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Thursday, 7 May 2020

Thursday's Funnies



Dear Family and Friends, We are still without internet. To add insult to injury, today I received notice from BT that I have exceeded my data limit on my phone which I am using as a hotspot, even after they promised to waive data charges until the line was fixed. I will definitely move provider when this is over! Sorry end of rant! Now for more fun stuff - just for you!







These hand held fans are such fun!













Do you believe in fate?


Thanks Derek!














Tee Hee!














Gramps delivers!


Thanks again Derek!













All I will say is that's so true. I won't go on or I would fill the page
 with rants about The Stupid!!!!


Thanks Geoff!











Quelle direction?


Merci Maria!











Blank wall to Work of Art!












I thought that if you did this they gave you a bottle of wine!












Oh! What long arms you have!












This took a minute!












Hmmm! Easy mistake!












Yup - That's a big 'un!












Meet Sanitization Girl!












Major Question!














Ah! Isolation eh?












Bwwwwwwaaaaaaaggggggh!













So you were what? Loitering with intent to what?









A likely tale!


Thanks Hazel!










Many bridges to cross!



Thanks Klaus!












More Giggles!



Thanks again Klaus!









Harwich Weather for Friday

Generally fine and bright to start, however cloud will develop later in the morning. Isolated showers will develop by the afternoon where some may be heavy. Fine by evening.

Maximum temperature: 22 deg C
Wind: South 7 mph, gusting 15 mph
Thanks Essexweather.com


Thanks for your continued support!


Cheers!


Richard.










Wednesday, 6 May 2020

Wednesday's Funnies



Dear Family and Friends, Another day without Broadband, I am receiving dire warnings from BT that I am near my data limit despite being promised that it would be free until our service was reconnected! I shall look elsewhere! Anyway enough ranting, now for a bit more pictorial fun to raise your mood!








The only way to mask the dog!
PS he doesn't need it!













Topical Country tune!


Thanks Gloria!















Wishful thinking!


Thanks Derek!











Isolation!

Thanks Geoff!











We all fear this!

Thanks again Gloria!











Lord I hope not!!!


Thanks Robert!












Predictable!

Thanks again Robert!










No rainbows - just a Unicorn!












Look carefully!











Why bother!











Isolated but not alone!














Big Business!












Odd looking cat!












Cheap mask alternative!














Ah! Unexpected that!












Good reposte!











Hmm! I had a haircut today - courtesy of the Domestic Goddess!












I usually love the Cousins' slogans - this one's a bit sh*t!












We've all been here!











Never thought of it like that!












Who in the Hell???












Perhaps this lady hails from Norfolk!












Redneck mask!













Video conferencing hits a new level!


Thanks Susi!











Boom Boom!


Thanks again Susi!












Chaps if you look carefully at the end of the cliffs there's a big boulder!













Here's another slightly crowded balcony!












No translation necessary!



Thanks Klaus!










He can do it!


Thanks again Klaus!










Harwich Weather for Thursday

A chilly start once more with any fog patches soon clearing to leave a largely fine day with warm sunny spells. However, chance of a few sharp showers breaking out later.

Maximum temperature: 20 deg C
Wind: South-East 9 mph, gusting 19 mph
Thanks Essexweather.com


Thanks for calling by!


Cheers!


Richard.












Tuesday, 5 May 2020

Tuesday's Funnies



Dear Family and Friends, My Internet is still broken, but having made noises at BT they are not charging for data, so I can use my iPhone as a hotspot. I wanted to post tonight as this is blog post number 2500! A bit of a milestone! With the help of 2 of my finest helpers.......this is the Derek and Robert show! - Thanks chaps!










Perhaps the funniest clip I've seen!


Thanks Derek









Great Job Maj!









You can guess what's coming!


Thanks again Derek!










 Unbelievable!


Thanks Derek!











The next 7 are from Robert!
Thanks Robert!






Just think!












Coffee?












One at a time please!












Miraculous!











They've had enough!














Oldie but Goodie!













Too many guns in America!











In Lockdown you can go bananas!











We've seen him before, he's in Russia, rescued as a cub, he lives
 in the house and even sits to the table for meals!












Not taking a selfie then dearie???












Love the Parrot!












Yup it's Bluetooth all right!












And why not?














Now boys - another somewhat crowded balcony!















Da Da Da - Di Da Da Da!


Thanks Derek!








No translation necessary!


Thanks again Derek!










Harwich Weather for Wednesday

Patchy cloud at first, otherwise long sunny spells and a moderate Easterly breeze. Warm inland, cooler around the Essex coast.

Maximum temperature: 15 deg C
Wind: East 11 mph, gusting 20 mph
Thanks Essexweather.com


Thanks for calling by!


Cheers, and here's to the next 2500!


Richard.





Saturday, 2 May 2020

Saturday's Funnies



Dear Family and Friends, I am sorry, but the Funny Blog will be unavailable for a while. Yesterday, BT contractors who are installing ducting for fibre Broadband, cut the cable in the street. We have been told that we should be back on by next Wednesday! I am sending this using my phone as a hotspot, but with a limited data allowance, I can't use it for too long. 
So hopefully we'll see you soon!




















Thanks Terry!



 A moment to thank my friends who help with funny pictures :-   Klaus, Derek, Robert, Gloria, Hazel, Rosemary, Susi, Ann, Jamie, Geoff, Terry, John & Jackie. If I forgot you, sorry but please keep 'em coming!

See you before too long!

Cheers,
Richard.