Tuesday's Funnies

Dear Family and Friends, It was a bright sunny day, a bit chilly at first, but it soon warmed up. I walked as usual, and was busy keeping the builders tanked up with tea and coffee. Later I was at the dentist, fortunately all OK! Now I am busy building the blog. Having a sense of humour overload, and there are definitely still too many Halloween pictures! Please enjoy the few that I downloaded.

Real v/s Enhanced!

The Late, Great Dave Allen!

Thanks Derek!

Oldie but Goodie!

You put you left leg in.........etc!

Another Great Truth!

Thanks Adrian!

Kaboom Tish!

Thanks Geoff!

Scottish Blackmailer!

Tonight's Philosophical Thought!

Quoi???

Let's go to the Carnival they said - It will be fun they said!

Funny Faces!

They even do it up there!

There was a mini tornado in Lincolnshire yesterday!

Not a success!

They are not all monsters!

The Cone heads are back!!!

I don't understand why this picture is mirrored!

Maybe Dad's a Bin Man!

The crew of this Blackbird have been shopping!

(Blackbird still holds the record of flying from

 New York to London in 1hr 54 minutes!!!)

Let them have their little bit of fun!

Ha Ha! - remember "Tiger in your Tank"in the 60s?

Sadly I have to say that this is in Russia!

Poor old tree needs a rest!

Love the Cousins' slogans!

What on Earth's going on???

Wakey Wakey!

Covid overkill, I don't think that he will be infectious!

That you Vincent???

Often!!!

Thanks Vic!

For the Boys!

When you find a Balcon, sometimes more will follow!

She thinks they're hilarious!

Mike however thinks that they were OK!

Harwich Weather for Wednesday

A dry and bright morning after any patches of fog clear. Becoming rather cloudy from the north in the afternoon with the odd shower possible later. A cool north-westerly breeze.

Temperature: 9°C (Inland) and 10°C (Coastal)

Winds: north-west 7 miles per hour, gusting to 16 miles per hour

Astronomical Conditions

Sunrise: 06:50

Sunset: 16:31

Moonrise: 03:11

Moonset: 15:50

Thanks Essexweather.com

If you enjoy boats and the sea, try my other blog at

http://yachtessexgirl.blogspot.com

Thanks for calling by!

Cheers!

Richard.

Monday's Funnies

Dear Family and Friends, It was a rather nice day, sunny but cool and windy. Our builder and his mate had his work cut out up on the roof, but they did very well. I was detailed to go to the supermarket for essentials, and for once I didn't forget anything! Now for your funnies which I very much hope will lighten your day!

Sir Les Patterson aka Barry Humphries on Parkinson

Thanks Derek!

The Next five are from Derek

Thanks Derek!

Perfumed!

Grammar Nazi - like me!

Drop in the ocean!

Tell me about it!

Spot it a mile away!

Boom Tish!

Thanks Robert!

Oldie but Goodie!

Thanks again Robert!

You're not wrong!

Thanks yet again Robert!

Boom Boom!

Thanks Rosemary!

Men never grow up!

The times in which we live!

I'll just have the one!

Limos trying to out - do one another!

ps I like the wide one!

Towser feels put upon!

The meme guy is back!

Nice, but I don't get it!!!

Are the hands outside or in???

Shall I play dead she said? Nah he's only here for the protection money!

When they said belt up - he seems to have taken it literally!

We've all been here!

How to get in 2 for 1!!!!

I think we might be down in the South!

The old Mento trick = jet propulsion!

Seems like a plan!

Nice looking pumpkin!

Knobbly knees though!

Tibbles is really getting into tech!

Must be Russia - the bride's a monkey!

Yes it is 3 languages!

Still loving the Cousins' slogans!

Novel - Macabre but novel!!!

And the security camera catches an intruder!

Someone's having a laugh!

Know that feeling!

You don't have to!

Thanks Vic!

Lost for ever!!!

Thanks again Vic!

Derek's Joke

Thanks Derek!

Who is a clever boy then???

Thanks yet again Derek!

Harwich Weather for Tuesday

Any early fog patches clearing, with sunny periods following for most. Most parts staying dry, although the odd shower cannot be completely ruled out. Light winds, but feeling rather cool.

Temperature: 11°C (Inland) and 12°C (Coastal)

Winds: south-west 13 miles per hour, gusting to 28 miles per hour

Astronomical Conditions

Sunrise: 06:49

Sunset: 16:33

Moonrise: 01:49

Moonset: 15:35

Thanks Essexweather.com

If you enjoy boats and the sea, try my other blog at

http://yachtessexgirl.blogspot.com

Thanks for calling by!

Cheers!

Richard.