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Tuesday, 27 October 2020

Tuesday's Funnies


Dear Family and Friends, It rained off and on most of the day, I managed a walk and only became slightly moist! I did help a little with the housework (hopefully a few brownie points here!) Must confess during TV pm I dozed off, perhaps I am related to the bears, and may shortly hibernate! Here are your funnies!






Meet the Managing Director!






Unglaublich! - That's German for Unbelieveable!


Thanks Klaus!











What.......what???


Thanks Robert!










Happens often!


Thanks again Robert!











Hi my name's Ray!












He'll be back!












Only a Loafer shopping











Only 2000 calories per mouthful!











You really want them to smile but...........!












Predictable!











Towser! Did you do that???











The real Lady of the Lake -
Hope she can hold her breath a bit longer!











Pumpkinloo!












That's me chaps!











What?











Now that is scary!











Photoshop - but fun!












Halloween gets nearer!













Understandable but Ouch!











Clever juxtaposition!











Look out! Here comes a bus!












I suppose there is a good reason for this - please explain!!!












The party season will soon be upon us!












OCD - Obsessive Compulsive Disorder!











Tonight's Great Truth!











There he is with his mate the Giant Toad!














The Internet's most stupid Headline
(Unless you know better!)












Love the Cousins' slogans!











Our house was burning down - so we took a selfie!!!











For the Boys!

I am looking for opinions....
There are now more of these-



-Than these on the Internet at the moment!






Now it is possible to compromise - like this!







Or if you prefer you can have more like this......




























You decide!







Look what you've done!!!


Thanks again Klaus!









Gottle of Gear!!!


Thanks yet again Klaus!











Harwich Weather for Wednesday

Sunshine and showers, these heaviest and most frequent during the afternoon. A few areas may well stay dry with some bright or sunny spells. Breezy.

Temperature: 12°C (Inland) | 13°C (Coast)

Astronomical Conditions
Sunrise: 06:42 | Sunset: 16:41

Moonrise: 15:51 | Moonset: 01:48

Thanks Essexweather.com


Thanks for your continuing support!


Cheers!


Richard.

























Monday, 26 October 2020

Monday's Funnies


Dear Family and Friends, It was a nice sunny morning, I walked, and then took a trip to the Marina to see the works going on at the lift out dock. Lazy pm watching TV, now once again I have scrapped about and found a few more bits and bobs to try and make you smile! Enjoy!






In the firestorms he lost his donkey, 

some time later he found him unharmed!







The face covering fashion reaches new heights!


Thanks Klaus!










European Presidents including Auntie!


Thanks again Klaus!










Cheeky boy!












Penguins mate for life!












Surf's up! Everyone's out!











Ooh look! A Merman!













The screams will start in 3 - 2 - 1 !











I'll take two please!











Subway WTF!!!












Good advice!











Ever see a frog smile???












He's smiling - I hope that he's being released into the wild!












I can only say "Tittilation!"













Ha Ha! What a good idea!!!











Deterrent cat!











Oh! Dear!











Someone cares!












Too many guns in America - they're even arming the dogs!











Idea - cover your loo with old motherboards!












Office chair triste!













Know the feeling!











I am hoping that they are tame!












That's new! Rocking AtAt!











Having a night in are we???










Love this - the Selfie Pistol!!!












Clang!!!











Towser takes up mountaineering!













Is that you Steve???











Scary reflection!











Riposte!











Techy guard dog!











Another Great Truth!












Thanks Derek!









For the Boys!

I have had a complaint! -
I missed the Balcons yesterday!
They want more! - OK chaps - I'll see what I can do!




Miss Bendy Balcon!











Miss Tattoooed Balcon







Miss Chilly Balcon!







Miss Grumpy Balcon!











Miss Thunder Thighs Balcon!













Harwich Weather for Tuesday

A cold start with plenty of morning sunshine. Into the afternoon, increasing cloud will bring a spell of heavy rain and strengthening winds.

Temperature: 12°C (Inland) | 13°C (Coast)

Astronomical Conditions
Sunrise: 06:40 | Sunset: 16:43

Moonrise: 15:35 | Moonset: 00:37

Thanks Essexweather.com


Thanks for calling by!


Cheers!


Richard.