!

Very creative!

Remember Tomorrow's World they often showed stuff like this -
and they very seldom made it to market!

More Wisdom from the QI Elves










Now that's gymnastic!

Thanks Klaus!









No translation necessary!

Thanks again Klaus!











Harwich Weather for Saturday

Early mist and fog along the Thames Estuary soon clearing, then another dry day with long bright or sunny spells inland. Light winds.

Maximum temperature: 15 deg C
Wind: East 9 mph, gusting 19 mph
Thanks Essexweather.com


Thanks for calling by!


Richard.

Thursday's Funnies

Dear Family and Friends, One irony of the lockdown is that we are having fantastic weather! Today was warm, sunny, and very light wind. Never mind at least we are lucky enough to have a garden. Now for your fun stuff - hoping it amuses you!







Good idea!

Now that is an idea!

Pranks at the fridge!

Thanks Klaus!











Happy Birthday Guys!

Thanks Ann










Oh! Yes but ours is tidy now!!!

 Thanks Eric!










That is a sign!

Thanks Gloria!











Good try!

 Thanks Maureen!











Oldie but goodie
(Originally Krushchev if I remember)!

Thanks Robert!










Nature often prevails!

Creepy little chum!

Chainsaw - I'll show you a chainsaw!!!

Well it is water!

Now there's a plan!

His little pet!

Making the loo rolls go further!

The long and the short of it!
(Or maybe she's standing on a box - we will never know!)

In your Isolation dreams!

Surely the seas would drain away???

One way of doing it!

Fantasy Holiday in a light bulb???

The Classic art challenge continues!

Topical Venn diagram!

Love this riposte!

Nurses put up a counter demonstration in Arizona!
Well done ladies!!!

For the boys
Nice but I don't understand........!

Surprise!!!

Thanks Klaus!







Just Wow!

Thanks again Klaus!









Harwich Weather for Friday

Dry and sunny once any early patchy mist or fog soon clears. Becoming warm inland, but coastal districts will be noticeably cooler with light onshore sea-breezes.

Maximum temperature: 19 deg C
Wind: East 9 mph, gusting 18 mph
Thanks Essexweather.com


Thanks for your continued support!


Cheers!


Richard.